Have nerds started turning Immortan Joe from Mad Max: Fury Road into a weird figure of adulation and sympathy, or did the MRAs boycotting the movies stave that off
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Found this in my glove box
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it's not valid anymore
(The bottom half is obscured because it's just my VIN and I don't need to share that)
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I wonder about some of the thought processes behind the design of Bratz dolls.
"We could give them interchangeable shoes, sure, but let's take it a step further: interchangeable feet!"
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I was the kind of kid who was amused easily enough to think it was funny to put white girl feet on the black girl's legs
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
NO POSTER ON THE SA INTERNET CRITIC THREAD! I WAS SO CLOSE TO NEVER FINDING OUT WHAT TODD THINKS OF JURASSIC WORLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And you Bring me to my knees, again All the times that I could beg you please, in vain All the times that I felt insecure, for you And I leave my burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I felt like this won't end, it's from you And I taste what I could never have, it was from you All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride And I waste more time than anyone
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I've cried , all this wasted, it's all inside And I feel, all this pain, stuffed it down, it's back again And I lie here in bed, all alone, I can't mend But I feel tomorrow will be okay
But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
NO POSTER ON THE SA INTERNET CRITIC THREAD! I WAS SO CLOSE TO NEVER FINDING OUT WHAT TODD THINKS OF JURASSIC WORLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And you Bring me to my knees, again All the times that I could beg you please, in vain All the times that I felt insecure, for you And I leave my burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I felt like this won't end, it's from you And I taste what I could never have, it was from you All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride And I waste more time than anyone
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I've cried , all this wasted, it's all inside And I feel, all this pain, stuffed it down, it's back again And I lie here in bed, all alone, I can't mend But I feel tomorrow will be okay
But I'm on the outside I'm looking in I can see through you, see your true colors 'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me I can see through you, see to the real you
It starts with one thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me Will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try, Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme, To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard And got so far But in the end It doesn't even matter I had to fall To lose it all But in the end It doesn't even matter
what exactly is Todd saying about movies that's so much worse than all the other bad opinions about movies?
It's really difficult to define, but mostly he holds up movies to weird arbitrary inhuman standards, like an alien trying to crudely mimic human opinions on things.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAY FROM YOOOU
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I think you're just overreacting. For fuck's sake, it's a Twitter feed. You act like his opinions are an imposition. I mean, people are ALLOWED to not be experienced with a subject and still talk about it.
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ok seriously, what is that?
Pearl is threatening to become my favourite
she is pulling like the ultimade d grade shitty teenager attitude
I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess it's not valid anymore
(The bottom half is obscured because it's just my VIN and I don't need to share that)
"We could give them interchangeable shoes, sure, but let's take it a step further: interchangeable feet!"
Keep it on http://heapershangout.com/index.php?p=/discussion/666/is-wario-a-libertarian
NO
NO GODDAMNIT
NOOOOOO
NO POSTER ON THE SA INTERNET CRITIC THREAD! I WAS SO CLOSE TO NEVER FINDING OUT WHAT TODD THINKS OF JURASSIC WORLD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And you
Bring me to my knees, again
All the times that I could beg you please, in vain
All the times that I felt insecure, for you
And I leave my burdens at the door
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in
I can see through you, see your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me
I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I felt like this won't end, it's from you
And I taste what I could never have, it was from you
All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride
And I waste more time than anyone
But I'm on the outside, I'm looking in
I can see through you, see your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me
I can see through you, see to the real you
All the times that I've cried , all this wasted, it's all inside
And I feel, all this pain, stuffed it down, it's back again
And I lie here in bed, all alone, I can't mend
But I feel tomorrow will be okay
But I'm on the outside I'm looking in
I can see through you, see your true colors
'Cause inside you're ugly, you're ugly like me
I can see through you, see to the real you
It starts with one thing
I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on, but you didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me
Will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try,
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme,
To remind myself of a time when
I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
Armond White is a genius of cinema criticism compared to him.
*has not seen this movie, probably won't, and only dimly aware of Jimmy Fallon*
THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVER DO
I BLESS THE RAAAINS DOWN IN AAAFRICA