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Imipolex G · 2014-06-20 22:49:34

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in a British accent

Obā-san · 2014-06-20 22:49:58

Central Avenue said:
Is using my computer on less than full brightness a display of weakness?

yes. you will be purged.

Buttwangs · 2014-06-20 22:51:38

I'M BORED

I WANT TO DO THINGS WHERE I MAKE THINGS WORKKKKK >_<

Imipolex G · 2014-06-20 22:55:19

*gives Byakuren the buggiest software ever*

Fossilmaiden · 2014-06-20 23:04:28

Central Avenue said:
Is using my computer on less than full brightness a display of weakness?

Please report to the nearest Treatment Office in preparation for Mandatory Repairs, Citizen.

Buttwangs · 2014-06-20 23:17:48

Imipolex G said:
*gives Byakuren the buggiest software ever*

*grabs Windows ME*

Obā-san · 2014-06-20 23:25:51

i return with a mountain dew game fuel flavored slurpy

this shall give me vim and vigor sufficient to get every achievement in call of duty ghosts whilst simultaneously scarfing down Cheetos and belittling women on the internet via memes

Imipolex G · 2014-06-20 23:27:51

that seems unlike you

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:33:28

Fun fact: Mountain Dew and Cheetos are both PepsiCo products

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:33:48

I just think that's funny

Imipolex G · 2014-06-20 23:34:07

That's Anonus humor

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:36:28

Speaking of them

Cap'n Crunch is amazing (for multiple reasons)...I wish they'd license, like, Cap'n Crunch ice cream

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-20 23:36:39

It's not so much funny as it is a strange, bleak fact of modern global capitalism.

...and I really want a soda now but my mom has put an embargo on it in the house.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-20 23:37:29

Anonus said:
Speaking of them

Cap'n Crunch is amazing (for multiple reasons)...I wish they'd license, like, Cap'n Crunch ice cream

I am a sick and depraved individual.

Thus, I would totally try that.

Obā-san · 2014-06-20 23:37:53

Sredni Vashtar said:
It's not so much funny as it is a strange, bleak fact of modern global capitalism.

...and I really want a soda now but my mom has put an embargo on it in the house.

why?

Fossilmaiden · 2014-06-20 23:38:33

Megadrive, Mode 7(esque) edition.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-20 23:40:16

Yon Assassin said:

Sredni Vashtar said:
It's not so much funny as it is a strange, bleak fact of modern global capitalism.

...and I really want a soda now but my mom has put an embargo on it in the house.
why?

Empty calories.

Plus, it tends to disappear quickly. This is mostly my fault...

Imipolex G · 2014-06-20 23:40:16

that's like some Space Harrier shit there

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:42:48

Sredni Vashtar said:

Anonus said:
Speaking of them

Cap'n Crunch is amazing (for multiple reasons)...I wish they'd license, like, Cap'n Crunch ice cream
I am a sick and depraved individual.

Thus, I would totally try that.

Nothing sick and depraved about that

Also, PepsiCo was originally the product of a merger between Pepsi-Cola and Frito-Lay. Quoth Donald Kendall, the CEO of the combined company, in 1968: "Potato chips make you thirsty; Pepsi satisfies thirst."

In a way, PepsiCo might have been the original Buy-N-Large.

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:43:27

(They inherited Cap'n Crunch from the Quaker Oats Company, which they acquired in 2001. Almost entirely because they owned Gatorade, by the way.)

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:45:14

I notice that no one seems to have noticed the reason I was hinting at, other than "Cap'n Crunch is delicious"

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-20 23:48:11

What would that reason be, I hesitate to ask?

Odradek · 2014-06-20 23:50:05

I feel sad.

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:53:23

Sredni Vashtar said:
What would that reason be, I hesitate to ask?

Jay Ward!

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-20 23:55:23

Anonus said:

Sredni Vashtar said:
What would that reason be, I hesitate to ask?
Jay Ward!

...that is not a reason to eat cereal. That is a reason to like a cereal mascot, not the cereal in question.

But better Jay Ward than whoever designed the recent Corn Flakes boxes. Ew.

Anonus · 2014-06-20 23:58:23

It's a bonus, really

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 00:00:29

Ah, OK. That makes sense.

But then, is he still even alive? If so, you might get the current Rocky and Bullwinkle comic people and... no, no, no. Nonono. No.

MetaFour · 2014-06-21 00:06:22

Original flavor Gamer Fuel is the best Mountain Dew variety. I wish they'd just sell it all the time, rather than once every two years as some kind of game tie-in.

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 00:07:14

What is it, anyway?

MetaFour · 2014-06-21 00:12:46

A mix of citrus and cherry flavor.

Come to think of it, I also really, really liked "Distortion", one of the failed candidates from the second "vote on the new flavor" campaigns. Of course, since Distortion was just Dew with even more lime flavor, it's easy enough to recreate at home.

Imipolex G · 2014-06-21 00:15:33

distortion pedal

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 00:16:06

waveshaping

Fossilmaiden · 2014-06-21 00:21:36

Mountain Dewniper Berries.

Haven · 2014-06-21 00:24:04

BAD CREDIT YOU'RE RUINING MY GAME

Miss Miko Mayonegg · 2014-06-21 00:28:25

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 00:29:39

how can people eat more than two bites of mac & cheese without wilting inside

Anonus · 2014-06-21 00:31:38

you don't like mac & cheese?

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 00:32:34

Yon Assassin said:
how can people eat more than two bites of mac & cheese without wilting inside

With aplomb.

Previous Calica · 2014-06-21 00:34:47

mac & cheese is delicious

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 00:34:55

Anonus said:
you don't like mac & cheese?

like

it tastes good

but after a while it just becomes monotonous and the whole rich, creamy cheesiness starts working against it and i feel like a pig at a trough or something and then i just eat all my broccoli and scrape the rest

Anonus · 2014-06-21 00:38:24

I am a pig at a trough

Imipolex G · 2014-06-21 00:38:55

I like mac & cheese but I can't eat that much of it

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 00:39:46

Yon Assassin said:

Anonus said:
you don't like mac & cheese?
like

it tastes good

but after a while it just becomes monotonous and the whole rich, creamy cheesiness starts working against it and i feel like a pig at a trough or something and then i just eat all my broccoli and scrape the rest

It's hard for me to feel that way about things.

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 00:40:13

fairy nuff

Previous Calica · 2014-06-21 00:42:47

yeah, i'm a bit too overindulgent probably >_>

Obā-san · 2014-06-21 00:45:07

my problem is that i stress ate too much in middle and high school and never exercised

fortunately things seem to be reversing themselves now

Tre · 2014-06-21 00:48:34

Tre's HP: 20\300

Tre used a BAG OF OFF-BRAND CHEESE-ITS!

Tre's HP: 270/300

Sredni Vashtar · 2014-06-21 00:48:43

Yon Assassin said:
my problem is that i stress ate too much in middle and high school and never exercised

fortunately things seem to be reversing themselves now

More in middle school for me, but yes, I can empathise. u_u

Anonus · 2014-06-21 00:51:47

^^Excuse me you mean Cheez-It®

Unless you're too lazy to license the trademark from Kellogg for your game

or just use it without a license

Imipolex G · 2014-06-21 00:53:14

moo

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