You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I'm in a weirdly irritable mood today
Wonder if I have an avatar to use that reflects this...
"It is a matter of grave importance that Fairy tales should be respected.... Whosoever alters them to suit his own opinions, whatever they are, is guilty, to our thinking, of an act of presumption, and appropriates to himself what does not belong to him." -- Charles Dickens
Can someone explain Macklemore to me? Like, is that supposed to be "Michael Moore" phonetically in African-American dialect? If so, why so? Is that his real name, or does he rap anti-Republican documentaries?
Can someone explain Macklemore to me? Like, is that supposed to be "Michael Moore" phonetically in African-American dialect? If so, why so? Is that his real name, or does he rap anti-Republican documentaries?
When I was 17 I was living in Brooklyn, NY for the summer. I was young, creative, boney and drunk a lot of the time. I use to go to thrift shops and buy the most flamboyant plaid outfits. On some Prince meets Bob Barker meets your grandpa meets Matt Lauer on sherm. When I'd go out in the city and kick it, I would dress up in these garments. When I did this I was known as "Professor Macklemore." Later, I realized that I wasn't a professor of anything but the name Macklemore followed me.
"My impression of L’s work was lukewarm as I found his glib pooh-poohing of the master Robert Aickman as a formative influence of his disingenuous considering their artistic similarities, and L’s reduction of human characters to ciphers a trifle off-putting. . . . His gloom and groan regarding the Infernal Bureaucracy wasn’t my cup of tea, yet it possessed a certain resonance among the self-loathing, chronically inebriated, perpetually persecuted set."
Hmm, in this story, Laird Barron refers to a horror writer "Tom L" who is obsessed with puppets, an antinatalist, wrote a big tract about his hatred of existence, and is extremely reclusive. The mystery of who he could possibly be referring to will haunt me til the end of days.
Children are clever enough to know that jungle gyms, slides, swingsets, fingerpainting, jump rope, hackeysack, jacks, coloring books, and playing with blocks are actually fun ways to spend time.
Teenagers are too stupid to figure this out; but, in their defense, they are teenagers.
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:O
is this definitely confirmed?
but like, anyone at all else
also the two worst songs to play when talking about an OutKast reunion are "Hey Ya!" and anything from Idlewild, but that's beside the point.
And if tumblr likes something you'll know it because they will hail it as a Progressive Icon.
Wonder if I have an avatar to use that reflects this...
But you know, rationally.
Teenagers are too stupid to figure this out; but, in their defense, they are teenagers.
Crocodilians are too stupid to figure this out; but, in their defense, they are crocodilians.
i was under the impression that crocodiles are fairly smart by reptile standards
and win, since we drove them off cliffs
it's possible this led to their extinction, tho climate change was probably the main factor