The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • tre this is your fault if you hadn't made that reference i never would have googled that and heard of this shit
  • how could this happen to me


    i've made my mistakes
  • I'm sorry! Take everything I say with a grain of salt!

    But hey, on the bright side at least you now know not to get involved with anything related to Cypress Hill! (Which, funnily enough, includes deadmau5 because they have a song on his latest album.)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Thanks Tre, you've reminded me that I want to put the rest of Train Trouble on my Tumblr.

    I've been meaning to break it into multiple pages (one for each chapter) because some of the later chapters are much longer than the ones that are on there now and having it all on one page will be unwieldy.

    I just get easily frustrated when editing pages on Tumblr, because the edit box is incredibly small and doesn't seem to want to be resized.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Every night, the mother pin worms make their arduous journey to the perianal opening to deposit the seeds of their young. Rumours abound in the pin worm community of monsters roaming the surface world. Large insects called lice, for instance, whose own young nest in the nearby pubic hair forest. The mothers must stick together on this journey. It is a tale of female solidarity!! And really, the pin worms never know what is going to come through their home. Perhaps only junk food. Perhaps nothing. Earthlight Ray presents...

    Pinworms

    an epic, multi-generational tale of mothers surviving in a harsh environment.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    The twist ending is that the main character's babies die when the de-worming pill comes down, and then she is crushed to death by fabric when God, their mythical host, decides to scratch him/herself.
  • Tre said:

    on the bright side at least you now know not to get involved with anything related to Cypress Hill

    i guess that's good
  • seeing bad music become popular is still disheartening though. ._.


    maybe i should just go to bed before i get more depressed
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    *hugz*
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know, it always bugged me that the one time we saw Frankie Foster's full name spelled out, it was spelled as "Francis" and not "Frances".

    Isn't "Francis" usually the masculine spelling?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    yes
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm in the state of mind right now where "lol the pope has the same name as frankie foster" is a funny thought in and of itself

    I require sleep
  • TreTre
    edited 2013-03-28 12:38:17
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    I just woke up and I found that humorous.

    Y&T Katie. (yntkt)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    foogoo
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Francis Sparkle
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Let's see how many times i can say Francis before it stops looking like a word
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
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  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Frenches.
  • We can do anything if we do it together.
    Francis Zappa
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Actually, his full name was Frank Vincent Zappa. Not Francis.
  • edited 2013-03-28 13:34:27
    We can do anything if we do it together.
    hm, interesting that he was one of the few Franks out there who wasn't actually named "Francis". Thanks for the correction.

    There actually was a Francesco Zappa who predated Frank by about two centuries, however, as long as we're on this tangent about similar-sounding words. 
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    Francis Joseph Murray is a severely underrated mathematician.

    Leonard Euler is one of my favorite historical people.  An easygoing sort of guy who's a good friend, and (when he was old) the sort of old guy that everybody wants as a grandfather.  One of those people who plays with children and treats them as equals, while in his head he derives some of the most important theorems of mathematics.

    Dude is pretty much the only mathematician who would get into a card-board-box with you and go off on adventures through the imagination.
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    I have the WORST tummy ache. :o
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    On Francis:


    NERRRRRRR
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    A German profanity? Wow, edgy
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    I have the WORST tummy ache. :o

    Are you doing something about it?
  • i am at the new library


    it has a fireplace


    fire is not something i tend to think of in terms of things that belong in libraries
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Nor do I.

    In other news, off to work I go
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Bye Imi...next time I talk to you it will probably be from Michigan!


  • i really like the intro here, sounds like autechre
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Au and I are going to be in the same time zone

    This is only the third time this has happened since I've known him
  • coooooooooooooooooool
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    pokemon gyms real life consequences
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Her Unfezant looks like a Xatu from that angle.
  • With the Gym shaped like a Clefairy, it stands to reason that the pink moon blob is the greatest fear for any Trainer in this flower laden arena. You are wrong. You are dead wrong. This Gym should be shaped like a Miltank tea bagging your KOed starter as its milk floods over the floor from all four of its udders. You keep trying to face that dastardly cow in combat again and again, but it's too much; it's unstoppable. If you have any male Pokémon, you're going to get Attract stalled, and your starter is almost always male. You have no decent Fighting moves, and it just sponges anything special you throw at it. It's impossible to PP stall that Rollout because it just keeps getting stronger and stronger. Nothing in the nearby Routes is nearly the same level as this and you can't afford the Daycare after so many losses to Whitney, Whitney, Whitney. The city Pokémon Center knows you by your first name, and you have had to Walk of Shame there so many times that your footsteps have imprinted into the city concrete. Truly, there is no hope, and every day is the same: more battles, more losses. You hope for a crit, for a miss, for an act of mercy.

    Soon you just spend your days in the Game Corner, wallowing in your own pathetic sense of self. One night, after a particularly pathetic attempt at PP stalling, Whitney manages to crit your last mon to death. Walking back to the Pokémon Center in the dead of the night, you lie on top of the railroad hoping for a train to come and ease your burden. It does not come; it never comes at all. But it is only once you have hit rock bottom that you realize from there you can only go up. You get the demonic cow into the yellow one day, then with more training you get it into the red. You know you're close and victory is within your grasp. Walking through the maze of flower pots once again, you know today is the day. You KO the Clefairy with one move, and face down your fear. You hit, hit, use a Potion, crap almost there, and with a critical hit, push the dreaded Miltank into the McDonald's factory to be your next Big Mac. Hindi everywhere gasp. But you don't care anymore. You won and it only took you every recess in Grade Three to do it.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi, everyone! I'm Central Avenue, creator of Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass.

    I just wanted to officially announce that I'm going to be at Blanchester Comic-Con next month! There'll be an Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass panel, so you'll be able to ask me questions, our get your ebooks signed...y'know, cool stuff! 

    So check out the information below, and I’ll see you at BCC!

    BLANCHESTER COMIC-CON ‘13
    Friday, 5th April - Sunday 7th April
    Those little meeting rooms in the Blanchester Public Library
    110 N. Broadway Street
    Blanchester, Ohio 45107
  • More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
    Are you doing something about it?
    er... I was napping. >_< I will do that now.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Is Blanchester like Manchester with less stabbings?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I suppose Blanchester probably has fewer stabbings just by virtue of having fewer people, yeah.

    (To explain the joke, since I just realized that anyone not from Ohio won't get it: Blanchester is a village of a little over 4,000 people and would be an exceptionally poor choice as a venue for a convention.)
  • Hi, everyone! I'm Central Avenue, creator of Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass.

    I just wanted to officially announce that I'm going to be at Blanchester Comic-Con next month! There'll be an Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass panel, so you'll be able to ask me questions, our get your ebooks signed...y'know, cool stuff! 

    So check out the information below, and I’ll see you at BCC!

    BLANCHESTER COMIC-CON ‘13
    Friday, 5th April - Sunday 7th April
    Those little meeting rooms in the Blanchester Public Library
    110 N. Broadway Street
    Blanchester, Ohio 45107
    oh god I have to be there :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You won't be disappointed! Blanchester Comic-Con '12 had a combined three-day total of over -1 attendees!
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Pah. Only -1? Real conventions have an attendance of at least -1.071509e+301.
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