You know what I've noticed? No one likes to be anti something when taking a side. It's why, when talking about abortion, the choices are pro life and pro choice, rather than pro abortion and anti abortion (and why anti gay marriage groups just say they promote "traditional values"). But I have a solution. Why don't just start calling the two sides "anti freedom" and "anti birth?" That'd make things a lot more interesting.
Well I'm an Anti-Christian Christian...and also an Anti-Misanthrope, and Anti-Life supporter, but this isn't a serious nomenclature forum, so I don't really lock myself into those sides seriously on here.
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Most of my formative years were during the 2000s, a decade whose popular culture does not really hold up to me
I've already watched a few pre-movie SpongeBob SquarePants episodes in the last year and found that they did not hold up to me, I figure that the Shrek movies will have aged terribly due to their heavy reliance on pop cultural references (on the other hand: time capsules can be fun), most of the cartoons on the air at the time were garbage, I found gangsta rap obnoxious, and this was the decade during which crappy, cheap-to-produce reality TV wound up transforming entire channels
Yeah, I figured out it was hard to not support the reality tv series from popping up when they lured their hatedom towards it. Like, a good percentage of Jersey Shore's coverage came from people who hated guidos and MTV, which advertised it extremely well over the net and go more people to watch it.
I'm trying to remember the Worst 10 90's Cartoons list but I can't
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
My exposure to pop culture has always felt 'secondhand,' and it has always been either through family or through the internet. I don't follow Hollywood or prime time television or the music industry or even the video game industry, so I just don't know pop culture really. :)
I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
Hollywood's in a bit of a rut lately, what with the dependence on franchises and tentpoles. Prime time television is really not a hotbed of greatness either; the few good shows that show up tend to either be the victims of swift cancelations or are on cable.
I have never really followed the music industry...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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^^Actually, I'm also fascinated with the more popular European songs of the earlier 2000's such as the Scooter version of "The Logical Song," the original Dragosta Din Tei, "Ding Dong Song" by Gunther, and two certain songs by The Prodigy.
I have Stirling's album so I've never had to deal with that.
S'weird, I've never actually watched her YouTube stuff-- most of her album plays on my dad's deadmau5 Pandora so I just got it after hearing some of her stuff on there.
More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
I feel like doing an LP or something, of Final Fantasy 6. :) I would play this awesome game yet again, but I want it to be a little different, because I did it several times as a child already.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Hey kids! Chapter 11 of Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass in Train Trouble is on the way! But in the mean time, enjoy this mini-sode!
Amazon.com and the Insufferable Jackass in CONVENTION TENSION
It was an overcast Saturday morning as Amazon.com put on her blue doggie collar, completing her Cadpig cosplay. She called up the stairs to The Insufferable Jackass. "Hurry up, Jackie! We're gonna be late for DalmatianCon '16!"
Wait a minute, like, conventions don't work that way.
"What?"
Well, like, a convention is an all-day thing. It's not something you can be "late" for, you just show up whenever.
"You're just nitpicking. What if we're planning to attend a panel or something?"
I guess that could be the case, but...
"Just shut up and go back to narrating!"
Oh, fine. So Amazon.com told The Insufferable Jackass to hurry, because they didn't want to miss a panel that starts at exactly 1 p.m. I guess. Anyway, The Insufferable Jackass came rushing down the stairs, wearing his I ♥ CRUELLA t-shirt.
"It's okay, Amazon.com!" he said. "I know a shortcut that will get us there in plenty of time."
"Shortcut, eh?"
"Yep! You know the part where I-405 crosses the Williamette?"
"Yeah."
"Well, they say if you drive around the barrier just before the bridge, you'll end up in a warp zone that lets you get to the convention."
"That's nonsense. You can't drive around the barrier without a Game Genie, and even then all that happens is that you end up crashing into the water because the ground has no collision detection."
"Just trust me, okay? When have I let you down before?"
"Hmm...do you want me to list those in chronological order? 'Cause when we were 8--"
"Just get in the car."
So Amazon.com and The Insufferable Jackass got in the car and drove toward the convention center where DalmatianCon '16 was being held. As they approached the Williamette on I-405, The Insufferable Jackass turned to Amazon.com. "Gotta time this just right," he said.
He jerked the car to the right through a narrow gap in the concrete barrier. The car skidded towards the water, but rather than crashing to their doom, they entered a brick tunnel that had not been visible from the highway.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
A moment later, the car spun right through an open door into the vendors' room of the convention center. Despite The Insufferable Jackass's best efforts, the Prius ran straight through two vendors' booths before coming to a stop. Shattered 101 Dalmatians merchandise littered the floor as con-goers ran screaming from the scene of the accident.
"MY CABBAGES!" one of the vendors cried.
Amazon.com slowly stepped out of the Prius, surveying the damage.
"HEY!" a voice screamed from across the room. It was Shining Amor, director of security for DalmatianCon '16. "YOU BREAK IT, YOU BUY IT!"
In an insant, The Insufferable Jackass spun the car around (knocking over a third booth in the process) and headed back through the tunnel. Shining Armor teleported to the tunnel's entrance and took off galloping after him.
Amazon.com sighed. She took out her wallet and began writing checks to the vendors to pay for the damaged merchandise.
So remember, kids, the next time you order something from Amazon.com and it arrives on your porch broken, it's not her fault. She just has to get rid of all this crap she was forced to buy at DalmatianCon '16.
On many shows of the "Temples Of Boom" tour, the group would take time in between songs to talk about this feud and get the crowd to yell obscenities about Ice-Cube.
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Then again, I have to go back to the early 90s to feel any nostalgia for the mainstream culture, so
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I'm trying to remember the Worst 10 90's Cartoons list but I can't
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do I mean so little to you Anonus-sempai? ;_;
we aint bout to
swallow them pills
or drink all that kool-aid
changes comin real soon nothin can stay the same way
but today would really be better, tomorrow's too late
^Junior high!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Inane in the Membrane
Poetic Justice42
Yarrrrrrrun
Glenn Magmire Harvey
King Friday the XIII
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PlutoniumFist Punch
Manly McMachochist
Cynicalclockwork
Windows Mojave Music
Viani-Dade County
Friar Kexruct
and Lana del Tre
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
S'weird, I've never actually watched her YouTube stuff-- most of her album plays on my dad's deadmau5 Pandora so I just got it after hearing some of her stuff on there.
Her stuff isn't necessarily original but it's crowd-pleasing, and she's a good violinist, if not particularly fantastic in the wub department.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's kind of perfect, as fate would have it