The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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  • The sadness will last forever.
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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    speed limit Apple Jacks
  • that sounds like something Beck would say.
  • The sadness will last forever.
    overdrive
  • that sounds like something IOSYS would say.

    repeatedly.

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Moltar, release the taco!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    left lane depressed ahead
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Are you alright?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Yes. Why do you ask?
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You know what's always amusing? People on eBay who have no idea what their items are worth.

    That's a regular used traffic light. It doesn't even have a sequencer. By itself, it's worth about $100. With the stand, it might be worth $200. But no way is it worth over a grand.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Hell, even rare old signals like the Crouse-Hinds fixed four-way models from the 1940s and 1950s tend to stay in the $500-700 range.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Yes. Why do you ask?


    Because you said "left lane depressed ahead".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Oh.

    I've just reached the point in the night where I think substituting random words in road signs is funny.
  • Exit stage left to merge into highway state route 303 southbound off Route 22 to Allentown, Pennsylvania. No turn on red. No turn on green. No left turn on Yellow. Speed Limit: 486 in/hr. Sop. Yeld. One Vay. No outlet (seriously, why would there be an outlet outside?). Slow Dip Ahead.

    am i doin it rite

  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    Oh.


    I've just reached the point in the night where I think substituting random words in road signs is funny.

    OK then.
  • I have never heard of Sucker Punch before today, but I don't think I ever want to hear about it again after I just did.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I always thought its logo was kinda appealing...too bad it's apparently a shitty movie, though.
  • I don't even know what it's about.

    I can tell you it's either A) the most important feminist work since forever or B) the perverted ramblings of a chauvinist pig. I don't know which of those it is, I don't really care, I kind of wanted to know what the movie was, you know, about.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Why did I make this?

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  • I am watching Carl Sagan's Cosmos.

    Ho-ly fuck did this guy know how to write engaging narration.

    The faded quality of the video and audio adds to it, too.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I wish I was important
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

    I wish I was important


    You're important to me!
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I wish I was important

    You're important to me!
    I know.

    I'm not sure why I said that...
  • I think if there is ever a city on Mars, it should be called Sagan.
  • edited 2012-10-14 08:21:04
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So I had the idea of adding a little copyright notice to the bottom of my Tumblr. Something simple, like
    © 2011–2012 Central Avenue
    But then I realized that a significant portion of my Tumblr is stuff I've reblogged from other sources. No big problem, I'll just change the wording!
    Original content © 2011–2012 Central Avenue
    Reblogged or reposted content is the property of its respective owners
    Except...that second sentence is stupid. Obviously it's the property of its owners, that's what those words mean.

    Someone help me think of a way to phrase that that's at least 15% less "No Shit Sherlock".
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Pfft hahaha, I just realized that the theme I used already has a copyright notice built-in. So much for my famous attention to detail.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    It's not like I actually care if people use my stuff anyway, as long as they don't, like, make money off it or try to take credit for it.

    But I thought it would be cool to have ©2011–[current year] at the bottom because it's cool to acknowledge the years something has existed. Or something, just let me have this autistic moment, 'kay?
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I'm reblogging up a storm right now.
  • I hate having my lights on when it's bright outside but am too lazy to get up to turn them off.

    I am a horrible human being.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I keep my lights on anyway because I live in a basement...

    Granted, my preferred lighting arrangement for this room consists of a single lamp, a strand of Christmas lights, and a traffic light.

    Also I'm going to try to edit my Tumblr theme to use actual timestamps, instead of that "2 hours ago / 3 months ago / 1 year ago" shit.
  • "The electromagnetic waves emitted by units on the side of its head expel antigravity which allows it to float"

    Pokemon science, everybody.

  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I've been staring at this Tumblr code for like half an hour now trying to figure out what the lang: tags do.

    Apparently they're for localization. If I was making a theme to distribute, I'd make use of them, but seeing as how I'm just tweaking an existing theme for my personal blog, I'll just hard-code some US English. I don't plan to change my primary language any time soon...
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
  • Holy fuck I am really tired.

    I just read a line of dialog in Pokemon Black 2 from this girl who says she's had her Watchog since she was little and for some reason I just flat-out broke down crying. I'm not even sad, I wasn't sad. I just started bawling because I guess it was cute or something.

  • edited 2012-10-14 09:00:13
    Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    ^^^^fuckin magnemites how do they work
  • The sadness will last forever.
    I should be sleeping but for some unknown reason, I can't.
  • This game is officially fucking with me.

    I had to go into some plant to cheer up a bunch of workers by having battles with them (sure whatever). One of them complains that every day is the same to him and he's bored.

    His name is Nathan.

    Now gee, where have we heard that before.

  • Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
    Night, Lazuli.

    Cinnamon rolls with orange icing taste a little weird. YNTKT
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Night Lazuli.

    Morning Gator.

    I'm still up...gonna go out with my family in a little bit, here...
  • edited 2012-10-14 12:33:58


    Unload a gun the sun 
    Into the breach from which it came
  • Market shined 
    As he speaks 
    Usury shift 
    Adjusted from the rape of man
  • This game is officially fucking with me.

    I had to go into some plant to cheer up a bunch of workers by having battles with them (sure whatever). One of them complains that every day is the same to him and he's bored.

    His name is Nathan.

    Now gee, where have we heard that before.

    Now that is cruel.


  • in the middle of the night, cry yourself to sleep
  • edited 2012-10-14 13:55:57

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