The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:24:55

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  *moose*
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 00:25:44

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I desire to be milked!
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:26:57

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  me too
  
  let's have a milkathon
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 00:28:33

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  You guys are being disrespectful to the lactose intolerant and milk allergic.
  
  We will be intolerant and allergic all over your houses, man.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 00:28:49

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  But all I have are these hooves, being a cow!
  
  *tries to milk Imipolex with hooves* O-o
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:29:24 edited 2013-03-01 00:29:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I always thought it would be terrible to be lactose intolerant.
  
  ^can't be any harder than typing with boxing gloves on
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 00:34:27

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  A boxing cow is still fruitful and ripe for the milking, dear Imipolex. :)
  
  *milks Imi with my teeth, drinking his milk*
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:36:09

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  Naney said:

  Benny shot me in the head

  
  

  
  

  
  

  he will die

  SLEEP WITH HIM!
  
  SLEEP WITH HIM AND WHEN HE FINISHES OFF IN YOU BREAK HIS NECK WHEN HE IS ASLEEP!
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:36:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  this thread is
  
  weird now
  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-01 00:36:54

  
  

  well i diiiiiiid get the confirmed bachelor perk
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 00:39:06

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Yeah, Benny may swing, but he doesn't swing that way.
  
  Only works with the Black Widow perk, because every woman wants to have sex with the man who tried to murder them.
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:39:14 edited 2013-03-01 00:39:41

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  When he wants your weiner, give it to him until he is DEAD
  
  ^ What? awww, but...but...Benny wants the weenie
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 00:39:21

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  *stops milking Imipolex and drinks strawberry syrup instead, to wash the milk down with*
  
• Section42L

  2013-03-01 00:40:00

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:42:05

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hey hey mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat gonna make you groove
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 00:43:20

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I'm hanging out with Imipolex again, in the open~
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 00:44:39 edited 2013-03-01 00:46:08

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Say what you like about Benny, but the man is a snazzy dresser.
  
  Not only is his suit stylish, but it makes an excellent war trophy.
  
  The White Gloves don't like it, and that is a problem.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-01 00:45:26

  
  

  you can steal that suit

  
  

  ...now he's really dead
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-03-01 00:45:32

  
  

  Yarrun said:

  Say what you like about Benny, but the man is a snazzy dresser.
  
  Not only is his suit stylish, but it makes an excellent war trophy.
  

  I still haven't found out how to kill him with his own gun. Every time I try to steal it from him, it doesn't show up.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:46:22

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  shit, let's be led zeppelin
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:46:28

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  There's nothing quite like being praised for killing Benny with his own gun.
  
  Especially when it's a pretty version of my favorite gun in the game.
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:47:46

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  thenamelesssamurai said:

  Yarrun said:

  Say what you like about Benny, but the man is a snazzy dresser.
  
  Not only is his suit stylish, but it makes an excellent war trophy.
  

  I still haven't found out how to kill him with his own gun. Every time I try to steal it from him, it doesn't show up.
  

  It's random I found. Save & Reload and it will randomly appear in his inventory. Or just carry a weapon repair kit if you can get him to a point where you shoot it out of his hand. Try beating a guard to death, take his gun, take some Steady and snipe the gun from his hand, and then grab it, repair it, and then plug him.
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-03-01 00:48:57 edited 2013-03-01 00:50:27

  
  

  Viani said:

  
  
  It's random I found. Save & Reload and it will randomly appear in his inventory. Or just carry a weapon repair kit if you can get him to a point where you shoot it out of his hand. Try beating a guard to death, take his gun, take some Steady and snipe the gun from his hand, and then grab it, repair it, and then plug him.
  

  I see. I'll do that next time I play through the game. Though I never have to worry about losing my guns in the Tops. I just talk to swank (I think that's his name) and give him all the evidence about Benny and Voila!. I have my guns again.
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-03-01 00:49:49

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  good night everyone
  
  goin' to bed now like it was no thing
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:50:07

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  I also think if you fail to kill him in the Tops, you could play a little further through the story and find him again, this time him without his armed guards, and you with your weapons.
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-03-01 00:52:07

  
  

  I never don't kill him in the tops though. Mostly because he ends up at The Fort and the only reason I go to The Fort is to kill Caesar.
  
• Viani

  2013-03-01 00:56:35

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  say 'oh god look at the blood on her pants' in a crowded hall, and the girls who turn around are the ones on their period.
• Anonus

  2013-03-01 00:57:52

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Good night Imi.
• Princess Alice

  2013-03-01 00:58:21

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Good night Imi.

  
  

  Mildly amusing rejected spambot name: TillyJaco 
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 01:00:08 edited 2013-03-01 01:00:50

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  I decided to take on the Fort with only ED-E, some shoddy Combat Armor and nothing more powerful than That Gun and the Mysterious Magnum.
  
  Praetorian Guards should not be able to absorb so many bullets to the head. That should not be a thing. You jerks don't even have helmets, how are you not dead yet.
  
• thenamelesssamurai

  2013-03-01 01:04:49

  
  

  Yarrun said:

  I decided to take on the Fort with only ED-E, some shoddy Combat Armor and nothing more powerful than That Gun and the Mysterious Magnum.
  
  Praetorian Guards should not be able to absorb so many bullets to the head. That should not be a thing. You jerks don't even have helmets, how are you not dead yet.
  

  That sounds like a hell of challenge. I always go to the fort with ED-E and Boone, except on Hardcore mode, because of the whole your companions can actually die thing. Hell Praetorian guards soak up a lot of bullets regardless, unless you're the Survivalist's rifle (which is possible my favorite gun in the entire game).
  
• Misery

  2013-03-01 01:06:39

  The sadness will last forever.

  allah
• Anonus

  2013-03-01 01:09:00

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I don't mean to be grim or anything, but for those who have checked the mundane photos thread: is it weird that I wasn't very uncomfortable in that theater?
• Viani

  2013-03-01 01:09:05

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  It's a double-edged sword sometimes.
  
  It's not realistic to survive a Light Machine Gun volley to the face, but it would be boring if I could steam-roll everyone with just a 308 Hollow Point shot to the head (realistically no human can survive that, or any Hollow Point playing Merry-go-round with their brains). Considering VATS makes headshots so easy, it's up to that one thing....disbelief suspensionism or whatever.
  
  "Oh shit! It's Ceasar's Praetorian Guards! They are so badass their skulls are hellishly resistant to lead chunks! They truly are the best of the best!"
  
• Obā-san

  2013-03-01 01:11:12

  
  

  the powder gang corpses are still laying there three days later

  
  

  
  

  you'd think the townspeople would do something
• Viani

  2013-03-01 01:14:26

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  No, it's not like you are required to feel uncomfortable or sad.Shooting was tragic, but not as tragic for you as it was other people. It's not like somebody is going to scrutinize you for your lack of melancholy for the area.
  
  The towns people don't do shit. Take Trudy for example. She never sells anything new. Sunny Smiles NEVER patrols the area. Easy Pete never prospects, or collects water.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 01:17:13

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Checking their stats, it seems that Praetorians are actually tougher (as in, more HP) than low-level Super Mutants. That should not be a thing.

  Anonus said:

  I don't mean to be grim or anything, but for those who have checked the mundane photos thread: is it weird that I wasn't very uncomfortable in that theater?

  It wouldn't be weird if you were comfortable. It's not weird that you weren't uncomfortable.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 01:17:55 edited 2013-03-01 01:18:34

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Goodsprings is heavily in favor of natural compost techniques.
  
  Or sending a message to your enemies and all who would dare oppose you.
  
  So, they're really covert Legionaries.
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 01:19:39

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  The English-speaking Touhou fandom is a pale shadow of the hyperdimensional vortex of fan work that is the Japanese fandom. :' )
  
  
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 01:20:16

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  (we do try tho)
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 01:23:23

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  Oh. The vid is irrelevant to that btw. I'm just ruminating on the philosophy of existence! (see also: touhou project, p. 909)
  
• Miss Miko Mayonegg

  2013-03-01 01:24:15

  More people have said that and been killed than there are thorium decay products.
  

  I should go to bed. And, because I am a cow, I will do so standing up.
  
• Tanya

  2013-03-01 01:24:36

  Pizza Dog

  Earthlight Ray said:

  hyperdimensional vortex of fan work that is the Japanese fandom

  Perhaps the logical conclusion from a culture with different values than our own.
  
  
• Anonus

  2013-03-01 01:26:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  SBG is your broadcaster,

  We air all we want, nothing better,

  Subpar-ness is what we feed

  That's why nobody likes SBG!
• Viani

  2013-03-01 01:27:57

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  So Touhou to Japan, is like Monday Night Football to America?
  
• Anonus

  2013-03-01 01:36:40

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Monday Night Football is a bonafide American cultural mainstay, whereas I don't think that Touhou is mainstream even in Japan; correct me if I'm wrong.
• Tanya

  2013-03-01 01:37:05

  Pizza Dog

  Viani said:

  So Touhou to Japan, is like Monday Night Football to America?
  

  Probably, either that or a parody show.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2013-03-01 01:42:08 edited 2013-03-01 01:42:23

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Hmm. Touhou's more like ATLA: LoK.
  
  Widely popular within a small circle.
  
  A circle...of nerds.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2013-03-01 01:44:15

  
• PlutoniumFist

  2013-03-01 01:45:20

  Living tissue over endoskeleton.

  Yarrun said:

  Hmm. Touhou's more like ATLA: LoK.
  
  Widely popular within a small circle.
  
  A circle...of nerds.
  

  ...just how many...nerds.