The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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  • So for some reason Opera has decided to stop working. So I'm typing this on my shaky installation of firefox.
  • best sign toss up: SUP LOWTAX vs. NO SALT ON DA FREEDOM FRIES

  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    the latter wins

    that cracked me up so much that I had to put it in the comic somehow
  • edited 2013-02-16 21:01:01

    Skarmory, Eelektross, Sigilyph and a Crustle that i'm planing to switch out for a Meinfoo when i can get one unless something else good presents itself


    I have a Ferroseed who is ok, but he's not evolved and i haven't taught him Stealth Rock yet, so he's just hanging about with an EXP share and unleashing the occasional Curse-boosed Gyro Ball on unsuspecting trainers
  • oh look it's a forsythe
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Hello Naney
  • you know what


    i definitely didn't like shrek
  • i mean, Mike Myers & Eddie Murphy were both involved



    so how could it have been good
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I liked the first two, slept through the third, didn't think the fourth was great

    But I haven't seen the first two in ages
  • the latter wins


    that cracked me up so much that I had to put it in the comic somehow
    i think i agree with you
  • fun fact: it was originally going to have Bill Murray


    this did not happen because if it had the concentration of utter badness would have triggered the shitty acting apocalypse and Ed Wood would have risen from the grave and claimed dominion over the earth
  • shrek:

    i liked the first

    i remember nothing about the second

    i knew there was a third

    i wasnt even aware a fourth existed

  • actually thinking it over Ed Wood rising from the grave and claiming dominion over the earth would be pretty rad
  • sunn wolf said:

    i wasnt even aware a fourth existed

    me neither until just now when you said it did
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Bill Murray

    Shitty

    oh u
  • edited 2013-02-16 21:12:48

    my university WeedFriend™ is having a serious drunken facebook session at the moment

    like "post a video of the japanese hide penis dance with several comments discussing how you can 'see some ball' and then make a 'GoBarbra' version of 'Barbra Streisand' with your own name in it and like your own post about your own GoBarbra song with your own name in it' level of serious

  • edited 2013-02-16 21:11:59

    Bill Murray makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a pipe cleaner and vomit into my empty eye sockets
  • he's kinda like Handel in that respect, only not as bad
  • 1 and 2 are good, I hate 3, don't really wish to see 4 but I've heard good things about Puss in Boots.
  • edited 2013-02-16 21:13:26
    naney

    stop

    stop

    STOP
  • bill murray owns

    handel is boring

  • Naney said:

    sunn wolf said:

    i wasnt even aware a fourth existed

    me neither until just now when you said it did
    me neither until anonus said it did
  • Naney said:

    Bill Murray makes me want to gouge my eyes out with a pipe cleaner and vomit into my empty eye sockets

    He's only made me want to do that once, and it was on a rewatch of Garfield, so in a way it doesn't count.

    But still, I like him.

  • anonus why have you burdened us with your disturbing eldritch knowledge
  • Tre said:

    a rewatch of Garfield

    you watched that twice holy fuck dude how are you alive
  • I just posted all of my work so far onto Heapbooru. If anyone's interested in seeing it, just search for the Kexruct tag.
  • i barely survived seeing the trailers, and that was only due to emergency medical intervention
  • The first one was my favorite movie back in 7th or 8th grade. We had a minivan with a DVD Player, Shrek was one of the few DVDs that I had and actually liked. It came naturally. I could probably quote the commentary by heart. Did you know that the fire in that movie was pretty difficult to animate? Because it freaking was.

    Everything after that was increasingly terrible (though I haven't actually seen the fourth one yet)
  • First time, I was a kid who didn't know any better and thought "LOL FUNNEY FTA CAT" so I actually enjoyed it.

    The second time... well, it was proof that the nostalgia filter can often fail you.
  • i watched the first and there was a scene which involved garfield dancing to the Black eyed Peas song "Hey Mama" and i vomited up my own gall bladder

    it was a long and slow road to recovery

  • the sad part is that I kind of like that group

    BEP, that is
  • edited 2013-02-16 21:20:16

    i have knowledge that could cause any sane man to remove his own ears with a grapefruit spoon


    Oceano did a cover of Jimi Hendrix's Machine Gun
  • I really hate the Denny's ads on TGWTTG.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    With no thought for my own safety, I went and looked up "Pikachu's Goodbye." My reaction: 

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  • They were also originally going to use "Puppy Love" in one scene, but they scratched that idea.

    And the commentary would spoil the big twist in the middle of the movie, and it would scold you if you were watching the movie with the commentary the first time.

    That commentary was the best, you don't even realize.

    I wonder if Shrek still holds up now? I mean, half the songs are dated, but that doesn't mean that the story still sucks. Right?
  • isn't Denny's the inbred version of Perkins
  • to be fair to bep if they hadnt existed then we would never have had this work of genius

    and when i was 11 i thought 'where is the love' was okay

  • TreTre
    edited 2013-02-16 21:28:05
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    Three of their 4 albums with Fergie are good in the guilty pleasure sense but the last one they released had very little redeeming qualities. It mostly just seemed like a lifeless rehash of their previous styles.

    It's a bit ironic that an album named "The Beginning" seems like a sign of the end of their career as a group. Let's hope whatever they do this year isn't terrible.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Naney said:

    anonus why have you burdened us with your disturbing eldritch knowledge

    Mother dragged me to the fourth one to get me out of the house
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Now I'm here
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Ugh real life is so boring right now...

    Who's up for an adventure with a dragon or two?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hi Imi. Is real life boring you, too?
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Congratulations CA, you got the 120,000th post!
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    And no, real life is not boring. Not when you spend five hours at work struggling to change the rolls on a laminator.
  • edited 2013-02-16 21:41:07

    just found The Worst youtube drummer. has a ninja turtles drum kit and rolls around in suits trying desperately to look like johnny depp when he doesnt, and does covers of shit like gangnam style (where half the video is just him prancing around looking like an idiot and not playing drums), and quite openly speeds up parts of it (so it can look like hes doing shit that he cant) and slows down others just to make it look like hes playing in "slow motion"

    dude no please stop doing these things

    youtube drum covers were meant to be "heres how to play this song" not "if i play along to a load of really popular songs and do 'wacky' things in them i can get youtube sponsored and make money from idiots instead of being an actual musician"

    fuck everything

    not even linking

    dont watch his videos

    do not

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    What if there was a princess who was also a flagger

    And she controlled traffic with the royal stop/slow paddle
  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    lee4hmz said:

    With no thought for my own safety, I went and looked up "Pikachu's Goodbye." My reaction: 


    image
    Aww, no, not you too! :(

    Ugh real life is so boring right now...

    Who's up for an adventure with a dragon or two?

    Provided at least one is on the side of good, sure.
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