You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I think my brother has a Fester's Quest cartridge around here somewhere but I've never played it
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Another Sunday, another trip to Dollar Depot!
And what's on the table this time? Why, another "Magestic" product, of course! This time they've combined magic and technology in that unique way that makes neither work properly. Let's take a look at the packaging:
MAGESTIC
USB MAGIC WAND
Perform magical tasks with your laptop or desktop computer!
Drains laptop batteries faster than normal use!
Now supports Windows 98 Second Edition!
DISTRIBUTED BY DOLLAR DEPOT STORES
1696 PENNYWISE PKWY, COLERAIN, CEN.
Now...can you see the obvious flaw in this product?
Tach, you don't know what Saltwater Taffy is? That's like not knowing what bread is. It's the candy that comes in all flavors and all colors, that little kids like; the stuff they throw out at parades. It's kind of ubiquitous, I mean, the plastic rocking horse of my toddler days still has the saltwater taffy stuck on it (it will never come off. Nothing can ever induce it to come off).
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
@Aliroz I have never seen anywhere sell saltwater taffy. I have never seen it thrown out at parades. I never tasted it when I was a little kid, and I have never seen a little kid eat any.
Do you know about the Metro, or Royal Mail rubber bands, or Marmite sandwiches? Maybe you do, but I wouldn't just assume so.
@Aliroz I have never seen anywhere sell saltwater taffy. I have never seen it thrown out at parades. I never tasted it when I was a little kid, and I have never seen a little kid eat any.
Do you know about the Metro, or Royal Mail rubber bands, or Marmite sandwiches? Maybe you do, but I wouldn't just assume so.
Never heard of any of them.
I thought that Saltwater Taffy was one of the essential types of candy, like chocolate, or gum. More of a genre of candy.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I thought that Saltwater Taffy was one of the essential types of candy, like chocolate, or gum. More of a genre of candy.
In fairness, maybe it is, where you are.
We don't even use the word 'taffy'. For the longest time I thought it was just what Americans called toffee (as I understand it, it actually refers to the sweets we call Starburst or Chewits, depending on the brand).
I have also never watched Jeopardy!, never seen fireworks on the 4th of July, never eaten Tater Tots, Twinkies or biscuits and gravy, and never recited the Pledge in school. I did not watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood as a kid, and I spell 'neighbourhood' with a 'u'. I don't have even the faintest idea who Beetle Bailey is. I have never played American football, and I'm not really even sure how it's played. I will not be voting Democrat or Republican in the next election. I have never eaten at Wendy's, or shopped at Target or Wal-Mart. I'm only dimly aware of who David Letterman is. I have never jaywalked, and I don't know when crossing the road would constitute jaywalking. I have never been bored silly at the DMV. I don't know what grits is/are. At school, we did not have kickball or tetherball, and I don't know how commonplace those games are, either...
I have also never watched Jeopardy!, never seen fireworks on the 4th of July, never eaten Tater Tots, Twinkies or biscuits and gravy, and never recited the Pledge in school. I did not watch Mr. Roger's Neighborhood as a kid, and I spell 'neighbourhood' with a 'u'. I don't have even the faintest idea who Beetle Bailey is. I have never played American football, and I'm not really even sure how it's played. I will not be voting Democrat or Republican in the next election. I have never eaten at Wendy's, or shopped at Target or Wal-Mart. I'm only dimly aware of who David Letterman is. I have never jaywalked, and I don't know when crossing the road would constitute jaywalking. I have never been bored silly at the DMV. I don't know what grits is/are. At school, we did not have kickball or tetherball, and I don't know how commonplace those games are, either...
This story will be recounted at a war crimes trial, I assume
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm tempted to send you some saltwater taffy now but I don't know how much it would cost to ship something to England or Wales or wherever you'd be at the time
Clearly the solution is for you to just come to America and hang out sometime
tater tots are pretty lame, as are twinkies. fireworks are fireworks regardless of date. Jeopardy!, like other game shows, is hecka boring. Fred Rogers was a very nice, sweet, humble man. Beetle Bailey is a comic book character in a lighthearted comic strip about life in the army. Football is confusing, but it is more fun to watch than soccer imo, though there are too many ads. Target is pretty ok, they have some nice home furnishings and their store brand t-shirts fit well. Wal-Mart is hell. Jaywalking is any sort of illegal or reckless pedestrian street crossing. The DMV isn't actually that boring. Grits are a weird southern thing idk either.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
In my experience, DMV (or BMV, because lol Ohio) employees aren't nearly as rude or condescending as the stereotypes make them out to be, but most branches are severely understaffed and as such it can be a pain to get anything done because you spend most of your time waiting in line.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Not to mention that there's a lot of bureaucratic bullshit involved because, well, it's the government.
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
And thanks for the offer, that's kind but not necessary.
blue bridge
I did not
I think the Atlantic City claim might be the "true" one though
Do you know about the Metro, or Royal Mail rubber bands, or Marmite sandwiches? Maybe you do, but I wouldn't just assume so.
But no, it is not like not knowing what bread is. Bread is ubiquitous here. Saltwater taffy is something I've only seen reference to online.
I thought that Saltwater Taffy was one of the essential types of candy, like chocolate, or gum. More of a genre of candy.
Miko will not approve, however
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Fuck you, Capcom
In fairness, maybe it is, where you are.
We don't even use the word 'taffy'. For the longest time I thought it was just what Americans called toffee (as I understand it, it actually refers to the sweets we call Starburst or Chewits, depending on the brand).
*takes Tachyon to Wendy's right away*
And, that's Beetle Bailey, I guess. Thanks, Google.
I would definitely like to visit America some day, although right now that's not really an option. I will have to try it when I'm there.