The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WHY IS THERE DISNEY IN OHIO
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's at Walt Disney World in Florida, actually.

    That site started with Ohio, but he regularly posts stuff from other states now.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ugh. Lionsgate confirmed for Corporate Kismesis.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I love that we can say things like "Corporate Kismesis" with a straight face.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Also this piece's wording pisses me off. There they go using "Hollywood" as a homogeneous metonym again!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    For some reason the only other name I can think of that gets used like that (in the US, at least) is "Washington".
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Of course, they are very much a Follow The Leader industry anyway. If Lionsgate were to be successful in remaking American Psycho (which is only 11 years old), perhaps people fear the other studios will start remaking their more recent films?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's weird. American Psycho feels older than 11 years, but when I think about the year 2000 it feels more recent than that.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Maybe because at the time, Lions Gate wasn't anywhere near as prominent as it is now?

    You know, an ABC merger would be tough. The only real valuable assets the company has are its television divisions Lionsgate Television and Debmar-Mercury (which produce several successful cable TV shows), and maybe its film library, most of which was inherited from companies Lionsgate bought out.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So you know how when you rip a sheet of paper out of a spiral notebook there's that little perforated thing up the side that you tear off so your paper doesn't have that annoying fringe?

    Yeah, even at 21, I still can't resist the urge to eat that little bit of paper once I pull it off. It's like I'm still 12.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I eat it sometimes.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    They didn't have that when I was a kid.

    /grumpy old man
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    What did they have, then, assuming you're serious?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Presumably they had the old-fashioned kind, without the perforation.

    We used to get yelled at in elementary school for having those, because apparently having a bit of fringe on the left side of your paper is a horrible thing and teachers just can't handle it.
  • They're just worried it could spiral out of control.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Renaissance Pictures.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    No perforation. Really messy-looking. Try eating THAT.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    *makes out with NBC*
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But what about Universal, huh?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Universal is in a relationship with NBC, and unlike NBC, Universal is not polyamorous
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I always thought of Universal as the more reserved of the two, somehow.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wonder what Helvetica would taste like.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Paper.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Funny, I was thinking it would taste like plastic, because I associate it with signage like the kind you find all over the Main Library.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    -gropes NBC-
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I have been thinking about ABC Inc's corporate structure a bit more.

    Making them a website by way of Tumblr is satisfying to me, somehow.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    WINDOWS MOVIE MAKER
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    was behind on his rent
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Windows Movie Maker never worked as well as I wanted.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    You should have hired Sony Vegas instead.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Windows Movie Maker was eaten by Mr. Postal Worker in 1892.
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    Mr. Postal Worker had to be put down by the fire department of downtown milwaukee 
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    tired
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
    image
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Should I do another Google Street View roadtrip?
  • i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind

    Do it from the halls of Montezuma to the shores of Tripoli.

    Yes, I know you would have to go across the Atlantic Ocean.

  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    AU: Yeah, we made special trips just to go to Walmart, since they were so much cheaper than anything in Charlottesville at the time that it was worth the trip. That and it gave me and my brothers something to do.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And now I'm back in "I think I may be unnecessarily kissing her ass" mode again. :P Part of it is just that she's been scarce the couple of days because she's out shopping, part of it is, well, she's the only good friend I have right now and I feel like I might be imposing on her. :P

    This is incredibly frustrating. If we could actually see each other or talk on the phone/Skype or do anything other than be penpals, it would reduce my anxiety level greatly. :(
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So on #yackfest IllFlower wrote me a script that shows what a future design of the TVTropes forum might look like. :P
  • Living tissue over endoskeleton.
    ...

    i can fit my HAND, UNDER it
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Try not to mess with it too much, you'll knock everything down and Eddie will have to Google ban you and put everything back up. :P

    Also, lee, I think sloppy makeouts are hot. :P
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Before we know it, it will be Christmas Eve.

    Time is strange.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    MGM BLAST
    IT'S A BLAST
  • edited 2011-12-10 03:20:05
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The 1st Annual Heapersburg Christmas Light Competition!

    Put on the best Christmas light display in your neighborhood and win $500!

    Sponsored by the Electric Company
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm turning into you. I want to tinker with fifty million web applications (e.g. Vanilla, Tumblr, and I got pangs to play with Disqus too.).
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Heh.

    I'm going through now changing my name on all my web stuff to "Alice"...I'm a bit obsessed with that topic at the moment, it seems.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Is it wrong that I'm still a bit bitter that the Ohio Penitentiary was demolished to build Nationwide Arena?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've always wondered what a prison was doing in such a conspicuous area in the first place.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It opened in 1834; at the time Columbus was still very small and its placement likely didn't seem as "prominent" in relation to the city as it was then as it did to the modern city.
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