The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i argue with everything
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I literally cannot think of anything from my childhood the fucking-up of which I'd be angry about.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...come to think of it, a lot of things I liked as a kid HAVE been subsequently mangled...and I don't care
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i have always had mixed feelings tbh

    i have always felt society and the media show little respect for folklore and classic works when adapting them; look what Disney did to fairy stories

    i know there's no particular reason why TMNT should be respected on the same level as a traditional folk tale, in principle

    but i think there's maybe something a bit jarring about seeing something that was based on a thing you liked and it's changed in a way that feels worse

    of course the source material hasn't gone anywhere, it's not a big deal
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    He wasn't the best babysitter either
  • I think one could argue that Nux is a main character. More than anything I think the "who is the main character" discussion is just kinda pointless on the whole especially if people are getting bent out of shape over it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Kexruct said:

    More than anything I think the "who is the main character" discussion is just kinda pointless on the whole especially if people are getting bent out of shape over it.

    Yes
  • Pointless but not, like, actively harmful. It certainly hasn't impeded actual discussion. Hell, I'd say it's improved it, but not by as much as other approaches might have.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    The main character of Fury Road is the stilt people.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    The main character of Fury Road is the stilt people.


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kierkegaard is a pretty cool guy
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    "I like the part where you're adding words I never said to my message because you have nothing to fight back with. Grow the fuck up, you spent $10 to get here, so act like it. You can totally be a fucking retard and like bad games and still have no idea anything about them is bad, you know.

    This game is so perfect it apparently uses shitty sonic 4 physics that let you slowly walk ten miles up a wall and over a ceiling BY DESIGN according to loyal fans!"

    Someone said this to me because I said it was dumb to say that people are just pretending to like something for social reasons.

    I am very confused.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
    You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfaf loser here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin piece of unpatriotic SHIT.You are so visibly upset, that you need to create shitpost on our glorious board in an attempt to raise your self worth. Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a luxury vehicle. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average Heaper. There are many who far surpass me.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    kierkegaard is a pretty cool guy

    eh writes about the relation of the self to itself and does afraid and trembling
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Panurge said:

    "I like the part where you're adding words I never said to my message because you have nothing to fight back with. Grow the fuck up, you spent $10 to get here, so act like it. You can totally be a fucking retard and like bad games and still have no idea anything about them is bad, you know.

    This game is so perfect it apparently uses shitty sonic 4 physics that let you slowly walk ten miles up a wall and over a ceiling BY DESIGN according to loyal fans!"


    Someone said this to me because I said it was dumb to say that people are just pretending to like something for social reasons.

    I am very confused.
    that is indeed confusing

    SA i take it?
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yes.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    What was the game?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You're listening to CAFFEINE 92.5, where we're giving away tickets to Centralia's hottest vacation spots!

    Caller #7 wins three days and two nights at the Centralic City resort and amusement park on the beautiful Centralian coast! Call now!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    You're taking the words of a single guy way too seriously.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    What was the game?

    Freedom Planet.

    Which I've never even played, or seen videos of. 
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    You're taking the words of a single guy way too seriously.

    Am I?

    I'm just kind of confused?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    You're taking the words of a single guy way too seriously.

    This post annoyed me more than the post where someone chewed me out.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Actually angry person on SA is wrong; Freedom Planet is awesome
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Reminder that if you have LINE (the instant messaging app for weebs) you should add me because I'm awesome. Also centralavenue.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    and i know i'm not liking the game out of peer pressure because i have never encountered the fandom, i got it on a whim and loved it
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the physics are maybe imperfect?  i never really scrutinized it that closely, i just played it and had fun
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Freedom Planet doesn't really have a fandom as such, from what I've seen. It's one of those word of mouth kinda things.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's wrong with walking ten miles up a wall? I would do it.
  • I downloaded snapchat the other day but then i deleted it because it was too yellow
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Do you identify with Beezus or Ramona? Answer carefully.


  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    My sister loves Snapchat. She's always using it.
  • snapchat seems to be the app of younger siblings everywhere
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    naney said:

    snapchat seems to be the app of younger siblings everywhere

    eeyup
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My little brothers both have bigger projects on Minecraft than I would ever have the patience to build.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I loathe Snapchat because its founder is a creep
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    what did the snapchat founder do?

    (idk what snapchat is)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I loathe Snapchat because its founder is a creep



    never stopped you from liking Centralia

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tachyon said:

    what did the snapchat founder do?

    (idk what snapchat is)

    he has a very openly cavalier attitude towards user privacy
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    well he's not running a bank
  • naney said:

    I downloaded snapchat the other day but then i deleted it because it was too yellow

    There are shifty blue variants.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the acid-trip hydrofoil
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Does anyone else remember the 12 hours or so when the Motherheap had a TV Tropes page?
  • it started raining so i had to run out and get the laundry and i did not have time to turn my jeans rightside out
  • watching the NC's reviews of his own films

    I'm not sure exactly how much he's joking and how much he's being serious.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    All hail the world dog.
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  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Panurge said:

    All hail the world dog.

    All hail the wood keep.
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