The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm worried I'm literal
  • ding! in-tel in-side
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Tre said:

    ding! in-tel in-side

    bllludududududa
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    motorola 68000
  • Calica said:

    *Emiya Shirou voice* Who says a copy can't be superior to the original?

    image
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    oh man, those little cheese and crackers snacks

    I loved those
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    HAY NANNY IZ DIS YU


  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    chainsaw hedgemaze mayhem
  • am so lonely

    no one wants to play a gaem wit mehhhh
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Last thing you want is people playing games with you.

    unless it's Mario Kart
  • I really want to play a game of online Cards Against Humanity, but I can't play with people from TVT any more and people here never respond to me or don't see my question. 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'll play.

    What's Cards Against Humanity?

    What are the rules?
  • Not when they throw a blue shell into your heaaaart

    Greg wisely took that line out before showing Rose.
  • edited 2015-04-04 20:01:39
    ಠ_ಠ
    Cards Against Humanity is a really funny (and offensive) game where you have a black card with a statement, and you have to fill in the blank or answer the question with a white card from your selection. 

    An example is:

    Black Card: What are my parents hiding from me?
    White Card: Harry Potter erotica. 

    The funnies/most offensive card wins. 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Tools said:

    Cards Against Humanity is a really funny (and offensive) game where you have a black card with a statement, and you have to fill in the blank or answer the question with a white card from your selection. 


    An example is:

    Black Card: What are my parents hiding from me?
    White Card: Harry Potter erotica. 

    The funnies/most offensive card wins. 
    Oh man, on just about any other day (seems like Apples to Apples, but with dead baby humor and OHMAMA hands-over-mouth-did-I-just-say-that hilarity), I'd totally be willing to play this with you, but today (and tomorrow) is the general conference of my faith, the LDS church.

    For the record, these conferences are twice a year, one in April and one in October.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I honestly find Cards Against Humanity a bit too distasteful to want to play it.

    Maybe if I weren't already clinically depressed...
  • That example I gave was the nicest, most non-offensive example I could think of. 
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    FILL IN THE BLANK:

    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    FILL IN THE BLANK:


    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
    Central Avenue
  • FILL IN THE BLANK:


    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
    Central Avenue
    I wanted to say that, but thought that it was too mean.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothing is too mean for me, ah ha ha
  • The best/worst thing is when someone doesn't know a word in the cards and you have to explain it to them.

    Someone didn't know what seppuku was. 

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    FILL IN THE BLANK:


    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
    well I did trade Columbia for them, in a way (though I held onto the majority of their TV library, which increasingly makes me feel guilty, it's just that CBS already owned enough notable TV shows and the thought of giving up stuff like Norman Lear and Merv Griffin's productions made me sick)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    naney said:

    im starting to get super annoyed with being stuck with an iPhone

    if this were about OS X I'd be all HEY M8 WHAT THE FUCK but yeah iOS isn't as good as Android
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    FILL IN THE BLANK:


    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
    Central Avenue
    FILL IN THE BLANK:

    Did you hear Imipolex G _____ for breast implants?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    hmmm....
  • FILL IN THE BLANK:


    I can't believe Anonus traded _____ for Warner Bros. cartoons!
    Central Avenue
    FILL IN THE BLANK:

    Did you hear Imipolex G _____ for breast implants?
    is an ideal plastic
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^perfect
  • Tools said:

    The best/worst thing is when someone doesn't know a word in the cards and you have to explain it to them.

    Someone didn't know what seppuku was. 

    pixelated bukkake.

    I win/lose.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tools said:

    The best/worst thing is when someone doesn't know a word in the cards and you have to explain it to them.

    Someone didn't know what seppuku was. 

    I'm sure Klinotaxis has a Mishima story he wants to show us.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Watching Duckman is weird, because it's super early-Klasky-Csupo so I keep getting reminded of Rugrats while jokes about porn and tits keep happening.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yay tit jokes
  • edited 2015-04-04 21:52:48
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Panurge said:

    Watching Duckman is weird, because it's super early-Klasky-Csupo so I keep getting reminded of Rugrats while jokes about porn and tits keep happening.

    i've been meaning to watch Duckman for ages
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Anonus said:

    Panurge said:

    Watching Duckman is weird, because it's super early-Klasky-Csupo so I keep getting reminded of Rugrats while jokes about porn and tits keep happening.

    i've been meaning to watch Duckman for ages

    Most of the episodes are on youtube.

    Cornfed is a very entertaining character.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not sure what to make of the new Columbus police car livery:

    image
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The main thing I knew about Duckman until recently was that Don Zabu was very annoyed that people considered a certain rant Duckman gives as profound.
  • TIL that once Stravinsky, Joyce and Proust once all met each other at a dinner party in paris this was how it wentwent down

    strav showed up on time but Joyce showed up late and already drunk and badly dressed. Proust only showed up at 2:30am, sat down next to Stravinsky and compared him to Beethoven and Stravinsky was like 'i hate Beethoven' and was incredibly insulted. so then Proust tried to talk to Joyce but Joyce was pissed that the party hosts preferred Proust to him and just replied to every question Proust asked him with 'no' and refused to say anything else the whole evening.

    they all went to get a taxi to Proust s house and Joyce staggered into the car and started smoking like a chimney even though Proust was asthmatic and he knew that and someone had to slap the cigarette out of his hand. then when they got to Proust's house he refused to let Joyce in so he had to go back by himself lmao
  • Also Picasso was there but he didn't do anything funny unlike cool ownage dude James joyce
  • Panurge said:

    Watching Duckman is weird, because it's super early-Klasky-Csupo so I keep getting reminded of Rugrats while jokes about porn and tits keep happening.

    Did you start watching because of that one April Fools thing in Fatal & Friends?

    #i saw you post the seinfeld part
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Haven said:

    Panurge said:

    Watching Duckman is weird, because it's super early-Klasky-Csupo so I keep getting reminded of Rugrats while jokes about porn and tits keep happening.

    Did you start watching because of that one April Fools thing in Fatal & Friends?

    #i saw you post the seinfeld part
    yes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    sunn wolf said:

    TIL that once Stravinsky, Joyce and Proust once all met each other at a dinner party in paris this was how it wentwent down

    strav showed up on time but Joyce showed up late and already drunk and badly dressed. Proust only showed up at 2:30am, sat down next to Stravinsky and compared him to Beethoven and Stravinsky was like 'i hate Beethoven' and was incredibly insulted. so then Proust tried to talk to Joyce but Joyce was pissed that the party hosts preferred Proust to him and just replied to every question Proust asked him with 'no' and refused to say anything else the whole evening.

    they all went to get a taxi to Proust s house and Joyce staggered into the car and started smoking like a chimney even though Proust was asthmatic and he knew that and someone had to slap the cigarette out of his hand. then when they got to Proust's house he refused to let Joyce in so he had to go back by himself lmao

    this is pretty funny, I hope it's true
  • there are several accounts but they concur roughly on how disastrous it was and that Joyce owned Proust hard.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    saying "no" and nothing else the whole time sounds more like 2-year-old kinda behavior, but, whatever
  • edited 2015-04-05 00:07:50
    My dreams exceed my real life
    ATTN Magic Jane!

    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Hey, hey, HEEYYYY, here I go into new days!
    <Barcode[Mechbay]> [school show opening music]
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Wait, what?
    <Myrdradek> Hey NotSoBadassLongcoat, Spain Sun from TvTropes wants to know how you are doing
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Shitty internet at my parents' place is driving me insane.
    <Myrdradek> Okay thank you
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> I need to cough up 60 bucks for the patches I want for a costume project.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> And another twenty for shoulderboards.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> But since shoulderboards aren't going anywhere, that can be put on hold.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> I need to get in touch with a friend so she tells me what I need for sleeve stripes on that costume.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Because the sleeve stripes need to go first, under the sleeve patch.
    <Myrdradek> Is that the official status update?
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Well, sort of.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Judging from what the mail trackers coughed up, the Hydra pins should be waiting for me, although EFX packaging means I'll have to lug my ass to the post office to pick them up.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> The Chinese ones will fit in the mailbox, though.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> I'm thinking what else have I ordered recently.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Oh, right. Ribbon bar that I'll have to crack open and replace the East German ribbons with something of my own design.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Good that they're just printed paper.
    <NotSoBadassLongcoat> Oh, I forgot. I also ordered some driving gloves, to have something classier than my fingerless tacticals.
  • I'm not gonna lie I always assumed NSBL was like 30.
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