You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, I got some Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty, Colour Changing Edition into my mom's good coffe table tablecloth. She already hates the stuff and is kind of ticked at me for getting it in a tangle of computer wires (I was able to get it out, the wires are fine and nothing was affected, but it could have been worse).
So, I did everything I could to get it out, and then went to my Grandma, who felt it, said, "Hmm. Polyester. Get the green bottle under the sink in the bathroom.", and got the stains right out, basically saving my hide because my mom would have turned into a ragemonster if she found out.
Grandma said, "I told your mom many times I hoped she would have a child to do to her nice things what she did to mine.".
Also, I learned that grandpa has a hernia and is having a surgery on Tuesday so yeah, I'm trying not to think about that part.
So, I got some Crazy Aaron's Thinking Putty, Colour Changing Edition into my mom's good coffe table tablecloth. She already hates the stuff and is kind of ticked at me for getting it in a tangle of computer wires (I was able to get it out, the wires are fine and nothing was affected, but it could have been worse).
So, I did everything I could to get it out, and then went to my Grandma, who felt it, said, "Hmm. Polyester. Get the green bottle under the sink in the bathroom.", and got the stains right out, basically saving my hide because my mom would have turned into a ragemonster if she found out.
Grandma said, "I told your mom many times I hoped she would have a child to do to her nice things what she did to mine.".
Also, I learned that grandpa has a hernia and is having a surgery on Tuesday so yeah, I'm trying not to think about that part.
Take a look at this. That right there is the mail. Now, let’s talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay. Pepe Silvia- this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday, Pepe’s mail keeps getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia- Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, this whole box is PEPE SILVIA! So I say to my…self, I’ve gotta find this guy. I’ve gotta go up to his office. I’ve gotta put the mail in his goddamn hands otherwise he’s never gonna get it. It’s gonna keep coming back down here. So, I go up to Pepe’s office and what do I find out Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia! The man does not exist, okay. So, I decide, ohh shit buddy, I’ve got to dig a little deeper. There’s no PEPE SILVIA! You’ve got to be kidding me, I’ve got boxes full of Pepe! Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in H.R. and I knock on her door and I say “CAROLL CARRROLLLLLL!! I’ve gotta talk to you about Pepe!” And when I open the door, what do I find? There’s not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in H.R. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.
I'm unbeatable now that I can ressurect the eminent Sentinel Spider.
Vigilance and Reach is best trait combination, better than hexproof, flying, haste, indestructible, and first strike combined.
Okay, First Strike is up there with Vigilance and Reach, and if Sentinel Spider had First Strike, Vigilance, and Reach, it woudl be the best card ever.
But now that I got revive, I don't need it.
And I haven't used Chandra's deck once, because I'mma do it the cool way, with my green deck! TAKE THAT CHANDRA, YOU'RE NOT A REALLY USEFUL ENGINE PLANESWALKER. ANANANANAN NAAA NAAA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NA~!
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
did they do bad things
for the murder of Princess Zelda
So, I did everything I could to get it out, and then went to my Grandma, who felt it, said, "Hmm. Polyester. Get the green bottle under the sink in the bathroom.", and got the stains right out, basically saving my hide because my mom would have turned into a ragemonster if she found out.
Grandma said, "I told your mom many times I hoped she would have a child to do to her nice things what she did to mine.".
Also, I learned that grandpa has a hernia and is having a surgery on Tuesday so yeah, I'm trying not to think about that part.
Anyways, Gonna play Steam now.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I'm unbeatable now that I can ressurect the eminent Sentinel Spider.
Vigilance and Reach is best trait combination, better than hexproof, flying, haste, indestructible, and first strike combined.
Okay, First Strike is up there with Vigilance and Reach, and if Sentinel Spider had First Strike, Vigilance, and Reach, it woudl be the best card ever.
But now that I got revive, I don't need it.
And I haven't used Chandra's deck once, because I'mma do it the cool way, with my green deck! TAKE THAT CHANDRA, YOU'RE NOT A REALLY USEFUL ENGINE PLANESWALKER. ANANANANAN NAAA NAAA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NA~!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead