The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I miss drinking
  • Miko said:

    I want opium all day every day

    somehow I'm concerned about the safety of that idea
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Miko said:

    If I ate a single full meal during a day I would be overweight. Good thing I don't.

    um...not eating full meals is generally not good...you should eat a good meal at least once a day...

    also, *hugs*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hug*
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    glompity glompglomp
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :D
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    An online petition demanding deportation of Justin Bieber has successfully gathered 100,000 signatures, a figure that obliges the White House to give it a review and issue a response.

    The given rule only stands if the 100,000 mark is crossed within 30 days, which is definitely the case as the petition was launched on January 23. At this moment (January 30), over 177,000 signatures have been confirmed.

    "We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture," the announcement reads. "We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society."
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    what the hell's wrong with people

    they can get to over 100,000 signatures on a petition demanding the deportation of a pop star in the space of a week but not things that actually matter
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    why Bieber? why not Nickelback?

    that's what I wanna know
  • edited 2014-01-30 15:49:36
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    honestly the stupid Death Star thing causing the signature threshold to have to be raised to 100,000 pisses me off too
  • edited 2014-01-30 15:50:58
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  • January's almost over already, that's so weird
    Miko said:

    I want opium all day every day

    Mid-19th century Britain, is that you?
  • edited 2014-01-30 15:53:05
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ this gives me bittersweet nostalgia
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Mid-19th century Britain, is that you?
    Opiate painkillers.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Konami Irem Taito Toaplan Capcom Compile Naxat Namco Video-System Treasure SNK Psikyo Takumi Raizing Cave
  • @Miko: oh, that makes more sense

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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    opium den

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  • edited 2014-01-30 15:56:45
    More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    ^^ ^_^

    ^ :o
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Haven said:

    January's almost over already, that's so weird

    It really is

    Kinda makes me sad and scared

    :<
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Scared?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes

    Because once January ends my family won't have health insurance :(
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Oh...I'm sorry.
  • Yes


    Because once January ends my family won't have health insurance :(
    That IS scary. Why's that?

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  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Let us all emigrate to Canada or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Replied in PM, Haven.

    Also, kitty! You know, I'm surprised my cats never took a liking to my devices' power bricks; you know those things get nice and warm...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Miko said:

    Let us all emigrate to Canada or something.

    I wouldn't mind that, except it would put be even FURTHER from a certain anonymous user...
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Clearly America doesn't want you, otherwise it would provide health care. You are hurting yourself by continuing to support America.
  • Also, kitty! You know, I'm surprised my cats never took a liking to my devices' power bricks; you know those things get nice and warm...

    Are they too busy sleeping on the computer itself?
  • edited 2014-01-30 16:30:38
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They slept on the computers a lot, yeah. I think I mentioned a few days ago that one of my cats was rather fond of the iMac G3 because the vents on the top got really warm...
  • Is Steam on the fritz for anyone? I can't get the damn thing to log on...
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    No connection here, either.
  • Yeah, same here.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I guess it ran out of steam...
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm sick of that movie as well, but not as much as Yarrun.

    This is not that bad compared to how sick I got of Tangled when it became ubiquitous.  Seriously, I just couldn't stand any more Tangled.
  • ^^ YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    throwing tables
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I still haven't watched Todd in the Shadows's "Best of 2013" video yet.

    I might do that when I get home, to celebrate the start of the weekend. #fuckyeahhavingfridaysoff
  • edited 2014-01-30 17:11:43
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I saw it. The top three songs were pretty exceptional, but I think that it was a fairly weak list. But then, the worst list was kind of meh selection-wise and really intensely bitter, so I guess that I'm not 100% surprised? Both of last year's lists were significantly more amusing, but I think that's because there was more to say all around.

    Now that I think about it, it's not that this was a conventionally bad year for pop music at all. There were some really cool things that came out. It's just that it was a relatively dull year that felt like it was going to be a lot more interesting and unusual. There was some offensively bad material (see Drake, Li'l Wayne), and some wonderful material (noted here earlier), but most of it was just sort of unambitious or flaccid.

    I mean, most years in pop are that, but this one felt like it was going to be a little different. Which sort of makes me glad that I'm not more of a poptimist...

    God, I'm a hipster.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    catching tables
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    shredded a whole bunch of junk mail and stuff

    feels quite satisfying
  • i bought my mom an ergonomic keyboard and a bottle of horsey sauce
  • Boyfriend is making a big curry :3
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Listening to VSnares' Winter in the Belly of a Snake while sleep-deprived is probably ill-advised, but my god is this trippy.
  • My old computer does this annoying thing where it'll randomly turn off. Makes me wish I could play Runescape on the Chromebook.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    People in general need clocks and schedules and calendars because otherwise their heads explode.

    Most people are simply incapable of functioning without dividing up time.  They have specific times when they eat, and specific times when they sleep, and all the things they do are bound by the clock.

    This is because most people need to be ruled by time, or else they waste their time.  They need a specific set of hours to work because otherwise they cannot motivate themselves to work.

    Have you ever tried walking out from your job halfway through, going to your friend's house to play make-believe and jump rope, and then coming back and doing the rest of your job?  No.  For one thing, you'd have to schedule a time to come over to your friend's house so that your friend can get all stressed out  and clean up the house so that it will look clean because apparently you will suddenly hate her if she has a dirty house.

    It's true, most people have secret mechanisms in the mind that only activate upon seeing a dirty house of a friend, and those mechanisms set them to hate.  There are whole parties that other people have where they sit around and talk about your dirty house and how it makes them think less of you, you slob.  This is next door to the society where they take records of every single time you are late to work, school, or anything, and they talk about how they all hate you, you sloppy lazy bum.  See, these people never have dirty houses and are never late.

    Forget the fact that your friend came over because she wanted to play with you and enjoys you.

    Try leaving your job for a month so you can go on an adventure climbing up trees and getting onto roofs; and then coming back to your job.  No, it won't work.  IT's not that you're not doing the work, it's that you're not doing the schedule.  You're getting paid for the schedule and the work.

    In fact, the leadership of many countries is based on schedule.

    What's funny is that the entire world is trying to force people to sleep in the same eight-hour night; and it can't have people taking two or three four-hour naps a day; and it can't have you going to sleep at noon.

    IT is not people who run the clocks, it is the clocks who run people.

    Fight the Chrono-tyrants.

    LET NOT TIME BE YOUR MASTER.
  • Worf Delivers a Baby
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Aliroz said:

    People in general need clocks and schedules and calendars because otherwise their heads explode.

    Most people are simply incapable of functioning without dividing up time.  They have specific times when they eat, and specific times when they sleep, and all the things they do are bound by the clock.

    This is because most people need to be ruled by time, or else they waste their time.  They need a specific set of hours to work because otherwise they cannot motivate themselves to work.

    Have you ever tried walking out from your job halfway through, going to your friend's house to play make-believe and jump rope, and then coming back and doing the rest of your job?  No.  For one thing, you'd have to schedule a time to come over to your friend's house so that your friend can get all stressed out  and clean up the house so that it will look clean because apparently you will suddenly hate her if she has a dirty house.

    It's true, most people have secret mechanisms in the mind that only activate upon seeing a dirty house of a friend, and those mechanisms set them to hate.  There are whole parties that other people have where they sit around and talk about your dirty house and how it makes them think less of you, you slob.  This is next door to the society where they take records of every single time you are late to work, school, or anything, and they talk about how they all hate you, you sloppy lazy bum.  See, these people never have dirty houses and are never late.

    Forget the fact that your friend came over because she wanted to play with you and enjoys you.

    Try leaving your job for a month so you can go on an adventure climbing up trees and getting onto roofs; and then coming back to your job.  No, it won't work.  IT's not that you're not doing the work, it's that you're not doing the schedule.  You're getting paid for the schedule and the work.

    In fact, the leadership of many countries is based on schedule.

    What's funny is that the entire world is trying to force people to sleep in the same eight-hour night; and it can't have people taking two or three four-hour naps a day; and it can't have you going to sleep at noon.

    IT is not people who run the clocks, it is the clocks who run people.

    Fight the Chrono-tyrants.

    LET NOT TIME BE YOUR MASTER.

    I give this post 100 Imipoints and a complimentary bottle of Imi Milk
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