also in the version of FL Studio I use Edison recordings tap out at 99 minutes total and are set to 5 by default, so the first jam I did I only caught the last five minutes of.
Sampling is definitely an art in itself, the same way that collages are a legitimate way of creating art.
Just feel like the guys who set the ball in motion should get a thank you gift, at least. If not Spencer, the copyright holder, then at least Coleman, the drummer.
Then again, Coleman's been dead and buried for a decade now, so that point's bleeding moot.
Everything sounds better out of the mouth of Melting Batman.
no it's LSD Batman.
the Batman of Zurr-en-Arrh
I know way more obscure Batman trivia than someone who never reads the comics should.
I like him as a character though! BTAS is a landmark of American animated drama.
Isn't he supposed to be, like, the clown version of Azrael Batman? Or, like, if Batman sewed up his costume with parts of Robin's costume? One of those.
Batman is the most important superhero, speaking as someone who has read, like, a handful of comics and instead watched a bunch of BTAS, Justice League, Batman Beyond, and Teen Titans.
You should ready my thread. I'm taking the piss out of Arkham City because of its continued disservices to Batman
Good Batman, Good Amanda Waller, A Time Travel Episode that actually doesn't suck.
The Arkham series would never have Batman sing a cheesy lounge song to reverse Circe's spell and turn Wonder Woman back into a human. They take themselves too frigging seriously for that.
Good Batman, Good Amanda Waller, A Time Travel Episode that actually doesn't suck.
The Arkham series would never have Batman sing a cheesy lounge song to reverse Circe's spell and turn Wonder Woman back into a human. They take themselves too frigging seriously for that.
"am I bluuuuuuuuue"
anyway The Batman of Zurr-en-Arrh was Batman's counterpart on another planet.
Later, Grant Morrison reused the name to refer to an alternate persona that Batman created where he would don a burgundy batsuit and beat the shit out of people with a bat.
The New 52 reboot made a major alteration to Freeze's backstory. After the changes to the timeline, Victor is no longer married. Although he still seeks to awaken and cure Nora, he's actually totally deluded; Nora was cryogenically preserved long before Fries was even born. As Batman rather pointedly deconstructs, Freeze doesn't really care about Nora as a person, she just makes a perfect figurehead for his obsession with ice and cold.
Orbital just dropped the chorus of "Shot Thru The Heart" into this version of "Halcyon" and I have never heard a crowd go so fucking wild for Bon Jovi.
and now they dropped "Heaven Is a Place On Earth" over a breakbeat
WHY was I not a musician of the type I am now in the 90s? I want to be able to do these things.
DC has the better characters by far, but no idea how to handle them.
Basically
So far they've
written well-liked (afaik) Batgirls Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain out of continuity in favor of their predecessor, Barbara Gordon (though they eventually fixed that)
Redesigned Harley Quinn around her appearance in Arkham Asylum, repeatedly showing that they have no good ideas besides various sexy Halloween costumes. Which is stupid, because Harley was dripping Dini-esque sex appeal since the first time she showed up
Tried to revamp cheesy 90s hero parody Lobo as Bishie Space Deathstroke, which does the one thing you can't do with Lobo: play him straight. Nobody reads Lobo to watch him be Wolverine/Punisher unironically.
Turning Amanda Waller into a Halle Berry supermodel. I've talked enough ears off about why that's a stupid idea
And now the Freeze thing
I just know that some looney editor specifically mandated that Freeze should lose his wife because making him more generically crazy would make him more usable in more stories.
How should they be handled? (I don't read comics but I think DC does lots of dumb shit)
first of all not hiring horrible human beings to write their shit would be a good place to start
that stuff seeps into the comics themselves, it's how you end up with stuff like All-Star Batman & Robin.
Can't blame that on New 52 though. That was chugging along back when Marvel was doing Civil War, so you could get away with doing something terrible because people would look at it and say "welp, at least it's not Civil War". I mean, not as terrible as ASBAR became, but pretty terrible.
Just be thankful that DC pulled away from Frank Miller's Holy Terror
And now I'm thinking about Arkham City again because Not-Batman tortures terrorists in Holy Terror and Arkham City has you torture Mr. Freeze (I'm so sorry, you tortured little baby you) as part of Batman's campaign to treat everyone in Arkham City like complete dirt. Because Arkham's Batman doesn't understand things like negotiation.
I don't think you all understand how much I hate every writer who worked on this game.
Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
Okay, Batman of Zur-En-Arrh is much, much crazier than that. That whole Zur-En-Arrh adventure was a weird dream that he once had while under the effects of Tibetan drugs, where he decided to create a backup personality so that if his main one was ever compromised, he had something to fall back on. Which was fuckbugs bananas. And Zur-En-Arrh itself is a trigger phrase based on a joke that Thomas Wayne made moments before he was shot, where he'd said that if someone like Don Diego de la Vega really existed in Gotham, they'd throw Zorro InArkham.
The thing about Mr. Freeze is that Nora was not fridged (no pun intended), but in the New 52 world, Freeze was never married to Nora. New Victor Fries is a mentally unstable, lonely person who began a parasocial relationship (read: unrequited) with a cryogenically-frozen woman from the 50's who was put on ice because of her terminal disease. Whether that makes Mr. Freeze better or worse depends on you, but so far I've from other folks that they were pretty sick of "muh nora" whenever Freeze showed up.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
brb publishing and writing book claiming that the existence of dragons was debunked by biology, which had revealed that dinosaurs all died because they developed fiery breath which lead to health complications that killed them all.
Then I will defend myself by saying that my book wasn't MEANT to be a serious biological treatise, it was just supposed to educate a public who don't believe in dragons, and after all, most biologists really don't believe in dragons. I'm pretty sure no one will be able to call bullshit
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Basically
- written well-liked (afaik) Batgirls Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain out of continuity in favor of their predecessor, Barbara Gordon (though they eventually fixed that)
- Redesigned Harley Quinn around her appearance in Arkham Asylum, repeatedly showing that they have no good ideas besides various sexy Halloween costumes. Which is stupid, because Harley was dripping Dini-esque sex appeal since the first time she showed up
- Tried to revamp cheesy 90s hero parody Lobo as Bishie Space Deathstroke, which does the one thing you can't do with Lobo: play him straight. Nobody reads Lobo to watch him be Wolverine/Punisher unironically.
- Turning Amanda Waller into a Halle Berry supermodel. I've talked enough ears off about why that's a stupid idea
- And now the Freeze thing
I just know that some looney editor specifically mandated that Freeze should lose his wife because making him more generically crazy would make him more usable in more stories.Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I made the comparison mostly because H-B and DC are both owned by WB
And Voodoo, which we can all agree is perfect in every way.
Fun
brb publishing and writing book claiming that the existence of dragons was debunked by biology, which had revealed that dinosaurs all died because they developed fiery breath which lead to health complications that killed them all.
Then I will defend myself by saying that my book wasn't MEANT to be a serious biological treatise, it was just supposed to educate a public who don't believe in dragons, and after all, most biologists really don't believe in dragons. I'm pretty sure no one will be able to call bullshit
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
*coughs*
What are you talking about it had boobs, and also aliens.