The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Odradek

  2014-09-16 14:06:48

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I donated blood today.

  
  

  I want a soda but I can't have one. :(
• Princess Alice

  2014-09-16 14:09:29

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I can't donate blood because needles

  
  

  Not a phobia of needles or anything

  
  

  Just that it's REALLY DAMN HARD for nurses to ever get blood out of me
• Princess Alice

  2014-09-16 14:26:02

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Toolsie

  2014-09-16 14:32:57

  ಠ_ಠ

  I'm afraid of needles
  
  And it's hard to get blood out of me
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 14:42:14

  
  

  i have to wait another 10-15 minutes before going in aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 14:46:49

  
  

  and i drank some coffee so im in full ultrafocus mode
• Princess Alice

  2014-09-16 14:47:45

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  naney said:

  and i drank some coffee so im in full ultrafocus mode

  i know exactly what you mean by that, oddly enough

  
  

  it can be a blessing or a curse, depending on the context
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 14:55:08

  
  

  IM GOING IN
• Fossilmaiden

  2014-09-16 14:59:02

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Personally I am quite tired of needles.
  
• Toolsie

  2014-09-16 15:15:02

  ಠ_ಠ

  Because I had a nap this afternoon, I am now wide awake when I actually want to go to sleep.
  
  Typical.
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 15:22:41

  
  

  interview is over! i think i did well! 83
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 15:43:13

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
• lee4hmz

  2014-09-16 16:12:16 edited 2014-09-16 16:32:15

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I wonder what the fastest PC on the market was back in October 2004, when the Power Mac G5 I'm playing with was released.

  
  

  EDIT: I don't know about "fastest', but the ads in PC Mag at the time sure have a lot of 3.0-3.2 GHz Pentium 4s.
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 16:42:30

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  
  FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO PARTY THE FUCK OUT ON MY AIRPLANE
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:41:42

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  Who's Men? And why does that 3 frame looping dragon terrorize him?
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:44:01

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le continously regurgitating woman
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:45:48

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le broken car window bear
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:46:43

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le having difficulties opening a bottle woman (not a lady)
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:49:10

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le crazy hobo talking to mannequin
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:54:31

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND,GOT PLACES TO GO, GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW.CAN'T STICK AROUND, HAVE TO KEEP MOVING ON,GUESS WHAT LIES AHEAD, ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!MUST KEEP ON MOVING AHEAD,NO TIME FOR GUESSING, FOLLOW MY PLAN INSTEAD.TRUSTING IN WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE,TAKE MY LEAD I'LL SET YOU FREE FOLLOW ME,SET ME FREE,TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW ME.FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE,TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH PROVE IT TO YOU.FOLLOW ME!OH YEAH!DANGER IS LURKING AROUND EVERY TURN TRUST YOUR FEELINGS, GOT TO LIVE AND LEARN.I KNOW WITH SOME LUCK THAT I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH,GOT NO OTHER OPTIONS, ONLY ONE THING TO DO!I DON'T CARE WHAT LIES AHEAD,NO TIME FOR GUESSING, FOLLOW MY PLAN INSTEAD.FIND THE NEXT STAGE, NO MATTER WHAT THAT MAY BE.TAKE MY LEAD, I'LL SET YOU FREE.FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, FOLLOW ME.FOLLOW ME, SET ME FREE,TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY.I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH, PROVE IT TO YOU.FOLLOW ME!FOLLOW ME!I'LL MAKE IT THROUGH,OH YEAH! hedgehog
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 17:56:42

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le spooky ghost Charles
  
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 17:57:04

  
  

  fuckin hell
• Klinotaxis

  2014-09-16 17:58:20

  kill living beings
  

  nohaynicklibre said:

  
  le crazy hobo talking to mannequin
  

  god i love when they composite animations like this, it's so obvious
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 18:00:35

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le petting rifle woman
  
• nohaynicklibre

  2014-09-16 18:12:29

  Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

  
  le i can't fucking do this anymore
  
• Klinotaxis

  2014-09-16 18:13:08

  kill living beings
  

  ^ conformal tranformations cheap ^
  
• Obā-san

  2014-09-16 18:44:09

  
  

  wakfu is on netflix
  
  i think i'll try watching it
• Odradek

  2014-09-16 18:47:54

  My dreams exceed my real life

  PARTY TIP: Men can embrace feminism without it making them less masculine.

  — ANDREW W.K. (@AndrewWK)

  September 16, 2014
• Crystal

  2014-09-16 19:20:21

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  I'm surprised that the art style for Code Lyoko doesn't gross me out. Maybe it's because I watched it when I was younger, and still kinda like it (despite not having seen it in such a long time). Just, given what usually bothers me, I'd expect a similar response to the show. Oh well, not like that's a bad thing.
• Anonus

  2014-09-16 20:03:45

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I kind of want to watch Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

  
  

  I keep hearing that it's actually good, and that it touches on Scooby's Hanna-Barbera heritage every so often
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 20:16:55

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Hmm.

  
  

  "Western style Rationality, with the Cartesian split between body and mind, and the discipline of the clock"

  
  

  WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.  I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
• Toolsie

  2014-09-16 20:18:30

  ಠ_ಠ

  In my feverish state, I scared myself awake.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-09-16 20:19:10

  kill living beings
  

  conservative system
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:20:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Something, something, dualism
  
  Also, check your FL messages
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 20:22:18

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Something, something, dualism
  
  Also, check your FL messages

  
  Unfortunately, one of us is in the wrong place to do that.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:25:48 edited 2014-09-16 20:26:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Ah, right, currently dominating the shroom- racing circuit.
  
  Be back shortly.
• One-Winged Eagle

  2014-09-16 20:41:33

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  Wakfu's great.
• thenamelesssamurai

  2014-09-16 20:43:05

  
  

  kingCrackers said:

  Wakfu's great.

  So I've heard. Haven't gotten around to it yet though.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:44:03

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  And back from the shroom fields.
  
  One day, I'll befriend that Rubbery Racer
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 20:44:50

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  YESH!  I LOVE EXTRAORDINARY IMPLICATIONS!
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:45:56

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  WHO IS FLANSBURG
  
  WHY DID HE GROW A BEARD
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 20:46:14

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  And back from the shroom fields.
  
  One day, I'll befriend that Rubbery Racer

  Of course.  THe Squids and the golems are our friends.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:46:52

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Nick, five Yarrun points for every mashup you make between CIA Guy and TMBG
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 20:49:26 edited 2014-09-16 20:51:35

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I'm making a short story in-game.

  
  

  I'm not publishing this until I get, like, infinity potential eggs.
• Klinotaxis

  2014-09-16 20:50:34

  kill living beings
  

  it took me like ten minutes to remember how to add fractions properly
  
  negative exponents are confusing at times
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:52:51

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Mm, publish at around 60. Getting Higher Than That Requires Valuable Resources Best Used Elsewhere.
  
  Btw, are your cat and/or fox skills above 70?
• lee4hmz

  2014-09-16 20:53:00

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  NCTA is running an ad on Twitter saying that regulating the Internet would make it like the DMV. 

  
  

  Apparently, the NCTA hasn't been to the DMV since 1989. Around here, you can do quite a bit of stuff online, and if you do have to go in, you can sit instead of stand. It's about as intimidating as getting car insurance.
• Yarrun XIX

  2014-09-16 20:53:35

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Sometimes, this phone decides it wants to be Kanaya.
  
  Or one of the Disc Golems
• Aliroz

  2014-09-16 21:01:10

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Yarrun XIX said:

  Mm, publish at around 60. Getting Higher Than That Requires Valuable Resources Best Used Elsewhere.
  
  Btw, are your cat and/or fox skills above 70?

  Nope. I've just got owl.
  
• Imipolex G

  2014-09-16 21:41:34

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  moo