The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
    Omg

    I was just about to say that Scousepool wont score and they went and did it.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    I'll be honest, I have this thought--and I'm kind of ashamed of it--to the effect of "after I start transitioning, it won't be safe for me to go out alone after dark, so I might as well do as much of it as I can now!"


    >_>
    ...that's not weird.

    I really hope it's not that bad, though.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This is a fairly liberal city and apparently one of the most LGBT-friendly cities in the midwest, so it's probably not as bad as I think.

    Or, at the very least, it could be worse.
  • I actually went to London once btw.

    whoa

    GEE IT SURE IS BRITISH AROUND HERE

    hi
  • edited 2012-12-09 12:57:27
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    I found London a bit overwhelming.

    I mean, I liked it, but it was huge, and it felt strange having buildings on all sides with no horizon in sight, at almost all times.


  • still the best thing
  • I like big cities.
  • I don't particularly hate CAD, mainly because there are other webcomics that are so much worse.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    Big cities are fun to visit but I don't know if I'd want to live in one.
    Kexruct said:

    I don't particularly hate CAD, mainly because there are other webcomics that are so much worse.

    Few that are as famous as CAD, though.
  • SAINT PAUL HAS DECLARED A SNOW EMERGENCY.

    Call 651-266-PLOW (7569) for complete information.

    On Sunday, December 9, 2012, beginning at 9:00 P.M., all NIGHT PLOW ROUTES will be plowed. Included are all arterial or main streets posted with signs that say "NIGHT PLOW ROUTE" and one side of all north-south residential streets posted with signs that say "NIGHT PLOW ROUTE-THIS SIDE OF STREET".

    On Monday, December 10, 2012, beginning at 8:00 A.M. all DAY PLOW ROUTES will be plowed. Included are all non-posted east-west residential streets and the non-posted side of north-south residential streets.

    Parking is banned until streets are plowed full width to the curb. There will be tagging and towing ahead of the plows starting immediately at 9:00 P.M. and continuing throughout the Snow Emergency.  For more information visit our website at http://www.stpaul.gov/snow

    Si aad u heshid macluumaad, fadlan booqo bogagga luqadaha badan ee laga helo bogga internetka degdegga barafkawww.stpaul.gov/snow .

    Xav paub ntxiv ua Lus Hmoob, thov mus xyuas cov vas sab ua ntau hom lus sau txog kev kaus te kub ceev www.stpaul.gov/snow.

    Para obtener información en español, visite las páginas web multilingües en el sitio web de emergencias causadas por la nieve enwww.stpaul.gov/snow.

    Please pass the word on to family, friends, neighbors, or co-workers! Thanks.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm not sure whether to be jealous that you got snow and I didn't, or thankful that I don't have snow because I have to drive tomorrow.
  • let me put it this way


    i have no boots
  • just found out MERZDUB is a thing that exists and im currently downloading this at the speed of light
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    wow 450 dollars for a burned CD and a cheaply printed 24-page b+w book

    what a bargain
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • i mean

    Two hours of music that never really needed to be heard.

    you gotta love honesty
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    SCOTTSDALE, AZ - A Marine reservist is in critical condition after grappling with a fully grown grizzly bear yesterday in his suburban home.

    Similar in vein to several recent incidents, the bear broke into the home of Sergeant Sean Bush, who promptly engaged the gargantuan grizzly in hand-to-hand combat.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Again, I'd like to point out how fucking spectacular Blue Lady tea is
  • edited 2012-12-09 14:06:07
    That is amazing. I love the matter-of-factly way the newspaper handles the issue. " Just a marine engaging a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat nothing to see here folks."
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:

    That is amazing. I love the matter-of-factly way the newspaper handles the issue. " Just a marine engaging a grizzly bear in hand to hand combat nothing to see here folks."

    it's a satire news story from The Duffel Blog, which is basically The Onion for fake military news
  • ...

    I promise I'm usually better at detecting satire.
  • edited 2012-12-09 14:11:07
    i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Similar in vein to several recent incidents, 

    best part
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    Kexruct said:

    ...

    I promise I'm usually better at detecting satire.

    Don't feel bad, some of them have actually been taken as real news

  • But you devil dogs wanna keep crashing your brand-new crotch rocket
    motorcycles that you just bought with 18% APR and then killing
    yourselves after your wife leaves you cause you’re 20 grand in the hole
    and eating dog food every night.  So bottom line is we needed a new way
    to reach out

    Do Marines actually talk like this?
  • In other news, I don't understand why people think the protagonist of Slender is a female. I don't think there's anything to indicate the protagonist's gender in the game.
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
    But you devil dogs wanna keep crashing your brand-new crotch rocket
    motorcycles that you just bought with 18% APR and then killing
    yourselves after your wife leaves you cause you’re 20 grand in the hole
    and eating dog food every night.  So bottom line is we needed a new way
    to reach out

    Do Marines actually talk like this?
    One day I was at the general's building on base and was going to smoke a cigarette (I don't smoke anymore, btw.) I walk up and see Sgt. Maj. Kent here (same guy as in the article, before he was appointed as SgtMaj of the Marine Corps) and see he's about to smoke a cig too. I ask him if I can join him, and he was all 

    NAH DEVIL DOG, THE QUESTION IS, CAN I JOIN YOU FOR A SMOKE?

    so yes, they do 
  • Kexruct said:

    In other news, I don't understand why people think the protagonist of Slender is a female. I don't think there's anything to indicate the protagonist's gender in the game.

    Because femininity implies weakness, and females always get chased by monsters to elicit sympathy from the male audience and yap yap blah blah sexism.
  • On the TvT page they said it was because the protagonist pants after sprinting for too long.

    ...wut
  • the TvT page 

    of course
  • TvT isn't usually sexist, though. They have problems, yeah, but sexism is rarely on of them.
  • READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!

    i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis



    still the best thing

  • The sadness will last forever.
    I thought Hawkeye was more handsome in the comics than in the movie
  • Justice42 said:



    still the best thing

    /still entertaining to me.

    though, CAD getting a super cereal plot and all that weirds me out; tis the death of many comics (even ones of dubious quality)
  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.
  • edited 2012-12-09 15:30:27
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Kexruct said:

    TvT isn't usually sexist, though. They have problems, yeah, but sexism is rarely on of them.

    *chokes on laughter*

    @CAD video: Tom Preston watching Tom Preston be strangled made me laugh
  • Cream said:

    this perfectly describes like every goon i've ever enocuntered

    Likewise with the exception of Fawriel, who I think is/was a goon.

    Also I have had a crappy day and am considering giving reddit another chance. The two things are unrelated.

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    gais wat's going on

    halp

  • Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

    Kexruct said:

    TvT isn't usually sexist, though. They have problems, yeah, but sexism is rarely on of them.

    *chokes on laughter*

    @CAD video: Tom Preston watching Tom Preston be strangled made me laugh
    Tbh, I never saw sexism on TvT outside the OTC

    But the OTC was full of racist homophobic transophobic people so sexism was just completing the set.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That's what happens when you tag a post with something that people like
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  • Doctor Who reference in Pokemon B2W2? Headcanon accepted.

    Likewise with the exception of Fawriel, who I think is/was a goon.

    Also I have had a crappy day and am considering giving reddit another chance. The two things are unrelated.

    No, actually, they're pretty much the same type of people, right down to the threads they have about each other and congratulate themselves on not being goons or redditors. 
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