No one approaches me unless they're asking for directions, and that's only because I'm a young person with a backpack 90% of the time if I'm on the street
this is the nightmare scenario because I will always, always find a way to fuck the directions up
you might not think that's possible, but that's because you haven't passed me the hookah
i was invited to a hookah place like five times by different groups of people and not until the last time did i realize you're not supposed to just immediately blow it out.
anyway drugs are bad and also i'm probably the worst ever when it comes to directions. i can't even navigate maps in video games
No one approaches me unless they're asking for directions, and that's only because I'm a young person with a backpack 90% of the time if I'm on the street
this is the nightmare scenario because I will always, always find a way to fuck the directions up
I am good at directions as long as it's within walking distance, which, in most cases, it is.
The "being a huge asshole" thing reminded me of the scene in American Psycho where Patrick Bateman takes some time off to be a douche to a homeless guy for no apparent reason
being a dissatisfied young white male who deals with violent intrusive thoughts and an obsession with bland useless details gotta say Patrick Bateman is very #relatable content
you might not think that's possible, but that's because you haven't passed me the hookah
i was invited to a hookah place like five times by different groups of people and not until the last time did i realize you're not supposed to just immediately blow it out.
anyway drugs are bad and also i'm probably the worst ever when it comes to directions. i can't even navigate maps in video games
dude I know named Kevin (@antiquation on twitter) goes to hookah bars all the time and from his description they are literally the least interesting places on earth
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Twilight Sparkle
Sunset Shimmer
Starlight Glimmer
Starbeam Twinkle
I wanna see how many more variations of this they manage to come up with
I like the idea of a hookah bar since it's the exact same way people hung out in, like, medieval Turkey, but practically speaking i'd probably prefer the apartment.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Starlight Glimmer is a character from season 5 who I stumbled across because I no longer care about spoilers for this show, and Starbeam Twinkle is a toy who hasn't appeared in the show.
The manga follows Machi, a middle school student who serves as a shrine maiden at a Shinto shrine and takes care of a bear, who lives on mountain in Japan's northern Tohoku region. The bear, Natsu, has the ability to talk and is Machi's guardian. When Machi explains to Natsu that she will attend a school in the city, he gives Machi a set of trials that she must pass in order to be able to survive city life.
This looks like a cute show.
Also, the credits list for half of the key production and writing staff is weirdly short.
Honestly Manos: The Hands of Fate kind of works for me in a weird way.
Part of it is that the dialogue is so bad it becomes unmoored from time and space and becomes suggestive rather than confusing, and also every frame of the movie looks like someone's last known-photo.
When I was a young teen, I watched the MST episode covering Manos. I found the movie itself genuinely creepy, and the riffing not enough to neutralize that creepiness. Couldn't finish the episode. Come to think of it, I think that's the only MST episode I've started and not finished.
Maybe I'd like it more if I rewatched it now. It's been over a decade.
Could we not fold this into (justifiable) unhappiness over the election, combined with doom-saying, please.
Like, damn it, I don't like any of the Republicans out there. The last thing I want to hear is "When [Republican President] comes in and [bad stuff]," no less looping back to something like this.
Could we not fold this into (justifiable) unhappiness over the election, combined with doom-saying, please.
Like, damn it, I don't like any of the Republicans out there. The last thing I want to hear is "When [Republican President] comes in and [bad stuff]," no less looping back to something like this.
i'm watching someone try to convince a pal that not letting someone talk at a technical conference is like lynching, and laughing, because i'm a bad person
i'm watching someone try to convince a pal that not letting someone talk at a technical conference is like lynching, and laughing, because i'm a bad person
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Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead