apparently Hate Plus has a Steam achievement that is just not obtainable.
I didn't know you could do that.
Stanley Parable has one of those as part of its usual trolling paradigm.
It also has a achievement that only triggers if you don't play it for 5 years.
Thing with Hate Plus' though is that apparently you can't get it even like via cheating. It's just not in the game. Hypothetically you could get that Stanley Parable achievement, it's just not a sensible thing to do.
And I thought that Steam had a similar arrangement to XBLA where developers were required to insert a given number of (obtainable) achievements. So it's surprising.
apparently Hate Plus has a Steam achievement that is just not obtainable.
I didn't know you could do that.
Stanley Parable has one of those as part of its usual trolling paradigm.
It also has a achievement that only triggers if you don't play it for 5 years.
Thing with Hate Plus' though is that apparently you can't get it even like via cheating. It's just not in the game. Hypothetically you could get that Stanley Parable achievement, it's just not a sensible thing to do.
And I thought that Steam had a similar arrangement to XBLA where developers were required to insert a given number of (obtainable) achievements. So it's surprising.
Some would say not playing The Stanley Parable was an eminently sensible thing to do
but no, Yarrun's right, there's another achievement in the game that is completely unachievable.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm at school now, awaiting my Intro to Fiction final in an hour and a half
Also, one of the nice things about taking a bus to class: it's someone else's job to put up with the idiotic Ohio drivers
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Heh, chalk another similarity up between North Carolina and Ohio: shitty drivers!
Some oblivious person in a sedan decided not only to get in the lane explicitly marked "BUS/TAXI LANE" and slow down the line of approaching buses, but then proceeded to make an illegal right turn at the end of the block despite at least two huge "NO TURNS MON-FRI" signs. -_-
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
MORPHEUS: For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it. But then I saw the fields with my own eyes, watched them liquefy the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living -
NEO (politely): Excuse me, please.
MORPHEUS: Yes, Neo?
NEO: I've kept quiet for as long as I could, but I feel a certain need to speak up at this point. The human body is the most inefficient source of energy you could possibly imagine. The efficiency of a power plant at converting thermal energy into electricity decreases as you run the turbines at lower temperatures. If you had any sort of food humans could eat, it would be more efficient to burn it in a furnace than feed it to humans. And now you're telling me that their food is the bodies of the dead, fed to the living? Haven't you ever heard of the laws of thermodynamics?
MORPHEUS: Where did you hear about the laws of thermodynamics, Neo?
NEO: Anyone who's made it past one science class in high school ought to know about the laws of thermodynamics!
MORPHEUS: Where did you go to high school, Neo?
(Pause.)
NEO: ...in the Matrix.
MORPHEUS: The machines tell elegant lies.
(Pause.)
NEO (in a small voice): Could I please have a real physics textbook?
MORPHEUS: There is no such thing, Neo. The universe doesn't run on math.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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i looked into Jazzpunk and it was just... really not funny to me, like at all
it just seemed kind of puerile?
SP was at least witty
but no, Yarrun's right, there's another achievement in the game that is completely unachievable.
the 'don't play this game for five years' thing was funnier to me, since it is technically an achievement
but my favourite was the one where you have to click all the things around the office and the narrator gets really into it
Also, one of the nice things about taking a bus to class: it's someone else's job to put up with the idiotic Ohio drivers
when i see something that's not funny to me, that's obviously intended to be funny, the effect is kind of painful
a part of me usually feels like my intelligence is being insulted
like, 'how dare you think i'd find this funny?'
but sometimes things i think this about become funny to me later, and sometimes things that were funny to me once become painfully unfunny later
So old or foreign comedy can still be recognizable as humour but be just not funny.
But even stuff like Shakespeare's humour can be hilarious once you're on the right wavelength.
The Stanley Parable felt a bit like being trolled, but it was a good troll.
But on stage, if done right, it shouldn't be.
So the pursuing bear may, in fact, have been an actual bear.
i don't know why i'm still going on about this
Wikipedia is not your waifu
Things I'm not actually doing:
MORPHEUS: For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it. But then I saw the fields with my own eyes, watched them liquefy the dead so they could be fed intravenously to the living -
NEO (politely): Excuse me, please.
MORPHEUS: Yes, Neo?
NEO: I've kept quiet for as long as I could, but I feel a certain need to speak up at this point. The human body is the most inefficient source of energy you could possibly imagine. The efficiency of a power plant at converting thermal energy into electricity decreases as you run the turbines at lower temperatures. If you had any sort of food humans could eat, it would be more efficient to burn it in a furnace than feed it to humans. And now you're telling me that their food is the bodies of the dead, fed to the living? Haven't you ever heard of the laws of thermodynamics?
MORPHEUS: Where did you hear about the laws of thermodynamics, Neo?
NEO: Anyone who's made it past one science class in high school ought to know about the laws of thermodynamics!
MORPHEUS: Where did you go to high school, Neo?
(Pause.)
NEO: ...in the Matrix.
MORPHEUS: The machines tell elegant lies.
(Pause.)
NEO (in a small voice): Could I please have a real physics textbook?
MORPHEUS: There is no such thing, Neo. The universe doesn't run on math.
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