The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • kill living beings
    the joke is fire
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    that photo is the view from where i'm sitting, btw

    it's like fog but not. so weird.

    It almost looks like you're just using a shitty early-2000s digital camera...until I look at the clarity of the tree in the foreground and I'm like...oh. Oh.
    it's just my shitty phone camera, ofc
    Don't you have a Galaxy S3?
    lol how do you even remember that
    i think i sort of remembered that but i have the same phone so
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tachyon said:

    spoiler it's porn

    Imi, are you telling me you have been on the Headmistress's laptop?

    Isn't it password protected?
    passwords are no match for my hacker skillz
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    You're a hacker?

    *looks just as shocked as if Imi had claimed to be in the mafia*
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am also in the mafia.
  • the rapper Flowzus has taken an interest in Magic Planet

    I am excited.
  • Thanks for covering for me Tach

    also I am going to scream if this software keeps acting up when I'm back from lunch
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    spoiler it's porn

    Imi, are you telling me you have been on the Headmistress's laptop?

    Isn't it password protected?
    Last I checked her password was "pr1ncesses-r-exasperat1ng"

    She might have changed it since then tho
  • My evil twin is in the mafia.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I am also in the mafia.


    . . . older girls are scary
    Haven said:

    Thanks for covering for me Tach

    also I am going to scream if this software keeps acting up when I'm back from lunch

    N-no problem!

    . . . Psst Alice what did your mal-rock thing do? O_O
  • if i am a dude cat does that mean i am the only dude at the school
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It wasn't supposed to be an all-girls school, or at least I didn't imagine it as such

    Anonus goes there, after all
  • edited 2015-08-24 19:20:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    When the NSA comes and kicks down the doors to arrest everyone who was ever involved with (or sympathetic to) the internet, I will totally be executed for association with malcontents.  It's worth it to have friends like you guys.

    And then, years after I die, they derive a cure for differing opinions, and everyone lives in blessed agreement.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Glad you approve of our inevitable fate, Naney.
  • the inevitable fate is cat fascism
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    (Ash is agender.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So are you just like a cat that wanders around the campus?
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    the inevitable fate is cat fascism

    Awwwwwwwwwwww  :(

    But I wanted humanity to be unquestioning and content.

    Dang it, I guess there's no hope of that.
  • Another butt lazy day for me.

    Can't wait to go back to University.
  • edited 2015-08-24 19:27:49
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Rozzy Nihhus disapproves of computers, as they compete with books.

    Computers are to be hacked with blunt instruments, not with keystrokes.

    Thus the sign in the library:  SUPPORT HACKERS, NOT HACKERS.


  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Computers are only to be hacked by a licensed Hacker Fairy professional.
  • edited 2015-08-24 19:41:58
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)


    Tachyon said:

    Computers are only to be hacked by a licensed Hacker Fairy professional.

    True, but the Hacker Fairy's not been seen for years.  Not even the Hacker Fairy's mighty macuahuitl has been spotted.

    They say, if you listen close, you can hear 'im going after the AD trees.

    Or do you mean the Hacker Fairy?  The one who drinks Java and charms Pythons, dives for PERL, and makes COBOL blue?

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    image
  • edited 2015-08-24 19:38:20
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    The Hacker Fairy once hacked into Centie's wand/portable-Iphone-thingy to say:  YOU REBOL SCUM.

    (Centie's magic phone-thing would work with Rebol, right?  A kinda-obscure and unique language that is functional and kinda quirky but versatile?  Also, it sounds like Rebel).
  • Jane is bored and will now take your rap questions
  • yes 8ut are there (unique) hidden messages?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:



    Tachyon said:

    Computers are only to be hacked by a licensed Hacker Fairy professional.

    True, but the Hacker Fairy's noot been seen for years.  Nor even the Hacker Fairy's mighty macuahuitl has been spotted.\.

    They say, if you listen close, you can hear 'im going after the AD trees.

    Or do you mean the Hacker Fairy?  The one who drinks Java and charms Pythons, dives for PERL, and makes COBOL blue?


    The latter.  I heard he has a nest inside a mainframe computer at Alicorn Systems?  He's a very private individual so I don't see him very often.
  • Went to a large garden centre and I saw a whole section dedicated to Christmas stuff.

    It's August.

    Not even Halloween yet.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    dancing with damsels in zanzibar
  • Tachyon said:

    dancing with damsels in zanzibar

    bazooka under the flannel


  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Jane is bored and will now take your rap questions

    HI I AM A CHRISTIAN HOUSEWIFE AND HAVE HEARD THAT RAP IS ASSOCIATED WITH SATAN AND SATANISM.  HOW DO I USE RAP TO SUMMON SATAN.  I WANT TO MAKE HIM WASH MY DISHES AND ALSO I WANT TO PUNCH HIS STUPID FACE.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i feel weird and uncomfortable for some reason
  • Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
    That's not my favorite cut off that album


  • Aliroz said:

    Jane is bored and will now take your rap questions

    HI I AM A CHRISTIAN HOUSEWIFE AND HAVE HEARD THAT RAP IS ASSOCIATED WITH SATAN AND SATANISM.  HOW DO I USE RAP TO SUMMON SATAN.  I WANT TO MAKE HIM WASH MY DISHES AND ALSO I WANT TO PUNCH HIS STUPID FACE.
    just play Necro albums for a few days straight
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tachyon said:

    i feel weird and uncomfortable for some reason

    Did you sleep in an unusual position last night?

    That seems to make me feel weird and uncomfortable.
  • Summoning Stan is easy, you just twist and kick. 
  • Aliroz in all seriousness for the love of good don't look up MC Necro, you will have a heart attack.
  • edited 2015-08-24 19:46:37
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    @QueenPoison:  Alright.  Thank you for the warning.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It's 20:45 here so i'm pretty sure it's nothing to do with how i slept.  Also i didn't mean like stiff or sore or anything like that, it's nothing so concrete as that.

    Probably nothing, i guess.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    @Tachyon: I'm feeling weirdly uncomfortable too.

    It's the feeling I get when I post or say something that might be controversial and I'm dreading a response...but I don't think I've posted anything like that today.

    So, uh, *pours tea*?
  • Aliroz said:

    @QueenPoison:  Alright.  Thank you for the warning.

    np
    Tachyon said:

    It's 20:45 here so i'm pretty sure it's nothing to do with how i slept.  Also i didn't mean like stiff or sore or anything like that, it's nothing so concrete as that.

    Probably nothing, i guess.

    You'll be fine!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Actually, I should make some tea.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    So, hey Centie, what do you think of REBOL?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    @Tachyon: I'm feeling weirdly uncomfortable too.


    It's the feeling I get when I post or say something that might be controversial and I'm dreading a response...but I don't think I've posted anything like that today.

    So, uh, *pours tea*?
    Y'know, that is *exactly* it.  Thanks for the tea.

    And yes, i'll be fine.
  • I can't believe you think you haven't posted anything controversial today, Centie. Just the very notion insults me to the core.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Aliroz said:

    So, hey Centie, what do you think of REBOL?

    Can't say I ever used it...
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