The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • the 3 stands for the number of times you'll be buying it, the s stands for suckers and the d is The D
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    No, Xenoblade has nothing to do with Code Lyoko
  • No, Xenoblade has nothing to do with Code Lyoko

    You sure?
  • fight. dream. horse. love.
    i wish I knew where my 3DS charger is
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    naney said:

    the 3 stands for the number of times you'll be buying it, the s stands for suckers and the d is The D

    What the heck is the d?

    (I assume it stands for dope?)
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    You can evolve into a human in Evo, but it's super complicated. Very powerful though.
  • edited 2014-08-30 20:27:01
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Odradek said:

    You can evolve into a human in Evo, but it's super complicated. Very powerful though.

    Awesome.

    Odra, you are the master of treasures that we forgot.  

    Of wonders lost and faded but still there, deep in our souls.  The ones  mostly unknown, but grasped for in our misty dreams.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Aliroz said:

    naney said:

    the 3 stands for the number of times you'll be buying it, the s stands for suckers and the d is The D

    What the heck is the d?

    (I assume it stands for dope?)
    it means penis
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    So I got stung by a bee today.

    I washed it, took painkillers, and applied ice for 20 minutes and the pain was gone.

    It is sad that the bee gave up it's life for something so easily treated.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    My grandfather Phineas J Buzzington was a bee and I will have you know
  • kill living beings
    is that paternal grandfather, so that your name is probably myrmidon buzzington

    what kinda cross breed are you
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    The Abeil/Formian wars were hard.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sergio the Italian Kickboxer's Menstrual Period
  • edited 2014-08-30 22:15:09
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    i wish I knew where my 3DS charger is

    mobile device chargers that aren't just microUSB are bad, hth
  • I feel semi-similarly, except in certain cases (like Apple-- I like Lightning cords because of their wires being reversible)

    but yeah, it pisses me off that my Vita doesn't run MircoUSB like the new ones do
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    bloggers aren't real journalists

    Fuck you, too, buddy; how come every newspaper worth its salt has bloggers on staff now, and likely has for years?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    what's wrong with Gone Home
  • edited 2014-08-30 22:34:39
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I love Gone Home, but I agree with that sentiment that it's not a thing that kids will easily understand. A game with a fun and rewarding system is more their speed.

    However, the core statement expressed that bloggers aren't real journalists, that just because someone believes that Gone Home is worth something means their opinion is invalid? They can go eat an entire ass. Preferably their own.

    Imipolex G: Nothing's wrong with Gone Home. In fact it's really good. I'd just hesitate to call it a "video game" because it lacks a system that rewards certain actions and penalizes other actions.
  • Well, that's the parents' fault for misinterpreting the game's target audience.

    Just because Kubrick's stuff is all rated super-high doesn't mean you bring children to watch it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Parents don't read Kotaku
  • edited 2014-08-30 22:38:35
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    This is true, only idiots read Kotaku. And folks doing it "ironically."

    The two groups are indistinguishable.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    My six-year-old loves A Clockwork Orange, it's her favorite movie
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    Imipolex G: Nothing's wrong with Gone Home. In fact it's really good. I'd just hesitate to call it a "video game" because it lacks a system that rewards certain actions and penalizes other actions.

    this is interesting
  • kill living beings
    don't lose your way
  • kill living beings
    where'd you get a six year old
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    at the dollar store
  • Odradek why do you post these things

    there are stupid people out in the world that I can go freely observe if for some reason I want to feel really bad about how dumb people can be

    I do not come here to feel worse about that
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Yeah, it seems less like a situation that could actually happen, and more the junction of "Anonymous doesn't like Kotaku", "Anonymous doesn't like bloggers", and "Anonymous doesn't like Gone Home".
  • what's wrong with Gone Home

    people don't like it because you don't shoot anything or jump on anything and it's about lesbians.
  • edited 2014-08-30 22:44:53
    Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I feel like it's really more of a virtual art piece/performance whatever. Like going into a museum and listening to those "experience" tapes. Sorta.

    The whole crux of what a video game is and isn't is that a video game has rules, rules that if you follow, you succeed, and if you don't, you fail, you lose. Gone Home has none of these things.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    My six-year-old loves A Clockwork Orange, it's her favorite movie

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  • Literally the only reason anyone cares whether or not Gone Home fits the literal definition of "video game" is because they feel that if it doesn't that somehow makes it worse than it is.

    People make the same argument about Proteus, or, to give an example that I don't like, The Stanley Parable.
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    Which is ridiculous. Just because a TV show is not a movie doesn't make the TV show be worth any less. It probably works better as TV.
  • also a slightly older example: Dear Esther.

    arguing about whether or not it fits rigid definitions is only feeding the people who think that what is a  "real video game" and what isn't actually matters.
  • kill living beings
    kubrick meets miyazaki sounds terrifying
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    The world would never be the same.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)

    Our dorm actually has a "Who's Who" board based on Miyazaki. 


    The dean of the dorm's Calcifer.
    Brilliant!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    you don't shoot anything or jump on anything

    boo!
    and it's about lesbians.
    yay!
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    I have temporarily retooled my twitter into a "Princess Bubblegum yells uncomfortable truths" blog.

    I think I can now understand how people like Film Crit Hulk get into the idea.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    how did that quote get mixed up, anyway
  • kill living beings
    jah forgive us for forgetting jah help us we need more loving you see the teachers are representing you so badly that not many can see you let not another child be slain let not another search be made in vain
  • kill living beings
    standing now the other lie broken at its base a confused and picturesque mass corinthian capitals and entablatures and six more shapely columns do not exist these columns and their entablatures together are 90 feet high a prodigious altitude for shafts of stone to reach and yet one only thinks of their beauty and symmetry when looking at th
  • kill living beings
    such a contention as crossing a waterless desert thus selecting the most physically impossible route when a very easy safe natural water route lay before them is the top notch of absurdity did not berosus say that the people first met by the semitics on the euphrates were half fish and half human
  • kill living beings
    es wird erfindungsgemáss der korpuskularstrahl durch ein kraftfeld am besten durch ein magnetfeld gezwungen annähernd in einem kreise genauer in einer spirale zu laufen und wird durch elekrische kräfte annähernd tangential zu seiner bahn beschleunigt genauer die mittlere beschleunigung liegt annähernd tangential zur bahn der korpuskel).Am besten wird
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    kraftwerk
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