You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
ME: Guardsman Payne, I think it's time I went to America to visit Lions Gate Land.
GUARD: Very well, your highness, when should you like to leave?
ME: As soon as possible. I've got all my stuff packed, if you'll just accompany me down to the stables...
GUARD: Of course, your highness, I'll--wait, the stables?
ME: But of course. I'm going to ride Majesty the Unicorn, just like always.
GUARD: But your highness, America's like 200 miles away.
ME: So?
GUARD: It'll take forever to get there, your highness.
ME: That's why I'm taking you along. I'll need someone to keep me company!
GUARD: I thought you took me with you, to, you know, protect you. Royal Guard and all, your highness.
ME: Pfff, my magic's a way better defense than your pistol. Besides, unicornback riding is fun!
GUARD: Can I have a unicorn then, your highness? Usually you just make me ride a horse.
ME: I'll think about it. For next time. Anyway, let's get going, this is probably going to take a couple days.
GUARD: Your highness, are you sure we need to go the equestrian route? What about that shiny new Chrysler you just spent all that taxpayer money on?
ME: I told you, Guardsman Payne, that one's for domestic travel only.
GUARD: So, I'm sorry, your highness, but let me make sure I've got this straight. When you're going somewhere within this country, you'll use a faster method of travel, but when you're going so far as to venture outside the country, you insist on the slower method of travel?
ME: Now that you put it that way, it is a little stupid. We can take the car, I suppose.
GUARD: Thank you, your highness. I'll call the chauffeur immediately.
ME: Thank you, Guardsman. Though I'm going to be lonely in America without Majesty...
GUARD: *sigh* If it helps, your highness, I'm sure I can arrange for a horse trailer to transport Majesty the Unicorn.
ME: No. No horse trailer. Only a unicorn trailer.
GUARD: What is the difference, your highness?
ME: There isn't actually a difference, but let's call it a unicorn trailer.
GUARD: Fine.
ME: You didn't say "your highness" that time.
GUARD: You told me last week that I didn't need to call you that since I've known you since you were like 6 and it's just a meaningless formality by now!
ME: Yeah, but I like fucking with people sometimes.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
Good morning love and also I am exhausted and can barely move and even this forum takes energy to be on but I have to do errands today. o_o I had a crazy dream that I might have forgotten.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
ummm my sis killed herself by jumping out a window and I flew high up in New York City where we were vacationing and also my uncle was being a douche or something I forget.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I love that face fuzz that guys have even though you don't like to have it and prefer to be feminine-ish. I just want to caress facial fuzz and then rub my cheeks against it and kiss it. :)
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Stolen goods
Stolen goods
Are now
Forfeit
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To each their own...
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
She even has two spinoff games. :3 Cirno only got one.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead