So I wake up, on what is supposed to be my first day of work, to find the house completely fucking empty, and neither of my parents picking up their cellphones.
I am going to miss my first day of work because my parents decided to fucking go on some fucking dumbfuck little adventure and didn't come back in time. My orientation starts at 2:30, but it takes a good hour to get down there on the best of days, it is currently 11:00.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Lazuli: Wow. I'm not quite sure what to say. That really sucks. I'm sorry.
You'd think there would at least be some indication ahead of time that they wanted to go out.
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."
But little do you realize that there is a plot. A plot to make most terrible things happen.
In order to prevent it, you must not return to Hogwarts this year.
Morning. My eyes are still bloodshot. I'm blaming dry air. This might be remedied with eye drops but I do not have any nor am I fond of putting things in or on my eyeballs. That is the reason why I don't wear contacts despite my crappy eyesight.
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And now that song is playing in my head. Thanks for that.
So I wake up, on what is supposed to be my first day of work, to find the house completely fucking empty, and neither of my parents picking up their cellphones.
I am going to miss my first day of work because my parents decided to fucking go on some fucking dumbfuck little adventure and didn't come back in time. My orientation starts at 2:30, but it takes a good hour to get down there on the best of days, it is currently 11:00.
God-fucking-damn it.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
He's not doing himself any favours with the internet dwellers, is he?
Trying to be optimistic here
Oh they're back, good.
Apparently they went shopping for the trip my younger brothers and stepdad are going on.
Well I don't think I've mentioned the trip so why would you think of it? :p
Still would've been nice to be told where they were going, though.
And I still do not drink coffee or tea.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Hey, FM. Your thing was pretty interesting.
Also, I actually got to sleep after about an hour of wriggling and tripping on that tea. So yeah.
I want to see this.