The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    I think we broke Meta, somehow.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    @Sredni: I'm bored. If this is irritating anyone, I'll stop.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    >lörs lärä
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    What is to be stored away, relics from a bygone age.
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:13:41
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    MetaFour said:

    @Sredni: I'm bored. If this is irritating anyone, I'll stop.

    Nah, I was amused by the lyric-posting.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    MetaFour said:

    @Sredni: I'm bored. If this is irritating anyone, I'll stop.

    It's not irritating me. If anything I found it amusing.
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:14:09
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    @Miko: Male animals exist because they increase genetic diversity in the species without random mutation being necessary.
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.

    @Miko: Male animals exist because they increase genetic diversity in the species without random mutation being necessary.

    In that case they are pollen seeds! But some of us could have been flowers. u_u
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Pain is not the secret to understand in your mind. Every cut may hurt you even more than you know. Love is not a reason to cut yourself. Stay awake tonight.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    @Miko: Male animals exist because they increase genetic diversity in the species without random mutation being necessary.

    In that case they are pollen seeds! But some of us could have been flowers. u_u
    Flowers are hermaphroditic in that they have male and female parts as one. But plants evolved in a completely different way from animals insofar as reproduction goes.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's a good thing I wasn't Princess back during the 8-bit computer era

    Because I'll bet it was really frustrating to try and balance the budget when the Royal Treasury can only keep track of $255
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Something great that you radiate incinerates my soul.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Have a Royal Accountant with a Royal Ledger and Royal Big-Ass Adding Maching Thingy.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    You know, Bowser, if you defeat Maqrio, crush him, bring him to his knees and trap him forever, you haven't won. 

    You know why?

    Because mess with Mario like that, and you mess with a far worse foe:  Luigi.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Flowers are hermaphroditic in that they have male and female parts as
    one. But plants evolved in a completely different way from animals
    insofar as reproduction goes.
    ok :o

    I'll shut up about this someday, I promise. >_> Once I am through the choke-point. The wall boss. Into the second loop.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Miko said:

    Flowers are hermaphroditic in that they have male and female parts as
    one. But plants evolved in a completely different way from animals
    insofar as reproduction goes.
    ok :o

    I'll shut up about this someday, I promise. >_> Once I am through the choke-point. The wall boss. Into the second loop.
    It's OK. I understand the frustration. You just have to figure out a way to do what you can to change what you can and deal with what you can't.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Silence is killed by thunder and fire. 

    A million bells are ringing in my ears, a flashing light before my eyes.
  • kill living beings

    But it's a ~magic~ fax machine!


    Granted, all it does is sparkle when it's out of toner, but that still counts
    it's magic in a afew other ways. for instance, it sometimes faxes me warped pictures of my face with mean jokes written about it. my printer is not fax enabled
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Are you sure that's the fax machine and not just IllFlower trying to mess with you?
  • When I was a little boy

    I fed my mother
    a bottle of whiskey

    While she was pregnant,
    Unbeknownst to me.


    I felt bad to say the least.


    And when my little brother was born
    He had
    What they call

    "Fetal alcohol syndrome"

    The kids used to laugh and taunt him
    as we'd walk to school.

    Its about this time that I discovered a drug

    Called crack-cocaine

    And by the second grade,
    I had my classmates hooked.

    And in the fourth grade I threw a big crack party,
    everyone was invited

    And I got a girl named Cynthia
    to blow my little brother for a fix.

    And no one would fuck with us

    And no one would fuck with us

    And no one would fuck with us

    Oh yeah no one would fuck with us

    After they fucked with us

    After that.
  • kill living beings

    Are you sure that's the fax machine and not just IllFlower trying to mess with you?

    not since the fax joined the union, n
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    ew
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Stars in your eyes, stripes in your heart.
  • because it's lyricposting hour
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:43:14
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    The closer you are, the quicker it hits you. Try to be nice, and look what it gets you.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko is a beautiful flower
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:49:10
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I wanna feel like you. Can I taste your medicine? How can I shake your pain if you keep it all to yourself?

    If you can't feel your heart, your heart will find you.

    Invisible wires hold you down. Fake desire keeps you sound asleep, at least for now. For every part that you miss, I'll miss you, too. Every little mistake, I'll make them, too. Just keep in mind that you will fade away if you don't try. How can I shake your pain if you keep it all to yourself?

    If you can't feel your heart, your heart will find you.

    Moving slow just like blood. Always below, caught by the flood. So deep, you'll never be found. For every part that you miss, I'll miss you, too. Every little mistake, I'll make them, too. Just keep in mind that you will fade away if you don't try.

    If you can't feel your heart, your heart will find you.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Early AJJ is dark enough to make the average black metal record look cheery and well-adjusted.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    May I sit with you? Maybe you'll teach me a thing or two.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Devo is best band.
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:54:48
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo! and Freedom of Choice are great albums.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I had to look up what this was referencing:


    And now I wish I'd seen the original first because it would have made Ashen's version funnier
  • edited 2014-03-08 21:57:32

    Early AJJ is dark enough to make the average black metal record look cheery and well-adjusted.

    to be fair black metal lyrics are not exactly "out there" in terms of content

    Transilvanian Hunger
    the Mountains are Cold
    Cold
    Cold
    Soul
    Cold

    Your hands are cruel
    careful ... pale ...
    To Haunt, to Haunt
    forever at Night

    Take me in your daylight slumber
    can't you feel the Call
    Embrace Me Eternally

    To be Draped by the Shadow of your Morbid Palace
    ohh, Hate Living ... The only heat is warm blood

    So Pure ... So Cold
    Transilvanian Hunger

    Hail to the true, intense vampires

    A story made for Divine fulfillment

    To be the Ones breathing a Wind of Sorrow
    Sorrow and Fright
    the Dearest Katharsis

    Beautiful Evil Self
    to be the Morbid Count
    A part of a Pact that is Delightfully immortal

    Feel the Call Freeze you with the Uppermost Desire
    Transilvanian Hunger, my Mountain is Cold

    So Pure ... So Cold
    Transilvanian Hunger

    it's like really campy goth rock, but with more talking about how cold it is
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    it's like Castlevania lyrics
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Now the world is breaking up. Maybe we should stay. I could fall asleep right here, beneath exploding mountains.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    Early AJJ is dark enough to make the average black metal record look cheery and well-adjusted.

    to be fair black metal lyrics are not exactly "out there" in terms of content

    Transilvanian Hunger
    the Mountains are Cold
    Cold
    Cold
    Soul
    Cold

    Your hands are cruel
    careful ... pale ...
    To Haunt, to Haunt
    forever at Night

    Take me in your daylight slumber
    can't you feel the Call
    Embrace Me Eternally

    To be Draped by the Shadow of your Morbid Palace
    ohh, Hate Living ... The only heat is warm blood

    So Pure ... So Cold
    Transilvanian Hunger

    Hail to the true, intense vampires

    A story made for Divine fulfillment

    To be the Ones breathing a Wind of Sorrow
    Sorrow and Fright
    the Dearest Katharsis

    Beautiful Evil Self
    to be the Morbid Count
    A part of a Pact that is Delightfully immortal

    Feel the Call Freeze you with the Uppermost Desire
    Transilvanian Hunger, my Mountain is Cold

    So Pure ... So Cold
    Transilvanian Hunger

    it's like really campy goth rock, but with more talking about how cold it is
    This is very true.

    Wow.

    Are Darkthrone always this fixated on atmospheric temperature?

    "IT IS LUKEWAAAAAAAAARRRRRM! IN THE SPAAAAARRRRE ROOOOOOOM!"
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Thoughts that seem so deep in my sleep are insignificant.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    very very very very forsaken crest
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    DOes anyone remember a video game called Rocky and Pockey, or did I just dream that?

    It seems so long ago.  I probably dreamed it.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    MetaFour said:

    Thoughts that seem so deep in my sleep are insignificant.

    now this is an interesting phenomenon I have noticed
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz said:

    DOes anyone remember a video game called Rocky and Pockey, or did I just dream that?

    It seems so long ago.  I probably dreamed it.

    Pocky and Rocky, I think
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yeah


  • Aliroz said:

    DOes anyone remember a video game called Rocky and Pockey, or did I just dream that?

    It seems so long ago.  I probably dreamed it.

    Rocky & Pocky was a real franchise.

    I think a franchise anyway? It might have just been one game. In any case it existed.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I think there was at least one sequel.
  • no, but they do touch on coldness as a theme a lot

    but that song

    a.) is the only song on the Transilvanian Hunger LP that is in english

    b.) is quite possibly the most iconic black metal songs of all time

    so it gets copied a lot
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