The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • edited 2015-08-17 17:44:01
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pet peeves: when people act helpless faced with a very clear, concise error message.

    We've all had conversations like this:

    "Can you help me with my camera?"

    "Sure, what's wrong?"

    "It says 'SD CARD IS WRITE-PROTECTED'."

    "Ok, so you checked whether the SD card is write-protected?"

    "..."
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's like there's a subcategory of people who know how to use computers and electronics but the moment something doesn't work perfectly on the first try they become completely helpless
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    how do you unwriteprotect it
  • well what if you don't know what an SD card is, or what write-protection is
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    well what if you don't know what an SD card is, or what write-protection is

    I think it's reasonable to expect most people to draw the connection between the card you put in the camera (which usually even has an "SD" logo on it) and the message on the screen.

    I'll give you the write protection thing, though. It's far too easy to accidentally flip that little switch when you're handling the card, especially if you don't know what it does.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    TIL that a swarm of mosquitoes may also be referred to as a scourge.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    'You Can Do Me' is the best sex-themed comedy song premise I can honestly think of.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i think if i was confronted with 'SD card is write-protected' i would be thoroughly confused

    i like to think i'd figure it out without help eventually, but i couldn't guarantee it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    stupid thing isn't even made of card

    that's not even a 'D', that's a backwards 'C'
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Tachyon said:

    stupid thing isn't even made of card

    that's not even a 'D', that's a backwards 'C'

    Nor are sim cards!
  • edited 2015-08-17 18:33:19
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Out of curiosity I tried it with the camera I have on hand and the only error message it gives is this:

     !  PROTECTED CARD 

    ...so yeah, I suppose I can't blame anyone for being confused by that when they word it so opaquely.

    If it were me I'd have it show you a picture of the card and the switch you need to switch.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Tachyon said:

    stupid thing isn't even made of card

    that's not even a 'D', that's a backwards 'C'

    Nor are sim cards!
    exactly!

    (i know this is all quite silly)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Incidentally my parents got cold-called by a "Microsoft" tech support scammer this afternoon

    Thankfully my dad is smart enough to know to hang up on them
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    This card is under the guard of the United States Federal Witness Protection Program.
  • this apple tastes like a pear

    I am Displeased
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I hope someone beats the shit out of Scott Alexander as an example to others soon.

    It's cool, he'll get a lot of long meandering blogposts out of it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    I hope someone beats the shit out of Scott Alexander as an example to others soon.


    It's cool, he'll get a lot of long meandering blogposts out of it.
    Preferably at the hands of a group he hasn't really talked about.

    A group of white anarcho-primitivists who consider themselves beyond the political spectrum would be ideal.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I never thought that the situation would be such that I feel a kind of exasperated fondness for EY, and disgust and loathing for Scott Alexander, but that's how it's turned out.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Boo?
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i don't like him either but wishing a beating on him is a bit extreme
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    also remember what happened last time
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    His life's work is making eugenic cleansing of the poor and non-white palatable to the masses.

    I have no sympathy.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    None.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Who?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's too bad google was destroyed in the Great War.
  • I have badass ringlets
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    this apple tastes like a pear

    I am Displeased

    Oh, maybe you're eating a breed of apple called an Asian Pear.  It's genetically a kind of apple, but its texture and taste are much more like a pear.  It's shaped like an apple and colored like a pear.  They, as far as I know, tend to grow best in Alkaline soils (which Utah and its neighboring states have, while many eastern states have Acidic soils).

    On the plus side to Acidic soils,  I'm pretty sure you can only grow Pomegranates in acidic soils.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tools said:

    I have badass ringlets

    Awesome.
  • edited 2015-08-17 19:38:52
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Hydrangeas grow in both acidic and Alkaline soils, and are actually different colors based on (among other things0 the PH of the soil!

    image

    Top (blue):  Acidic

    Bottom:  Alkali

    Middle:  Neutral

    and different phs between!
  • Having a before-dinner buffet whilst watching Only Connect.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Aliroz said:

    Hydrangeas grow in both acidic and Alkaline soils, and are actually different colors based on the PH of the soil!


    image

    Top (blue):  Acidic

    Bottom:  Alkali

    Middle:  Neutral

    and different phs between!
    This is awesome.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    also remember what happened last time

    yeah sure
  • kill living beings
    DEATH TO THE LIVING, they tell me. MOTHER HARANGUE NINE PEOPLE CORNUCOPIA. As if I'd believe them any more
  • edited 2015-08-17 19:50:39
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    In that example, most  everything was the same or similar except ph, but changing things like the amount of light or the water or the nutrients might change the color , too , I don't know. Wouldn't surprise me, given the variety that hydrangeas show.

    image

    Also, breeding 's probably involved; but still, a plant that shows its PH is pretty dang cool.  No wonder its a favorite of gardeners and middle-school science teachers.

    There's, like, sixty different species of Hydrangea.  I'm pretty sure there's more than one species in that picture.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Nice.
  • notice me senpai
  • edited 2015-08-17 19:53:43
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Dunno how to account for this one.  I'mma just leave it and complete the trifecta of flower pictures.

    image

    RANDOM SCIENCE LESSON GATOR AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Odradek said:

    Nobody but me has any ability to read things, click links, or remember past events.

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Nostalgia Critic has way better film opinions than Todd
  • Well, one of them is a film critic, and the other just tweets about movies on Twitter a lot.

    There's bound to be a discrepancy there, I suppose.
  • Why do you Consume Content if doing so is both 1. Something you deride others for 2. Makes you unhappy
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's a social thing.

    Wouldn't mind not seeing Moribund Cinematic Universe movies
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I changed my Tumblr username to "toddlerkin" last night while I was loopy as fuck then totally forgot about it until I went to look at my dashboard just now.
  • Odradek said:

    It's a social thing.

    Wouldn't mind not seeing Moribund Cinematic Universe movies

    Odie, nobody is going to judge you for not partaking in something as trivial as watching a movie series. I say this with the utmost confidence.

    If I've learned anything from Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey, it's this: just because something is popular doesn't mean you have to subject yourself to it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Tools said:

    notice me senpai

    ME TOO
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tre said:

    Odradek said:

    It's a social thing.

    Wouldn't mind not seeing Moribund Cinematic Universe movies

    Odie, nobody is going to judge you for not partaking in something as trivial as watching a movie series. I say this with the utmost confidence.

    If I've learned anything from Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey, it's this: just because something is popular doesn't mean you have to subject yourself to it.
    No, I mean it's fun hanging out with friends.

    Please do not turn this into "you are a horrible awful person for going to see movies you don't enjoy because you enjoy spending time with people" I got enough of that already.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why aren't you people talking to me on the Twittrs??
  • edited 2015-08-17 20:31:22
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    >going to see movies you don't enjoy because you enjoy spending time with people

    i can relate

    the fun of hanging out with friends easily outweighs the low enjoyment of the movie
  • That's understandable. Sorry for bringing it up.
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