Imagine how much more frustrating Touhou must be as the guy shooting out all the bullets. Imagine shooting out thousands of bullets and not hitting your target once.
Actually I suppose it does have the same money/keys/bombs setup.
On the other hand the gameplay is faster paced, there aren't really any melee weapons (Mom's Knife is sort of one, but that's a very rare find), and it's procedurally generated.
Still, I'd say calling it a Zelda clone is reductive if not necessarily wrong in the strictest sense. It was briefly marketed as a zeldalike though.
Bwahahaha, this print of Meatballs has someone saying "bullshit" without it bleeped. And this is a broadcast copy, too. Makes me wonder where FOX35 got their print from. :D
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I've heard it's actually way more similar to Smash TV, but I've never played that.
Here is what I'm talking about, for reference. There are a scant few, but yes, almost all of them are girls. :p
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