In about 4 hours, i'll be celebrating a friend's birthday. neither she nor I have any plans on what we'll actually be doing, and I'm near broke and she's probably near broke
suggestions?
Wear short pants and run up and down the stairs yelling "WOOO WOOO WOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO".
Or play a doodle game where you draw a squiggle and then the other player turns that squiggle into a drawing; and then the other player draws a squiggle and you turn that squiggle into a drawing; and it repeats forever.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
✔ Gave group presentation for engineering ethics ✔ Finished last statics homework assignment ✔ Turned in last chemistry lab report
Next, it was explained to him that in strangling a young adult one of two methods was commonly used: the amateurish, none too efficient, frontal attack, and the more professional approach made from behind. In the first method, the eight fingers stiffly encircle the victim's neck while the two thumbs compress his or her throat; one runs, however, the risk of her or his hands seizing one's wrists or otherwise fighting off the assault. The second, much safer way, from behind, consists in pressing both thumbs hard against the back of the boy's or, preferably, girl's neck and working upon the throat with one's fingers. The first hold is dubbed among us "Pouce," the second "Fingerman." We know you attacked from the rear, but the following question arises: when you planned to throttle your wife why did you choose the Fingerman?
the same thing is gonna happen to health care and one of these days a congressman from michigan's gonna go ba-ack home and BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! "we need a rattlesnake fence" YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!
Now I don't know if a rattlesnake can go over a fence or not... "...or if a beleaguered manatee can swim underneath a yacht..."
BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! "The more I drink the more this Congress is making seeense!" "If turtles are becoming doctors we need a defense." "How shall we protect ourselves?" You shall build a turtle fence!
Next, it was explained to him that in strangling a young adult one of two methods was commonly used: the amateurish, none too efficient, frontal attack, and the more professional approach made from behind. In the first method, the eight fingers stiffly encircle the victim's neck while the two thumbs compress his or her throat; one runs, however, the risk of her or his hands seizing one's wrists or otherwise fighting off the assault. The second, much safer way, from behind, consists in pressing both thumbs hard against the back of the boy's or, preferably, girl's neck and working upon the throat with one's fingers. The first hold is dubbed among us "Pouce," the second "Fingerman." We know you attacked from the rear, but the following question arises: when you planned to throttle your wife why did you choose the Fingerman?
I recognize this passage, but I have never read the thing it is from
hmm. okay, the protagonist's wife (which is the person who got strangled). the protagonist sees 'artistically nude' pictures of her from when she was...less than legal. And there was a skiing trip, maybe?
...have i mentioned how much i hate my mind? because I frigging hate my mind.
Know your lines? Of course you know your lines! But I don't want to just hear your lines...I wanna hear what's in YOUR SOULS!!
"to give you an idea of the kind of people who play Dwarf Fortress, mermaid bones used to be really really valuable. the player base reacted by making threads detailing how to capture, imprison, and breed mermaids, “air-drown” their children, butcher them for bones, and sell them to elves to the point where Toady One nerfed the value of the bones out of horror for what he had created"
don't #sit on an object in a pit if you're only on the precipice flyers can get out of pits more easily than non-flyers avoid divide by zero crash if Luck drops below -1 while a prayer is in progress fix grammar when choking on gold restore capability to force locks with wielded statue
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✔ Finished last statics homework assignment
✔ Turned in last chemistry lab report
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
"why?" it was turtle-proof
"how?" it was three feet high
and one of these days a congressman from michigan's gonna go ba-ack home and BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!
"we need a rattlesnake fence" YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!
Now I don't know if a rattlesnake can go over a fence or not...
"...or if a beleaguered manatee can swim underneath a yacht..."
BUILD A TURTLE FENCE! BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!
"The more I drink the more this Congress is making seeense!"
"If turtles are becoming doctors we need a defense."
"How shall we protect ourselves?"
You shall build a turtle fence!
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
"He's a diff'rent kind of Republican."
"Are you trying to say he's a lesbian?"
But I know who I am. I'm Scott Brown, and I drive a truck! *CLAP CLAP*
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
for some reason
though I don't have context
but this is a bad idea at the present time, for reasons
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
now THAT is big news
...where's the changelog? i need to know whether they fixed certain bugs i depended on
> assigning an artifact name is rejected on objects with similar description to corresponding artifact's type rather than just those of the same type
well, there goes the Hhart pf Ahrqman trick. I didn't really expect it to last, to be honest.
> engraving Elbereth is less efficient as protection
awww, crap
> show prices when walking over the shop merchandise
that's nice
> weaken "farming" strategies
what about the "the punishment of pudding farming is pudding farming" jokes?
> burying an Iron Ball no longer removes Punishment :(
i never actually tried this but i still feel disappointed
> Additionally, Elbereth only works if it's the first thing in an engraving. (i.e. xElbereth doesn't, Elbereth does, EloeretnElbereth doesn't)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I wanna see how this works now.
flyers can get out of pits more easily than non-flyers
avoid divide by zero crash if Luck drops below -1 while a prayer is in progress
fix grammar when choking on gold
restore capability to force locks with wielded statue
also I think the acid/lichen thing is probably this
https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Potion_of_acid#UnNetHack
I saw "acid can destroy iron bars" in the changelog, and the site said that they incorporated a bunch of UnNethack ideas.
Reminder that this man is in a critically important governmental position.
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Now my head is spinning
gdi