The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Jumpingzombie

  2013-11-02 02:02:52

  Anonus said:

  Norman Bates said:

  "OH NO MY ACLER"?

  You fool, can't you read my totes legible hand writing? It's sayeth "allergies."
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 02:04:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Anonus

  2013-11-02 02:04:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Norman Bates said:

  chickens eating kfc and cows eating mcdonalds

  Aw man remember the episode in which Gipdac tricked Spot into eating fried chicken that was amazing

  
  

  And the one where Morgan Freeman was a samurai
• Anonus

  2013-11-02 02:05:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Central Avenue said:

  

  ooh
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 02:05:30

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Gipdac sounds like quite the interesting character
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-02 02:07:07

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  twitter marxists
  
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 02:08:45

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Pillows said:

  twitter marxists
  

  You know, other people are named Marx. Why do they not get to define Marxism.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 02:10:26

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Central Avenue said:

  Gipdac sounds like quite the interesting character

  Indeed. Also, Evyn of Carmarthen sounds like quite the-oh wait, nobody but me ever read that book.
  
• Anonus

  2013-11-02 02:12:54 edited 2013-11-02 02:13:14

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Aliroz said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Gipdac sounds like quite the interesting character

  Indeed. Also, Evyn of Carmarthen sounds like quite the-oh wait, nobody but me ever read that book.
  

  And nobody but me watches 101 Dalmatians: The Series these days, so welcome to the asylum (where everyone is required to wear hats by law)!
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 02:13:30

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  -resents popular media-
  
  Hey, Anonus, could you promise not to buy, destroy, or in any way harm Philomel (the most pure-hearted of publishing companies, the most meek of the lot).
• Anonus

  2013-11-02 02:14:32

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I had never heard of them until now...I won't touch them.
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 02:18:31

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  COCAINE: official Breakfast cereal of thatguywiththeglasses.com
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-02 02:19:25

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Aliroz said:

  Pillows said:

  twitter marxists
  

  You know, other people are named Marx. Why do they not get to define Marxism.
  

  well, y'know, you're right.
  
  
  
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 02:20:30

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Anonus said:

  Aliroz said:

  Central Avenue said:

  Gipdac sounds like quite the interesting character

  Indeed. Also, Evyn of Carmarthen sounds like quite the-oh wait, nobody but me ever read that book.
  

  And nobody but me watches 101 Dalmatians: The Series these days, so welcome to the asylum (where everyone is required to wear hats by law)!

  Yeah, but I don't suppose me watching 101 Dalmatians: The Series would get you to read The King's Shadow.
  
  Probably not.
  
  But, if you do, please don't post spoilers. For popular works it's not so bad (I mean, you can't exactly not know the big twist of The Empire Strikes Back, or the Sherlock Holmes story The Final Problem; but obscure works can't survive spoilers.
  
• Charlotte

  2013-11-02 02:24:21

  Bow before your Queen, lowly mortals! Central Avenue’s eternal 8-year-old. [she/her]

  So I have this essay that's due monday

  
  

  Martin Luther King, Jr: The Mexican Sonic the Hedgehog

  By Charlotte

  
  

  I had to write about a famous American musician, you see
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-11-02 02:25:41

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  Counterclock said:

  I have finished moving(not really) I have internet now! Hooray!
  

  welcome back
  
• Tanya

  2013-11-02 02:28:16

  Pizza Dog

  Also, my desk(which at this point was little more than 4 boards held together by duct tape), did not survive the movening.
  
  I have to make a new one >.>
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-11-02 02:28:47

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  are you a carpenter, Clock?
  
• Obā-san

  2013-11-02 02:30:24

  
  

  

  
  

  this is VERY IMPORTANT!!!
• Obā-san

  2013-11-02 02:31:16

  
  

  wait, no
• Obā-san

  2013-11-02 02:31:52

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  THIS

  
  

  
  

  THIS here is VERY IMPORTANT
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 02:34:04

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Hi Counterclock
• Tanya

  2013-11-02 02:34:27

  Pizza Dog

  Pillows said:

  are you a carpenter, Clock?
  

  No, but these 10 easy steps helped me build this desk.
  
  Time to bury for the winter.
  
• Aliroz

  2013-11-02 02:38:19

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Charlotte said:

  So I have this essay that's due monday

  
  

  Martin Luther King, Jr: The Mexican Sonic the Hedgehog

  By Charlotte

  
  

  I had to write about a famous American musician, you see

  Speaking of MLK
  
  I feel like I must call him by his proper title: The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior.
  
  I know it's a mouthful, but anything shorter feels wrong in my mouth. I can't call him M. L. King the way I would say T. H. White or G. K. Chesterton, I can't call him Martin L. King like I would say Harry S Truman or Micheal J. Fox; I can't call him M. Luther King.
  
  Nothing except King, Doctor King, MLK, and The Reverend Doctor Martin Luther King Junior will feel right to me.
  
  Dunno why, it's just one of those names that feels like it must be said a certain way.
  
  RESURGAM.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-11-02 02:50:42

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  writing out "Junior" in full when it's part of someone's name is actually generally considered to be rather rude afaik.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2013-11-02 02:59:19

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  bedtime
  
  nite
  
• Misery

  2013-11-02 03:00:51

  The sadness will last forever.

  night mo
• Haven

  2013-11-02 04:26:12

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Central Avenue said:

  COCAINE: official Breakfast cereal of thatguywiththeglasses.com

  careful, they might send an anti-defamation lawsuit

  
  

  trying to crack down on you
• Haven

  2013-11-02 04:27:40

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Pangur Bán said:

  

  
  

  
  

  THIS

  
  

  
  

  THIS here is VERY IMPORTANT

  …the noises he makes. :3
• Haven

  2013-11-02 04:36:20 edited 2013-11-02 04:38:10

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Krrack sent me an ask "tell me a story", I wrote like a thousand words and now I've just saved the thing to my private notes and am thinking of just answering the ask with "once upon a time there was a guy who was probably pretty okay at writing whose nervousness always overtook him before he ever showed anything he wrote to anyone. The End." #yntkt
• Haven

  2013-11-02 04:38:00

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  wait, clicking that leads to results

  
  

  i might have to step up my ironic hashtag game
• Tanya

  2013-11-02 04:38:02

  Pizza Dog

  If Bill Murray sees his shadow, does that mean we get an entire groundhogs day of the same movie over and over and over again?
  
• Tanya

  2013-11-02 04:40:49

  Pizza Dog

  Does Irony still have a meaning nowadays?
  
  I mean, It's like the word Gay in some ways, the definition of Irony isn't understood enough to be used in any real manner.
  
  
  
• MetaFour

  2013-11-02 05:09:24

  For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.

  Socratic Irony at least hasn't been completely screwed up yet.

  
  

  (That's the flavor that involves undermining someone else's arguments by asking a question, then asking a question about that answer, and then asking a question about that answer, ad infinitem.)
• Haven

  2013-11-02 05:26:10

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Anything that is like rain on a wedding day. ("The weatherman said there'd probably be sleet on my birthday, so I moved the party to Sunday because it'd be less ironic.")
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 05:26:33

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  
• Haven

  2013-11-02 05:27:08

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Someone told me to stop making such a dated reference. It was the good advice I just didn't take.
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 05:30:40

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  #i laughed i lost
• Anonus

  2013-11-02 05:57:26

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't get it
• Princess Alice

  2013-11-02 05:59:38

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  It's a reference to this song:

  
  

  
• Vriska

  2013-11-02 08:31:50

  8luh 8luh.

  I keep reading RESURGAM as RESHIRAM
  
  lolPokemon
  
• Beholder

  2013-11-02 09:13:09 edited 2013-11-02 09:14:23

  Got myself a perfume with an aroma of chocolate cookie. Have people in metro look at me hungrily
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-02 11:31:18

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  poor porcupine
  
  trying to eat and someone keeps shoving a camera in his face
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-11-02 11:48:08

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-11-02 11:50:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  kochiya sanae
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-11-02 11:52:44

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-02 12:09:30

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  names have always been important to me
  
  giving things a silly name always seemed disrespectful
  
  so whenever i read something like 'Dingleberry Rumpus' or whatever, there's a part of me that assumes the person who wrote that dislikes Dangan Ronpa, or at best thinks it's kind of stupid
  
  otherwise they would call it by its proper name, you see
  
• Tachyon

  2013-11-02 12:11:42

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  i realize that is nonsense
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2013-11-02 12:14:25

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  My name is Alicante Hiltofsword.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-11-02 12:14:54

  
  

  my name is Sir Fluffingtons the Third