Years of military research show that a healthy diet and lots of rest is the best way to keep reactions quick. If you're not up for inconvenient lifestyle changes - there's always caffeine. We've packed enough caffeine-laden food and drink into this crate to keep a shetland pony wired through a 22 hour dungeon raid.
just found The Worst youtube drummer. has a ninja turtles drum kit and rolls around in suits trying desperately to look like johnny depp when he doesnt, and does covers of shit like gangnam style (where half the video is just him prancing around looking like an idiot and not playing drums), and quite openly speeds up parts of it (so it can look like hes doing shit that he cant) and slows down others just to make it look like hes playing in "slow motion"
dude no please stop doing these things
youtube drum covers were meant to be "heres how to play this song" not "if i play along to a load of really popular songs and do 'wacky' things in them i can get youtube sponsored and make money from idiots instead of being an actual musician"
fuck everything
not even linking
dont watch his videos
do not
no, Youtube drum covers are meant to be a good, royalty free source of samples :D
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
On the oldnewheap I still cared when people referred to me as he and whatnot.
I don't care very much anymore and have by and large stopped talking about the small part of my mind that considers itself a woman, because I don't want to be insensitive to Central Avenue by looking like a bandwagoner.
then again im not sure if i was ever around on the oldheap very much (at all??)
oh i have 12 posts there. apparently
only one of them is a classic formatting freakout
my avatar was still that magic card thing (confusingly i have started playing magic since. well, not started, i had about a week of playing against my boyfriend over and over and winning, mostly)
12 years after it was first aired, the producers of Max & Ruby have finally announced the physiological aspect behind it. The reason why there are no parents is because they died in a car accident on there way to picking Ruby up from Bunny Scouts. Max was in the car at the time and survived, but suffers from serious brain injuries, hence the reason why he always messes up in the show and Ruby is the mother figure and has to look after him and fix the problems. Max is mute because their grandmother molested him at a young age and he is so traumatized that he created Super Bunny as an imaginary hero to somehow save him from his life. He plays with ambulance and police cars because he remembers those vehicles were there during the accident
Clearly, we should use this .11 correlation as the basis for musical matrimony
Yarrun, you can't marry people musically. You don't have a license and you're sleep-deprived. Also, I don't think that's even possible.
Hey now, are you giving me advice about marriage? Because I think I know a little bit more about marriage than you do, seeing that I invented it! And perfected it so no one could defeat me on the field of matrimony.
So for Christmas my mother got me the first two Homestuck books, because she didn't know I already had them. After returning them, she had like fifty bucks in credit for Topatoco which I asked her to spend on the SBaHJ collection. While I thought that it hadn't come in the mail yet, turns out she's withholding it until my birthday.
I know I shouldn't look a gift horse in the mouth but it kind of irks me that I have to wait another month until I get what is essentially a Christmas present.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Heapers! I require shipping advice for video games.
Given the choice between three people, which do you think is the best match for my player avatar: a knowledgeable pegasus-riding knight, a dragon rider who likes monsters, or a shapeshifting dragon priestess from a distant land?
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how do i tag people in posts
is it like @Naney (edit: ... evidently you just have to speak of the devil.)
because i have found an electronic album from 1958
lmao why is 'Naney changed his profile picture' in there
naney you are a spambot
repost for great justice
On the oldnewheap I still cared when people referred to me as he and whatnot.
I don't care very much anymore and have by and large stopped talking about the small part of my mind that considers itself a woman, because I don't want to be insensitive to Central Avenue by looking like a bandwagoner.
i feel nothing in particular
then again im not sure if i was ever around on the oldheap very much (at all??)
oh i have 12 posts there. apparently
only one of them is a classic formatting freakout
my avatar was still that magic card thing (confusingly i have started playing magic since. well, not started, i had about a week of playing against my boyfriend over and over and winning, mostly)
I don't know who Kyoka is, but I want to meet her some day.
Also I just made a great post on tumblr.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
It's Gonna RainIt's Gonna RainIt's Gonna RainIt's Gonna RainIt's Gonna RainIt's Gonna Rain