The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.

    :) Good on you Fossilmaiden.
  • image

    For reference. This is where I was sitting.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I used to have a cat who liked to climb up on top of my iMac G3 because it was warm

    When I finally upgraded to a flat-panel iMac, she tried climbing up on that too, but never had any success for some odd reason :P
  • edited 2014-01-28 11:17:57
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.


    Cool!

    i don't know whether this is the appropriate thing to say in this situation, but good luck.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    A catastrophic amount of cats.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.

    I'm totes jealous
  • edited 2014-01-28 11:21:26
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    you know what i get excessively irritated by?

    everything i really dislike when you say 'oh, x looks like y' and somebody comes out with 'nuh-uh, x came first, so y is the one that looks like x!'

    i'm not ranking the two things, i'm saying the things physically resemble one another.  'x looks like y' means the exact same thing as 'y looks like x'.  If this were math we'd say the 'looks like' operation was commutative

    i feel like there's often this implicit 'lol ur so ignorant, thinking y came first' there which i resent.

    maybe i know which came first but y is more familiar to me.  maybe they're both familiar and i just arbitrarily phrased it that way
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.

    I'm totes jealous
    My sincere apologies.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Also: I always found it amusing that the iMac G3 had a carrying handle

    Like, ok guys, slapping a handle on a 40-pound computer doesn't make it portable, especially when there's a mouse and keyboard to worry about

    I guess it's for the benefit of schools and stuff so they can easily be swapped out in computer labs and the like, but still
  • Discovery: My dog is not, in fact, a dog. She is a sack of urine superficially similar to a dog.

    HOW CAN ONE DOG NEED TO BE WALKED SO OFTEN JEEZ
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.

    It's still not too late to name yourself Max Power
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tachyon said:

    you know what i get excessively irritated by?

    everything i really dislike when you say 'oh, x looks like y' and somebody comes out with 'nuh-uh, x came first, so y is the one that looks like x!'

    i'm not ranking the two things, i'm saying the things physically resemble one another.  'x looks like y' means the exact same thing as 'y looks like x'.  If this were math we'd say the 'looks like' operation was commutative

    i feel like there's often this implicit 'lol ur so ignorant, thinking y came first' there which i resent.

    maybe i know which came first but y is more familiar to me.  maybe they're both familiar and i just arbitrarily phrased it that way

    That irritates me too

    It seems to come from people who take "x looks like y" as an insult to x, because they refuse to differentiate between "looks like" and "ripped off"
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.

    Appointment for my name change is tomorrow. Feels kinda surreal.

    It's still not too late to name yourself Max Power
    My name shall be Beelzebub Tsukiyomi Hastur IX and that's how its staying. :|
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    'Wow, this picture looks like just like a real cactus!'

    'NO YOU IGNORANT SHIT, REAL CACTI CAME FIRST'
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Catctus.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why am I picturing a Tumblr cactus fandom?
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Do androids dream of electric sweets?
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I, on the other hand, have recently experienced that special time in every girl's life at which she is told by the gatekeeper that she shouldn't be a girl.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    not to like bitch or anything. I will always find a way to do what needs to be done.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    it's not like many people here like me or anything anyway because I mostly heap trash
  • i have my new motorola. it looks nice

    also it is very confusing when you keep your number + get a new micro sim because it doesnt actually say anywhere that you have to deactivate the old one before the new one works. though apparently you do. you just have to go onto the EE help to find that out, but nobody tells you to go there.

    at least i hope that is why i have no network right now, and that i havent just been sent a duff phone
  • also snowmine released their album 5 days early on spotify for some reason, what nice chaps
  • it appears to be that i have correctly diagnosed the problem, now my phone is fully functional. woo
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Miko said:

    it's not like many people here like me or anything anyway because I mostly heap trash

    that's what all of us do like 90% of the time here, at least

    you said you didn't want sympathy, but good luck doing what you need to do, even if it does mean moving
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yay fully functional phones!

    What model is it?
  • PROTIP: when you are making a starbound character and it says that you lose all your items if you are killed in hardcore mode they mean all the items on your person

    including your armor, weapons and clothes
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    :o
  • so now im traipsing about an alien planet in my underwear trying to find plant fiber to spin into fabric
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Why do Hylotl and Floran wear clothes anyway? One's aquatic, and the others are, well, plants.
  • Yay fully functional phones!


    What model is it?
    It's a Motorola moto g. Literally everyone says it's incredible for the price and so far it is p cool. This automatic capitalisation is totally ruining my posting style tho
  • It turns out that your stuff just gets left there when you die, so I was able to find all my stuff again


    Yay
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
  • On the Kojo Namdi show on NPR, on a show about artificial intelligence, neural networks and "deep learning" (i.e. associative learning), Kojo asked "how well does your phone recognize your voice?" to the general audience.

    It took me several seconds to realize he was talking about voice recognition apps on smartphones.  Y'know, those things that everyone regarded as stupidly buggy and little more than a novelty.

    Well, at least, I thought so.  Oh well.  It seems cell phones as I know them are going farther and farther away from me.
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I wish I had a place where everyone had the same opinions; except that they were my opinions; and then whenever you guys said something like "Aliroz, public domain means it should be freely available on the internet; because public domain", or, "Dude, Aliroz, it's not the middle ages anymore.  There's nothing wrong with being born outside of wedlock, and there's no need to be legitimized; and by the way, it's okay to accept hatless authority" or "Aliroz, Mister Bean's Holiday is, actually, not a great movie", I'd have a hundred people to dogpile on you guys and then I'd be all like YAY!
  • edited 2014-01-28 12:44:07
    You know why I'm a conservative?  Because I have an outdated cell phone and I like it.

    More specifically, because I have an outdated cell phone, and instead of thinking "I need to get a newer cell phone", I think "cell phones shouldn't be changing this fast".
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
  • > Pete Seeger died in New York City on January 27, 2014, of natural causes.[19]

    Well, there goes any attempt at a using a Resurrection spell.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
  • Smee, Maiman, Doktar, Pavelier, Button-Lee, Juan Ovyu
    Yeah, I'll have a liberty sandwich with freedom fries please
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    deconstruction
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    More old Todd episodes. I'm pretty sure "club shit" is glam rap's dumbass younger cousin at this point.
  • Reading JJBA, because why not.

    I trust this Dio fella.
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