i wish to come up with a song lyric for this signature, but no song lyrics are coming to mind
LIZARDMEN FACTS the lizardmen constantly run absurdly complex and overly-specifc tests to assure themselves of their superiority as a species very fat species, long retractable necks with snakelike heads, removable shell, they hop about like frogs all taxes go to tests successful tests are met with nationwide celebrations eugenics program in action to breed volatility from species test subjects hailed as heroes administration of nation neglected in favor of tests the tests will never end tests include: how long can a lizardman survive without limbs in hostiles scenarios, how long can a lizardman not test (result: all occasions lizardmen snap and murder each other), how long can a lizardman not test without limbs (same result), how long can a lizardman not test with a pyromancer lizardman (result:same result + sacred elf forest destroyed), how long can lizardmen not test with a necromancer (same result + zombie lizardman pandemic)
So, the reason humans cannot swallow and breathe at the same time is the positioning of their vocal chords in their throats. Human babies, with their higher-placed vocal chords, though, actually can swallow and breathe at the same time; which helps with their milk-drinking.
But then the vocal chords drop, allowing a wider range of vowel sounds. This is part of why human babies cannot make as many sounds as human children.
But this inability to breathe while swallowing and such is why choking is such a common cause of death for these poor hideous hairless mammals. Pity the smooth-skinned tailless fleshbeing, it has no scales to guard its insides, and only a few puny teeth to protect itself with, no claws. Poor ungainly creature, it cannot walk for a full year after it is born.
Crocodilians walk right out of the egg because we are awesome. (seriously, humans are like little squishy fluidsacks, so adorable and soft.)
Today in Crystal gets irked by a very particular subset of roguelike gamers...
Listen, people. If your entire argument for something is "Just get [thing]", that's functionally no different from saying "Hope the RNG smiles upon you and gives you what you need!" which is, for the record, incredibly unhelpful. Further, not every single part of a game comes down to skill, least of all in a roguelike, where the random number generation is actually an integral part of the game. It is not always the players fault, and acting like it is is rather silly.
Similarly, the elitism I've seen from the scene (which, granted, is entirely anecdotal evidence and not to be taken as all-encompassing), at least in very specific parts of the Internet, grates on my nerves. Though, elitism in general bugs me, so it comes down to me too.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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Take from the dresser of deal, Lacking the three glass knobs, that sheet On which she embroidered fantails once And spread it so as to cover her face. If her horny feet protrude, they come To show how cold she is, and dumb. Let the lamp affix its beam. The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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I love Super Mario Sunshine, being one of my favorite Mario games, but the one scene I never liked was when Mario was on trial. There are so many things wrong with this scene. 1. A normal trial in Real Life would last a few hours to even a day. This one lasted only a good two minutes before Mario was deemed guilty. 2. What absolutely pissed me off the most was that the judge and the jury simply deemed Mario guilty: that part in particular left an absolute bitter taste in my mouth because the court had no evidence that Mario was the culprit, they deemed him guilty simply because they thought he was the criminal. They didn't even give him an attorney and there we're no witnesses called either, so this is a fail (even Chuggaaconroy pointed this out). To make it even worse, Mario wasn't even the criminal in the first place: it was a clone of him called "Shadow Mario" who is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, and if you see him throughout the game, he has a light-blueish color to him - not like Mario. Are the judges idiots or what? Finally, they even didn't give Peach and Toadsworth to object (granted, they did try to object, but the judge automatically ruled it down before they could even say anything aside from "Objection!"), which just flat-out made me pissed because Peach is royalty - the judges should not be able to rule her down. And in the end, Mario is wrongly deemed guilty, gets put in the Delfino Plaza prison for the rest of that day, and is forced to clean up the entirety of Isle Delfino - while on a freaking vacation! And to make it more cheesy, the police said told Mario not to slack off as they'd be watching him. I've "slacked off" so many times in the game, even right in their freaking sight, and they don't even give a crap. As if they forgot that they we're supposed to be watching Mario! Poor Mario was nothing but a Butt Monkeywoobie in that scene?! What?!
I haven't been on super recently but I'm kind of glad they're changing it; I've always sort of felt like it was my Turntable replacement rather than being its own service.
On the one hand just generally speaking people who are slavishly devoted to showing off how much they love capital-S Science are largely annoying and in particular I have to imagine that Neil deGrasse Tyson was probably happy to have some dude taking his picture rather than someone coming up and asking him some random question about astrophysics, which I have to imagine happens all the time.
On the other hand, all this really demonstrates is that much of the internet is just chains of people trying to feel superior to each other. If that article isn't written to show off how much smarter Mike Hale is than those "nerds", then what's the point? Ultimately it's just another link in the "I'm smarter than you" chain.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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the lizardmen constantly run absurdly complex and overly-specifc tests to assure themselves of their superiority as a species
very fat species, long retractable necks with snakelike heads, removable shell, they hop about like frogs
all taxes go to tests
successful tests are met with nationwide celebrations
eugenics program in action to breed volatility from species
test subjects hailed as heroes
administration of nation neglected in favor of tests
the tests will never end
tests include: how long can a lizardman survive without limbs in hostiles scenarios, how long can a lizardman not test (result: all occasions lizardmen snap and murder each other), how long can a lizardman not test without limbs (same result), how long can a lizardman not test with a pyromancer lizardman (result:same result + sacred elf forest destroyed), how long can lizardmen not test with a necromancer (same result + zombie lizardman pandemic)
But then the vocal chords drop, allowing a wider range of vowel sounds. This is part of why human babies cannot make as many sounds as human children.
But this inability to breathe while swallowing and such is why choking is such a common cause of death for these poor hideous hairless mammals. Pity the smooth-skinned tailless fleshbeing, it has no scales to guard its insides, and only a few puny teeth to protect itself with, no claws. Poor ungainly creature, it cannot walk for a full year after it is born.
Crocodilians walk right out of the egg because we are awesome. (seriously, humans are like little squishy fluidsacks, so adorable and soft.)
(turns out having a walnut-sized brain isn't good for snappy comebacks).
(I didn't even come up with that failure-of-a-comeback, that's a Scott Pilgrim reference).
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
#whynotbirdpresident
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Had my toothpaste taken away by rule-bound dundridges
ENEMIES OF THE HEIR BEWARE
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
being one of my favorite Mario games, but the one scene I never liked
was when Mario was on trial. There are so many things wrong with this
scene. 1. A normal trial in Real Life
would last a few hours to even a day. This one lasted only a good two
minutes before Mario was deemed guilty. 2. What absolutely pissed me off
the most was that the judge and the jury simply deemed Mario guilty:
that part in particular left an absolute bitter taste in my mouth
because the court had no evidence that Mario was the culprit, they
deemed him guilty simply because they thought he was the criminal. They
didn't even give him an attorney and there we're no witnesses called
either, so this is a fail (even Chuggaaconroy pointed this out). To make
it even worse, Mario wasn't even the criminal in the first place: it
was a clone of him called "Shadow Mario" who is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, and if you see him throughout the game, he has a light-blueish color to him - not like Mario. Are the judges idiots or what?
Finally, they even didn't give Peach and Toadsworth to object (granted,
they did try to object, but the judge automatically ruled it down
before they could even say anything aside from "Objection!"), which just
flat-out made me pissed because Peach is royalty - the judges should
not be able to rule her down. And in the end, Mario is wrongly deemed
guilty, gets put in the Delfino Plaza prison for the rest of that day,
and is forced to clean up the entirety of Isle Delfino - while on a
freaking vacation! And to make it more cheesy, the police said told
Mario not to slack off as they'd be watching him. I've "slacked off" so many times in the game, even right in their freaking sight, and they don't even give a crap. As if they forgot that they we're supposed to be watching Mario! Poor Mario was nothing but a Butt Monkey woobie in that scene?! What?!
:D
On the one hand just generally speaking people who are slavishly devoted to showing off how much they love capital-S Science are largely annoying and in particular I have to imagine that Neil deGrasse Tyson was probably happy to have some dude taking his picture rather than someone coming up and asking him some random question about astrophysics, which I have to imagine happens all the time.
On the other hand, all this really demonstrates is that much of the internet is just chains of people trying to feel superior to each other. If that article isn't written to show off how much smarter Mike Hale is than those "nerds", then what's the point? Ultimately it's just another link in the "I'm smarter than you" chain.
badda bing, badda boom
in other news i just laughed a fair amount at a meme
i know the designer of the suit daniel radcliffe is wearing here
i've gone too deep
yooo he has a pair of CPs too
Daniel Radcliffe is now the best contemporary celebrity