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Princess Alice · 2015-06-17 00:20:09

I like Jimmy Fallon but I haven't paid him much attention since his SNL days

Calica · 2015-06-17 00:20:12

it's too bad that my fiancée's internet mom magic probably doesn't work on kexruct and panurge

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:20:25

i wasnt expecting 50 cent

Anonus · 2015-06-17 00:20:32

Tachyon said:
What was the reason, Anonus?

*has not seen this movie, probably won't, and only dimly aware of Jimmy Fallon*

really blatant NBCUniversal cross-promotion, also the feeling that Jimmy Fallon's version of The Tonight Show exists mostly to be a social media content factory

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:20:52

Kexruct said:
I think you're just overreacting. For fuck's sake, it's a Twitter feed. You act like his opinions are an imposition. I mean, people are ALLOWED to not be experienced with a subject and still talk about it.

Imagine a world where they play the nails on chalkboards/crying babies/Neil Diamond mix tape in restauraunts at all times.

Anonus · 2015-06-17 00:21:08

(fun fact: NBCUniversal lives for blatant cross-promotion)

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:21:58

and i definitely never expected 50 cent playing himself as a love interest character

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:23:32

naney said:
and i definitely never expected 50 cent playing himself as a love interest character

He was bringing back the character of Air Marshal 50 Cent from Soul Plane 2 for the new shared cinematic universe.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:24:56

I think you're just overreacting. For fuck's sake, it's a Twitter feed. You act like his opinions are an imposition. I mean, people are ALLOWED to not be experienced with a subject and still talk about it.

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:25:37

is this an angry thread atm?

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:25:53

tbf that guy was by far the worst part of the movie

"so where's the alpha"

"you're looking at him"

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:26:22

Todd sure seems angry

calm your TitS

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:26:39

Planet Jane said:
tbf that guy was by far the worst part of the movie

"so where's the alpha"

"you're looking at him"

tbf Todd is not a fucking six year old

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:26:52

like fuck the genetically modified dinosaur, fuck the ridiculous raptor military plan guy

that character--Owen I think--was by far the least enjoyable thing in the film. Even the misogyny was more tolerable.

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:27:36

tbf Todd kinda bores me at the best of times

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:28:06

movie sounding less and less appealing

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:28:09

i like like a generic tumblr queer version of jamie stewart right now

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:28:20

I am a man who is ANGRY about POPULAR MUSIC

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:29:10

i liked that lorde song

i didnt like that taylor swift song

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:30:09

Tachyon said:
movie sounding less and less appealing

it has a couple really good points and a couple really bad points

i think how much you enjoy it would be determined by how much you can tolerate eg. the only major female character being "the career woman" stereotype and not anything else at all.

also a minor female character gets eaten by a plesiosaur and for some reason we're supposed to find this awesome even tho her only crime is being an assistant.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:30:10

Planet Jane said:
like fuck the genetically modified dinosaur, fuck the ridiculous raptor military plan guy

that character--Owen I think--was by far the least enjoyable thing in the film. Even the misogyny was more tolerable.

You are not Todd.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:30:47

I hate being embedded in a culture.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:30:49

Panurge said:

Planet Jane said:
like fuck the genetically modified dinosaur, fuck the ridiculous raptor military plan guy

that character--Owen I think--was by far the least enjoyable thing in the film. Even the misogyny was more tolerable.
You are not Todd.

no my opinions on music are informed by something other than a vague nostalgia for an age I was not even alive for.

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-17 00:30:51

-begins setting up a house of cards-

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:32:06

Panurge said:

Planet Jane said:
like fuck the genetically modified dinosaur, fuck the ridiculous raptor military plan guy

that character--Owen I think--was by far the least enjoyable thing in the film. Even the misogyny was more tolerable.
You are not Todd.

no my opinions on music are informed by something other than a vague nostalgia for an age I was not even alive for.

You right now

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-06-17 00:32:25

They put that alpha-omega prison wolf bullshit in Jurassic World? In 2015?

That makes me not want to see it.

I've also never seen the first Jurassic Park, and I can't say that will change any time soon.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:32:42

Remember that time Chagen was enjoying Heavy Rain, and IJBM started shitting all over it because God forbid Chagen enjoy a game, just, God forbid it.

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:33:11

jurrasic world but the whole soundtrack is performed on a kazzoo and william bennett from whitehouse dubs every character in his BACK OF THE VAN voice

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:34:36

MachSpeed said:
They put that alpha-omega prison wolf bullshit in Jurassic World? In 2015?

That makes me not want to see it.

I've also never seen the first Jurassic Park, and I can't say that will change any time soon.

it was a throwaway line but it's the kind of thing that makes you go like "ugh" and rub your temples and such

Calica · 2015-06-17 00:34:46

Panurge said:Remember that time Chagen was enjoying Heavy Rain, and IJBM started shitting all over it because God forbid Chagen enjoy a game, just, God forbid it.

i'm not sure i've ever seen anyone do anything but shit on heavy rain though

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:34:52

MachSpeed said:
They put that alpha-omega prison wolf bullshit in Jurassic World? In 2015?

That makes me not want to see it.

I've also never seen the first Jurassic Park, and I can't say that will change any time soon.

It is valid for animals that aren't wolves.

I'm sorry tumblr, I like sweet owns on MRAs/PUAs too but you can stop insisting on that.

Calica · 2015-06-17 00:35:41

i thought it was only valid for wolves in captivity

so you might be able to argue for jurassic park, which is all about revived dinosaurs in captivity

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-17 00:35:55

-first layer's looking pretty good; starting on the next; wondering if I'll need to grab another deck of cards-

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:36:07

Calica said:
Panurge said:
Remember that time Chagen was enjoying Heavy Rain, and IJBM started shitting all over it because God forbid Chagen enjoy a game, just, God forbid it.

i'm not sure i've ever seen anyone do anything but shit on heavy rain though

Well, Chagen liked it.

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-06-17 00:36:09

Not to defend IJBM or anything, but it's not "they can't let Chagen enjoy a game."

It's "that game left a negative mark on them and now they feel obliged to complain about it."

Just like how you feel obliged to complain about Todd in the Shadows and film criticism and Marvel movies.

Salix Babylonika · 2015-06-17 00:36:30

Panurge said:

MachSpeed said:
They put that alpha-omega prison wolf bullshit in Jurassic World? In 2015?

That makes me not want to see it.

I've also never seen the first Jurassic Park, and I can't say that will change any time soon.
It is valid for animals that aren't wolves.

I'm sorry tumblr, I like sweet owns on MRAs/PUAs too but you can stop insisting on that.

but dinosaurs?

and it's not even really so much the line itself it's what they were trying to sell the character as.

and it sucks because like you could see the spark of a good character beneath Owen's Tough White Man shell but they wouldn't let him crack it at any point.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:36:48

i thought it was only valid for wolves in captivity

so you might be able to argue for jurassic park, which is all about revived dinosaurs in captivity

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alpha_(ethology)

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:36:54

i was gonna say, i never hear anyone say good things about heavy rain

i did like the original jurassic park, haven't seen any sequels tho

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:37:29

MachSpeed said:
Not to defend IJBM or anything, but it's not "they can't let Chagen enjoy a game."

It's "that game left a negative mark on them and now they feel obliged to complain about it.

Just like how you feel obliged to complain about Todd in the Shadows and film criticism and Marvel movies.

Bullshit, nobody but Chagen played Heavy Rain expecting to like it.

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:38:35

Nobody has ever played a David Cage expecting to like it except Chagen after Indigo Prophecy/Fahrenheit

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-06-17 00:38:56

Hey, people bought Heavy Rain when it came out. And they played it. They probably expected to like it.

Anonus · 2015-06-17 00:38:58

I've never watched the original Jurassic Park

I was thinking about how a Spielberg movie in 1993 was like a Marvel movie now though

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:38:59

things i know about heavy rain: that video where due to a glitch the dude screams "no" in an anguished voice throughout the entire ending had me in stitches

Yarrun XIX · 2015-06-17 00:39:08

-adds another deck of cards because we're not staying at 52 skidoo like a bunch of lightweights; worrying about whether the design change on the backs of the cards will be noticeable-

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:39:41

i had no idea who david cage even was when i first heard of heavy rain

nor had i heard of indigo prophecy or fahrenheit

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:39:47

MachSpeed said:
Hey, people bought Heavy Rain when it came out. And they played it. They probably expected to like it.

No, they expected to explain about sidewalk design online about it.

Obā-san · 2015-06-17 00:40:09

david cage is the fusion of david lynch and john cage

One-Winged Eagle · 2015-06-17 00:40:49

Are you seriously doubting the hypothetical earnestness of a bunch of people you've never met?

Tachyon · 2015-06-17 00:40:56

^^ no because that would make him interesting

Odradek · 2015-06-17 00:41:28

i had no idea who david cage even was when i first heard of heavy rain

nor had i heard of indigo prophecy or fahrenheit

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