The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

Misery · 2012-01-20 13:25:12

Hi, Vriska!

Vriska · 2012-01-20 13:36:36

Work is slow and 8oring today. Thus, argleflargle8largle.

Viani · 2012-01-20 15:42:28

hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day hey hey what can I say day day day day day day day day day day

Tre · 2012-01-20 16:38:41

where dem girls at

Idler · 2012-01-20 16:39:39

Tied up in my cellar.

Haven · 2012-01-20 16:49:52

*exsanguinates Ozzy to make her day more interesting*

Idler · 2012-01-20 16:50:56

I'm bored. There are people I want to yammer with but they're not around.

Viani · 2012-01-20 16:51:16

Like who?

Vriska · 2012-01-20 16:51:19

Oh hey there goes my 8lood.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-20 16:52:29

Omg Idler, I told you to stay away from my basement

Haven · 2012-01-20 16:55:53

Mmm.

Idler · 2012-01-20 16:58:05

-exsanguinates Haven-

Your blood is quite pleasing. A pity there's not enough for both of us.

Vriska · 2012-01-20 17:06:48

*exsanguin8s the next poster*

Tre · 2012-01-20 17:08:01

im talkin like eridan for some reason

no i dont get it either

^ hehe thats funny cuz he ends up sort of gettin exsanguinated in the story sort of

Haven · 2012-01-20 17:08:29

*hordes Idler's soul within his eternal prison*

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:10:14

-cuts someone's head off causing it to fly towards Haven in a way completely defying the laws of physics and common sense-

Princess Alice · 2012-01-20 17:11:55

I want to design deliberately ugly signs.

...

Arial, anyone?

Tre · 2012-01-20 17:16:40

do it wwith arial black

it'll look that much more obnoxious that wway

or better yet, impact

Obā-san · 2012-01-20 17:21:31

IMPACT, BITCH.

EVERY SENTENCE IN IMPACT MUST END WITH BITCH, BITCH.

Haven · 2012-01-20 17:23:08

*uses Counterwhip to summon Pinkie Pie, somehow*

CA: I dare you to design a sign in Exocet.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 17:23:59

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:24:42

-throws a banana skin next to a grave and makes Haven go and visit it-

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 17:24:56

Actually, I like this version better.

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:25:56

I like the idea of that second Pinkie randomly summoning Emrakul out of nowhere.

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 17:26:43

MORE MAGICAL PONIES!

"I like the idea of that second Pinkie randomly summoning Emrakul out of nowhere."

Yeah, the "randomness" seems to fit. I could see this in EDH decks where there's a decent chance you'd pony up something awesome.

Obā-san · 2012-01-20 17:27:10

Blind Zealot was the first thing that came to mind for some reason.

Haven · 2012-01-20 17:29:42

-throws a banana skin next to a grave and makes Haven go and visit it-

Damn. Even reality-warping monsters and indestructible golems don't have a defense against falling over in the vicinity of a grave.

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:31:51

Tragic Slip has to be the funniest card ever. One day, Ulamog just slipped in the shower, I guess.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-01-20 17:34:44

going to bed now

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 17:35:06

Some Llanowar Elf bit the arrow that day, and Ulamog was too grief stricken to notice that giant canyon.

Misery · 2012-01-20 17:35:57

Buonanotte, Balena. :3

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:38:16

The flavour of Guttural Response is another one I particularly like. As someone on Gatherer said, basically what happens is your opponent casts a spell, then you go "UGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" And you win.

Vriska · 2012-01-20 17:38:43

Gah I drank Eridan 8lood. It tastes like hipsterfish!

Haven · 2012-01-20 17:41:48

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-20 17:44:35

THE SOVIETS BUILT A SILENT GRENADE LAUNCHER

Idler · 2012-01-20 17:44:45

I also like the flavour of Voidmage Husher and Vexing Shusher, because it amuses me to think of a mage's most awesome power being stopped by someone simply putting their finger to their lips and going "shhhhhhh"

Vriska · 2012-01-20 17:55:17

I just read Voidmage as Voldemort.

Clearly I am still in Harry Potter mood from the 8utter8eer talk.

Haven · 2012-01-20 17:57:31

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-20 17:59:04

Is that Voldemort or is that the bad guy from Hannibal?

Cause the difference is important.

Tre · 2012-01-20 18:03:19

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off of that bat 30 years ago today.

Protip: He says it tasted nasty and he had to take rabies shots because it bit him. Don't eat bats, kids!

Justice4243 · 2012-01-20 18:14:57

I still like when he was supposedly so drunk that he accidentally bit the head off a dove as opposed to releasing it.

"In 1981, after signing his first solo career record deal, Osbourne bit the head off a dove during a meeting with some record-company executives in Los Angeles. Apparently he had planned to release doves into the air as a sign of peace, but due to being intoxicated at the time, he instead grabbed a dove and bit its head off. He then spat the head out, with blood still dripping from his lips."

Misery · 2012-01-20 18:16:15

EXPLOITATION FILMS!!!!!

Anonus · 2012-01-20 19:06:25

yay mobile posting

Tre · 2012-01-20 19:09:33

That drum's still beating.

Idler · 2012-01-20 19:11:39

Ooh, you like Florence, Tre? You do have good taste.

Tre · 2012-01-20 19:13:23

Heh, thanks.

Viani · 2012-01-20 19:13:57

Florence and Skynet?

Idler · 2012-01-20 19:14:51

She's a good musician, and highly attractive in her own strange way.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-01-20 19:15:27

In 1986 a young Piotr Aksakov caught the KGB's attention with an incredible act of valor that saved a fellow Spetsnaz operative.

He was not given a medal, as "Convincing the enemy that a vacuum cleaner is a portable rocket launcher" is not eligible for medal-giving.

Haven · 2012-01-20 19:41:35

And once again Homestuck makes me WTF. In a good way, though.

He was not given a medal, as "Convincing the enemy that a vacuum cleaner is a portable rocket launcher" is not eligible for medal-giving.

It really should be.

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