man the pfhor bureaucracy is so beautifully idiotic
perimeter garrison 7AF
origin: Engineer 1st Class K'all destin: Unit Command ref: Alternate Footpath Resupply Tower 2 stamp: requisition Humbly I request retooling of Engineering Unit cutterays for completion of Alternate Footpath project as outlined in proposal.49AB3 { error: proposal.49AB3 not found }perimeter garrison 7AF origin: Unit Command destin: $c6enginneer 1st Class K'all ref: Illegal Cutteray Requisition stamp: reprimand
{ cmd: append reply }
Request for misdirection of garrison resources for completion of unapproved proposal.49AB3 duly noted by Enforcement Liaison and report will be transmitted to Lh'owon Command with the endcycle packet.
Engineer 1st Class K'all is hereby ordered to cease construction of Alternate Footpath to Resupply Tower 2 until stamp: Approval issued by Lh'owon Command.Engineer 1st Class K'all is hereby ordered to report to Unit Command for restriction until endcycle round of scheduled demotions. { error: proposal.49AB3 not found }Lh'owon command origin: Lh'owon Command destin: Perimeter Garrison 7AF Unit Command ref: Proposal.49AB3 stamp: approval { cmd: ref appended } This is in approval of proposal.49AB3 for Alternate Footpath to Resupply Tower 2, Perimeter Garrison 7AF. { error: proposal.49AB3 not found }perimeter garrison 7AF origin: Engineer 3rd Class K'all destin: personal log .49AF4 ref: Alternate Footpath Project (Approved) stamp: monitored { cmd: personal log file init } Alternate Footpath Project has been completed without use of functional cutterays. Substitution of garrison personnel demoted to Conditioned Rank (ref: psychiatric) into work detail increased efficacy of project. I await formal request for status report from Unit Command prior to opening footpath { cmd: expunge proposal.49AB3 }
Strictly speaking, Jesus was actually part of a tradition of radical mendicant rabbis who were particularly prevalent during that period. John the Baptist was another obvious one, but even at that point travelling holy men preaching to the diaspora from outside the synagogue were their own parallel tradition.
Claimants to being the messiah were so common among the Jews that Romans made jokes about the stereotype.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
This week has been shit and I want it to end already
Listen... There's another national anthem playing, Not the one you cheer At the ball park.
Where's my prize?...
It's the other national anthem, saying, If you want to hear- It says, "Bullshit!"...
It says, "Never!"-
It says, "Sorry!"-
Loud and clear-
It says: Listen To the tune that keeps sounding In the distance, on the outside, Coming through the ground, To the hearts that go on pounding To the sound Getting louder every year-
Listen to the sound... Take a look around...
We're the other national anthem, folks, The ones that can't get in To the ball park.
Spread the word...
There's another national anthem, folks, For those who never win, For the suckers, for the pikers, For the ones who might have been...
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
If stores are private property, do vampires have to be invited in?
Now you've got me thinking about how murky this would get if you took it to its logical conclusion. Where does, say, a state university fall into this?
Nickelodeon's 90's retro thing will have an emoji keyboard.
HELGA EMOJI SPAM IS A GO
>Launching in early-October on iTunes and Android, “The Splat” emoji keyboard will feature more than 30 iconic Nickelodeon emoticons, stickers and GIFs based on Ren & Stimpy, Rugrats, Hey Arnold!, Rocko’s Modern Life and more. The fully integrated keyboard allows fans to paste classic Nick characters into texts, emails and on social media sites.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
I am going to make a vampire movie, and half of it will be a legitimate horror movie, but then there's a chase scene, and the hero accidentally knocks over a big bowl of rice, and the rest of the movie is the vampire methodically counting every grain in real time.
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origin: Tycho Machinated Mercenary
perimeter garrison 7AF
origin: Engineer 1st Class K'all
destin: Unit Command
ref: Alternate Footpath Resupply Tower 2
stamp: requisition
Humbly I request retooling of Engineering Unit cutterays for completion of Alternate Footpath project as outlined in proposal.49AB3
{ error: proposal.49AB3 not found }
perimeter garrison 7AF
origin: Unit Command
destin: $c6enginneer 1st Class K'all
ref: Illegal Cutteray Requisition
stamp: reprimand
{ cmd: append reply }
Request for misdirection of garrison resources for completion of unapproved proposal.49AB3 duly noted by Enforcement Liaison and report will be transmitted to Lh'owon Command with the endcycle packet.
Engineer 1st Class K'all is hereby ordered to cease construction of Alternate
Footpath to Resupply Tower 2 until stamp: Approval issued by Lh'owon Command.Engineer 1st Class K'all is hereby ordered to report to Unit Command for restriction
until endcycle round of scheduled demotions.
{ error: proposal.49AB3 not found }
Lh'owon command
origin: Lh'owon Command
destin: Perimeter Garrison 7AF Unit Command
ref: Proposal.49AB3
stamp: approval
{ cmd: ref appended }
This is in approval of proposal.49AB3 for Alternate Footpath to Resupply Tower 2, Perimeter
Garrison 7AF.
{ error: proposal.49AB3 not found }
perimeter garrison 7AF
origin: Engineer 3rd Class K'all
destin: personal log .49AF4
ref: Alternate Footpath Project (Approved)
stamp: monitored
{ cmd: personal log file init }
Alternate Footpath Project has been completed without use of functional cutterays.
Substitution of garrison personnel demoted to Conditioned Rank (ref: psychiatric) into work detail increased efficacy of project. I await formal request for status report from Unit Command prior to opening footpath
{ cmd: expunge proposal.49AB3 }
I only count a little over a dozen...
What was it an interview for, if you don't mind my asking?
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
I feel like "the monster is a metaphor for STDs" is really dumb
Listen...
There's another national anthem playing,
Not the one you cheer
At the ball park.
Where's my prize?...
It's the other national anthem, saying,
If you want to hear-
It says, "Bullshit!"...
It says, "Never!"-
It says, "Sorry!"-
Loud and clear-
It says: Listen
To the tune that keeps sounding
In the distance, on the outside,
Coming through the ground,
To the hearts that go on pounding
To the sound
Getting louder every year-
Listen to the sound...
Take a look around...
We're the other national anthem, folks,
The ones that can't get in
To the ball park.
Spread the word...
There's another national anthem, folks,
For those who never win,
For the suckers, for the pikers,
For the ones who might have been...
That is cute and I wish she'd keep doing it even after she's done healing and her stitches and Cone of Shame are gone.
Because CUTE.