(You do have a point about it being less expensive for publishers for me to read it online; and I do realize that my dislike of digital media is really irrational. Also, you're right that Britannica wasn't perfectly cited, or, indeed, strictly more accurate and well-sourced, on average, than wikipedia.)
i was going to continue typing that sentence but i am so nauseous every time i close my eyes i see a half ripped apart rotisserie chicken and i cannot eat even though i have only eaten a breakfast sandwich so far today
the 4chan webm thing is so funny because honestly? seems to work great. not that beating a 90s image format is much of a feat, fucking apng would be better
i cannot summon up a single JonTron related emotion
i really can't
he's some dude who yells at video games in a semi entertaining manner and he said something stupid on twitter and there are no means for escaping this world it penetrates even into your sleep and is his substance you are caught in your own dreaming where there is no space and a hell forever where there is no time you can't do nothing you aren't told to do there is no hope for escape from this dream that was never yours the very words you speak are only it's very words and you talk like a traitor under it's incessant torture
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
does anyone remember where you can download that SimCity 4 mod that replaces the Windows 8 Start screen with the Bestiality Bin?
he's some dude who yells at video games in a semi entertaining manner and he said something stupid on twitter and there are no means for escaping this world it penetrates even into your sleep and is his substance you are caught in your own dreaming where there is no space and a hell forever where there is no time you can't do nothing you aren't told to do there is no hope for escape from this dream that was never yours the very words you speak are only it's very words and you talk like a traitor under it's incessant torture
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(You do have a point about it being less expensive for publishers for me to read it online; and I do realize that my dislike of digital media is really irrational. Also, you're right that Britannica wasn't perfectly cited, or, indeed, strictly more accurate and well-sourced, on average, than wikipedia.)
who decided to call these things "wikis" seriously
edit: no, it was cunningham. figures
actually, maybe i'd go with "witchika witchika"
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
got my monitor there $15
good shit
ok good news this is so ridiculous i'm back to laughing instead of mild anger
a relevant post
i seem to have become disconnected from the heap hivemind
i was going to continue typing that sentence but i am so nauseous every time i close my eyes i see a half ripped apart rotisserie chicken and i cannot eat even though i have only eaten a breakfast sandwich so far today
Are they in mars or what?
i watched the movie but i cannot recall his name
im gonna be honest
i cannot summon up a single JonTron related emotion
i really can't
he's some dude who yells at video games in a semi entertaining manner and he said something stupid on twitter and there are no means for escaping this world it penetrates even into your sleep and is his substance you are caught in your own dreaming where there is no space and a hell forever where there is no time you can't do nothing you aren't told to do there is no hope for escape from this dream that was never yours the very words you speak are only it's very words and you talk like a traitor under it's incessant torture
i want to vomit less
he seems like a nice guy
He's a Russian guy that reviews bootleg games for the Dendy
this makes me a little sad
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead