You should be. Relive those terrible memories of being 14 However the fuck old you were when that song came out. Papa Roach spoke to my 14 year old soul. And then I wasn't 14 anymore.
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Grenada Camp is very entertaining and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy He developed poison ivy You remember Leonard Skinner He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters And the lake has alligators And the head coach wants no sissies So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya But my bunkmate has malaria You remember Jeffrey Hardy They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear. Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah, How's my precious little bruddah? Let me come home if ya miss me I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing, Guys are swimming, guys are sailing, Playing baseball, gee that's better, Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.
When I was a young child I hated anything that had to do with sex, cursing, violence and politics. Three of those have changed. Well, now I'm just indifferent to politics.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i still dislike using the word cunt as i find its association with misogyny troubling
tho funnily enough i knew it for a long time without knowing how offensive it was supposed to be, because nobody ever forbade me from saying it, or had any reason to do so
another friend had just said she couldn't imagine me ever offending anyone, so i just turned around to my friend who wasn't listening and called him a cunt
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and the sanitation
and the roads
irrigation
medicine
education
and the wine, that we'd really miss
public baths
and it's safe to walk in the streets at night now...
Hello Satan's Spawn CA
Imi: I willed it to be so. Or it's just a coincident.
don't give a fuck if my farmland gets flooded.
This parody was lackluster. Self evaluation: F--
Hey, An onus
i cannot say i am grateful for this
HAWHAW
well maybe it is,
I'm sorry but the party's OVER
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I'M GLAD SOMEONE UNDERSTAND ME ;______________________;
All this Papa Roach talk is ganking up my Taste-o-Meter
we were merely well wicked, alas
Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh,
Here I am at Camp Grenada
Camp is very entertaining
and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
He developed poison ivy
You remember Leonard Skinner
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters
And the lake has alligators
And the head coach wants no sissies
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
Now I don't want this should scare ya
But my bunkmate has malaria
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
They're about to organize a searching party.
Take me home, oh muddah fadduh, take me home, I hate Grenada
Don't leave me out in the forest where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise or mess the house with
other boys, oh please don't make me stay, I've been here one whole day.
Dearest fadduh, darling muddah,
How's my precious little bruddah?
Let me come home if ya miss me
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.
Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing,
Playing baseball, gee that's better,
Muddah Fadduh please disregard this letter.
Forbidden fruit
i liked rules
rules and obeying rules and rules being obeyed made me feel safe
-wipes single tear from face-
tho funnily enough i knew it for a long time without knowing how offensive it was supposed to be, because nobody ever forbade me from saying it, or had any reason to do so
the only exception for me was when i felt the rules themselves were made for unscrupulous reasons
i got very angry when i perceived authority to be corrupt, because rule-enforcers breaking rules was the
WORST
POSSIBLE
THING
another friend had just said she couldn't imagine me ever offending anyone, so i just turned around to my friend who wasn't listening and called him a cunt
i felt really bad and apologized over and over