The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2015-05-27 00:14:17

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  Yeah! I secretly undid the archiving (though there are a bunch of ancient threads that were manually locked and will remain that way)

  
  

  Now don't go mass-necroing shit
• Buttwangs

  2015-05-27 00:18:32

  BE ATTITUDE FOR GAINS

  

  
  
• Princess Alice

  2015-05-27 00:20:18

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  He has a replica of the OUTATIME "Golden State" plate from Back to the Future
• Odradek

  2015-05-27 00:20:34

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Ninja Mime (a box office flop in America, but a cult classic in France; Cyrax loathed this film)
  Dragon Fist
  Dragon Fist 2
  Son of Dragon Fist
  HWAAAAA!! (according to MK:DA, it won an Oscar)
  Sudden Violence (Said to be award-winning)
  Aquatic Assault
  Exiting the Dragon of Death (opposite Hong Kong action star Channie Jack, a spoof of Jackie Chan)
  7 Poisons
  Cage Match
  The Gist of my Fist
  24 Karate Gold
  Who's That?
  Wu Shu (a TV series)
  Mortal Kombat
  Mortal Kombat II
  Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
  Mortal Kombat: The Death of Johnny Cage (cancelled)
  Caged Rage
  Every Dog Has Its Day
  Massive Strike
  Iron Claw
  Time Smashers
  Citizen Cage (a spoof of Citizen Kane)
  Tommy Scissorfists (a spoof of Edward Scissorhands)
  Fight Dirty
  World's Most Wanted (a spoof of Wanted)
  Power Rangers (A T.V. series presumably based on the real-life series produced by Saban Capital Group)
  You Got Caged (2 pilots not picked up by the network, later turned into You Got Saved but with no Johnny Cage)
  Pirates of the Outworld Demons (a spoof of Pirates of the Caribbean)
  Stryker: I Was Doing My Job as Kurtis Stryker (as of Stryker's MK 2011 ending) (cancelled by Stryker himself)
  Brokenose Mountain (a spoof of Brokeback Mountain)
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-27 00:30:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-27 00:39:58 edited 2015-05-27 00:40:07

  Anonus said:

  Yeah! I secretly undid the archiving (though there are a bunch of ancient threads that were manually locked and will remain that way)

  
  

  Now don't go mass-necroing shit

  No, this has to do with a very, very specific thread.  I wanted to know how long I could wait to finish something.
  
  
  

  Imipolex G-cup said:

  hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
  

  o/` bend me shape me any way you want me o/`
  
• Obā-san

  2015-05-27 00:45:21

  
  

  
• One-Winged Eagle

  2015-05-27 01:05:07

  Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.

  My favorite is '24 Karate Gold'.
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-27 01:07:41

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  smells like cheesecake and death
  
• Vriska

  2015-05-27 01:08:44

  8luh 8luh.

  CENITE

  
  

  do you like

  
  

  Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Cheese Goldfish Crackers?

  
  

  It's for a 8ook.
• Vriska

  2015-05-27 01:09:06

  8luh 8luh.

  Or just cheese.

  
  

  It's for a 8ook a8out princesses and their snacking ha8its
• Vriska

  2015-05-27 01:10:11

  8luh 8luh.

  actually I'm just making a list

  
  

  or something
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-27 01:15:06

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I like Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Cheese Goldfish Crackers, but I am not a princess, only the Royal Cow.
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-27 01:20:56

  "Cows eat grass.  Cows produce milk.  Cows do not drink milk.  The milk they make is for their calves.  Therefore, every living entity has its share provided for."
  
• Vriska

  2015-05-27 01:26:06

  8luh 8luh.

  *makes note in list anyway re: Imi*
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-27 01:28:50

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  yay!
• Haven

  2015-05-27 01:40:54

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Vriska said:

  Pepperidge Farm

  Vriska would be even worse to direct than Orson Welles
• Obā-san

  2015-05-27 01:41:22

  
  

  get me latkes
• Obā-san

  2015-05-27 01:46:41

  
  

  laaaatttkeeees
• Tre

  2015-05-27 01:46:47

  
  

  naney said:

  

  The actual YouTube page has commenters who seem to unironically believe that they're the only ones that could possibly get the jokes in this video.
  
  YNTKT.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-27 01:50:33

  
  

  my mom is super into vaping and she shows me these things from time to time
• Tre

  2015-05-27 01:54:53

  
  

  Odd.
  
  I feel like it's just close enough to the concept of smoking to make me uncomfortable with doing it myself, even if it is supposed to be safer.
  
  I'm significantly more tolerant of their use than traditional cigarettes, though. The smell of tobacco grosses me out.
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 01:58:01 edited 2015-05-27 02:15:02

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 01:59:41 edited 2015-05-27 02:15:06

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• Odradek

  2015-05-27 02:00:11

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I dislike Reagan more than Nixon.
• Obā-san

  2015-05-27 02:00:44

  
  

  im glad that my mom is less likely to die
  
  i like that
  
  and aliroz u have crossed the line imo
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 02:06:31 edited 2015-05-27 02:14:40

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh
  
  I'm so sorry
  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 02:13:57 edited 2015-05-27 02:14:25

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-27 02:16:49

  Aliroz said:

  Nixon did nothing Kennedy didn't do.
  

  Nixon did Watergate and also went to China as a Republican president and also proposed the EPA.
  
• Boney

  2015-05-27 02:17:57

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Nixon oppressed the far left as a senator
• Section42L

  2015-05-27 02:22:29

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  Nixon was a worse person, but Reagan's policies did more damage.
• Boney

  2015-05-27 02:24:11

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  I prefer Nixon to Reagan, personally, but that's probably mostly based on the fact that Nixon didn't get away with his crap.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-27 02:25:37

  Section42L said:

  Nixon was a worse person, but Reagan's policies did more damage.

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-27 02:27:38

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 02:30:54

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Kennedy was a worse person than Nixon.
  
  19 is too young to consent to someone almost twice her age, Kennedy.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-27 02:32:21

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Kennedy was skeevy as hell too.

  
  

  And honestly I would argue that there has maybe never been a good president.
• Boney

  2015-05-27 02:34:18

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  19 is old enough to consent.
• Odradek

  2015-05-27 02:36:37

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Maybe not president, but Norton's reign as emperor was pretty good, I think.
• glennmagusharvey

  2015-05-27 02:44:50

  I propose that the United States become a subsidiary of Sealand.
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-27 02:44:57

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  

  
  

  fucking incredible
• Salix Babylonika

  2015-05-27 02:47:37

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  "I don't fuck with E.T." -- Jay-Z
• Anonus

  2015-05-27 03:07:46

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  The IRS has been hacked: http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory/apnewsbreak-irs-thieves-stole-tax-info-100000-31317464
• Imipolex G

  2015-05-27 03:10:08

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  well everybody's fucked
  
• Aliroz

  2015-05-27 03:10:47

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  DANG IT ANONYMOUS.
  
  I told you guys that hackers were evil.
  
  Now the hackers have all of our money.
  
• Yarrun XIX

  2015-05-27 03:20:02

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  "That the IRS — home to highly sensitive information on every single American and every single company doing business here at home — was vulnerable to this attack is simply unacceptable," said Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, chairman of the Senate Finance Committee. "What's more, this agency has been repeatedly warned by top government watchdogs that its data security systems are inadequate against the growing threat of international hackers and data thieves."
• Klinotaxis

  2015-05-27 03:27:12

  kill living beings
  

  Planet Jane said:

  

  i wanted to disagree but then i remembered that i've only used DMs to talk about marijuana production
  
• Boney

  2015-05-27 03:30:45

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  This is what happens when you defund the irs
• Klinotaxis

  2015-05-27 03:32:46

  kill living beings
  

  this is what happens when you fund the nsa
  
• Haven

  2015-05-27 03:37:33

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Boney said:

  This is what happens when you defund the irs

  Defunding things and then scoring points by complaining that they're vulnerable is such a sweet racket, I wish I had no soul or conscience so I could get in on it.
• Boney

  2015-05-27 03:40:01

  TUMUT CREW REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tumut

  Haven said:

  Boney said:

  This is what happens when you defund the irs

  Defunding things and then scoring points by complaining that they're vulnerable is such a sweet racket, I wish I had no soul or conscience so I could get in on it.

  Better, "wtf this thing i defunded is broken, why are we spending money on this broken thing, we should defund it more to get rid of the waste"