Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because I fight monsters! And time wild unicorns! I like to have fun! And I'm about to have a whole lot more because today is my 14th birthday! And according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You need to watch this cartoon
You like hyperactive sweet magical princesses right? I mean, you like me...
I've been thinking of starting up a "Modern Quotes For Everyone" blog.
Quotes like "Aim for the moon. If you fail, you'll land amongst the stars", or "Somewhere, an angel is smiling down on you" are utter bullshit, in my opinion.
There should be more quotes like "Fuck the diet, eat the cake". Or "When in doubt, destroy the evidence."
you run a PR firm and you get this panicked call at 2 in the morning from a midwestern dentist who needs you to run damage control because he shot a beloved lion
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i understand you don't have a microwave but come on man
I'd do a cosplay if I were more motivated (and had a Star to do it with) but eh
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'll be coming home more pale than when I left.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Quotes like "Aim for the moon. If you fail, you'll land amongst the stars", or "Somewhere, an angel is smiling down on you" are utter bullshit, in my opinion.
There should be more quotes like "Fuck the diet, eat the cake". Or "When in doubt, destroy the evidence."
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
you run a PR firm and you get this panicked call at 2 in the morning from a midwestern dentist who needs you to run damage control because he shot a beloved lion
of course
please watch this film