The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    The Albertson's has been gone since 2006, and the building has had no occupant since.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Now my mind has leaped to buildings that are only partly re-used.

    Like this place. The odds of anything moving into the not-Valu King side anytime in the forseeable future is pretty much none.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    BUENA VISTA TELEVISION IS COMING TO GET YOU.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i can take 'em.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    BUT THEY'VE GOT COMETS

    AND YOU NEED A SHIELD.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    i'll just jump out of the way of the comets.
  • I just remembered that this exists.

    And this, but I probably showed it to y'all already.
  • edited 2011-12-11 19:44:45
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    In the second one, I've always loved how he talks about the "double-f ligature" when the only thing printed on the card is "mike peterson".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So, I just noticed something.

    This thing...it has the little chevrons on both sides.

    Where would that have been installed that you could exit to the right or the left but not straight ahead?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Where did you get that?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Habitat for Humanity store, back in the spring. I keep it hanging above the basement stairs because I always wanted an EXIT sign when I was a little kid and now I can actually have one!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I always thought it was interesting that EXIT signs looked identical to each other.
  • edited 2011-12-11 21:56:07
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    They're very standardized.

    The only big variation seems to be the color of the lettering; red and green EXIT signs both exist, though where I live red is much more common.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I set your pony on fire
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    OH NO!
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Well hello there.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Can't you read the signs?

    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You'll notice the sign doesn't specify a time zone.
  • Ah, but signs are always to be read in local time.

    Global law.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    VESTRON PICTURES
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    BUT THAT HAS NOT BEEN ABSORBED INTO LIONSGATE
  • There is no Lionsgate.


    There is only Zuul

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    SO BORED

    MUST EAT PAPER
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    What is so appealing about eating paper? Does it taste good? (Never tried it, to my memory)
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I used to eat Kleenex a lot.

    Go try some, Imi. Might find it bland, but still.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I have better uses for Kleenex.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Yes. Yes you do.

    TAKE IT TO FETISHES
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    LOL
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I don't feel interested in anything
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm obsessed with LIONSGATE and their home video library again.

    It's huge. Stop being so attractive to me, Sturgeon Films! :P
  • Write a book about your ennui. Become a best selling author.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I feel interested in going to bed.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So now I'm wondering if pony-self's restriction from flying without glasses is something that would be common in Equestria, just like the driver's license restrictions in real life, or whether this rule was made specifically for her after she caused some huge Noodle Incident-like accident in the past.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ANONUS ISN'T SHAKESPEARE

    DETAILS AT ELEVEN
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I immediately thought of the original version of CBS Enforcer.
  • edited 2011-12-12 01:46:02
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I giggled at that for some reason.

    Also it feels much later than it is. And I slept till 2:30 in the afternoon, which means I'm nowhere near tired.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Let's buy CKE Restaurants and file it under Capital Cities Dining.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sounds like a plan!

    ...Do I get a stake in this
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I don't know.

    I figure we could have Capital Cities Incorporated: Media&RetailUnderOneRoof, or something.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *marries AU and claims half his assets as mine*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    My wife! :D
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    and also
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    AS WELL AS
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    IN ADDITION TO
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