Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
Okay I know Mileena's monster mouth doesn't make sense. But she has lips now. She can do things with lips. She's not just a horrific maw of monster teeth, like she used to be.
One thing I've noticed is that people who haven't played the games tend to like the Silent Hill movie better, because they notice the strong imagery without seeing how the movie is squandering the game's themes.
In the Mortal Kombat movie, Raiden couldn't fight anyone because the guy they got to play him, Christopher Lambert, had myopia and literally couldn't wear contacts so there was a danger of him hurting people.
This could have been avoided by hiring AN ACTUAL JAPANESE PERSON TO PLAY THE FUCKING JAPANESE GOD OF THUNDER
I like that Louis Logic basically recites the "come to [x] in 20 minutes if u want an ass kicking" meme 10 years before it existed on "Open Mic Nite 1"
It is not as bad as it could have been, because Liu Kang, the hero and Shang Tsung, the villain are both played by actual Asian people, and Christopher Lambert was probably Raiden because he was a "name" having appeared in Highlander.
He became notorious for yelling randomly while performing his Torpedo move. Fans originally believed that he was yelling Japanese phrases. Interestingly, others thought that he was actually speaking English, and thus Raiden's phrases were misinterpreted as "Get back in the car!", "Gimme ma money!", "Freddy bought a car!" or even "Your mother's from L.A.!"
Johnny Cage's motivation for joining Mortal Kombat was that he was an action movie star who joined to prove to his fans that he wasn't a phony.
You know, just like how Arnold Schwarzenegger did underground fights to the death when his fans found out he wasn't actually an evil robot from the future.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you know, when I downloaded the free version of Kontakt I assumed "free" meant "has some of its features removed" not "is the entire thing and retroactively deletes itself from your project after a certain amount of time unless you drop however much this thing costs".
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
you know, when I downloaded the free version of Kontakt I assumed "free" meant "has some of its features removed" not "is the entire thing and retroactively deletes itself from your project after a certain amount of time unless you drop however much this thing costs".
The thing on Native Instruments' website literally says that it provides all the plugins "for free", and furthermore, there doesn't even seem to be a paid option for the specific thing I downloaded.
I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do here.
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Then there is Sub-Zero, who is Scorpion but in blue.
And Reptile, who is Sub-Zero and Scorpion, but in green. He is the secret character/
Truly, a franchise for the ages.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
They always mismatch the characters though. Shang Tsung should have been against Bison, and Shao Khan against Akuma. Or even Scorpion versus Akuma.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Killer Instinct has won twice: Fulgore vs. Sektor, and Orchid vs. Ivy. One loss: That raptor guy
MK: Khan vs Bison, Scorpion vs. Ryu. One loss, Thor vs Raiden
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Street Fighter may have freaks of natuee, but they're all human freaks of nature,
Blanka aside
*fills it with obscure literary references and boobs*