The Trash Heap of the Heapers' Hangout

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• Anonus

  2013-05-21 05:01:02

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  I used to use Dailymotion for video uploading because they seemed more lenient than YouTube when it came to copyrighted material
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 05:03:50

  
  

  we just imagine the arrows because we fear them.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 05:08:40

  
  

  
• Princess Alice

  2013-05-21 07:34:15

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Can't sleep
  
  Want boyfriend
  
  Complete sentences too much work
• lee4hmz

  2013-05-21 08:46:53

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  Whenever I think of a Ruritania or "random backwards country", I hear Maurice Chevalier singing about "Girls! Girls! Girls!" (from the 1934 film version of The Merry Widow) in my head.

  
  

  I blame MGM: When the Lion Roars.
• Tanya

  2013-05-21 09:45:47

  Pizza Dog

  Hello.
  
• Section42L

  2013-05-21 10:06:08 edited 2013-05-21 10:11:37

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  R.I.P. Ray Manzarek

  
  

  
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 10:19:37

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggh why the fuck did this have to happen today dammit
• millercross

  2013-05-21 10:34:22

  It was yesterday, actually. If you mean Manzarek, that is
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 10:41:37

  No, I was talking about myself. Agh, I've already had an awful day.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 10:56:40

  
  

  woke up this morning, three hours of sleep, go an email from the Cato Institute and it's all like

  
  http://www.policemisconduct.net/angry-long-wait-cop-pulls-gun-mcdonalds-customer/
  
  shit man, McDonalds food is not worth gunplay.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 11:04:10

  
  

  That said i would so beat a man unconscious with my bare hands for a egg mcmuffin and an orange juice right now
• Tanya

  2013-05-21 11:10:33

  Pizza Dog

  Naney said:

  That said i would so beat a man unconscious with my bare hands for a egg mcmuffin and an orange juice right now

  That's because you're a violent vagrant.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 11:11:41

  
  

  yes, but also i am inordinately fond of mcdonalds breakfast products.
• Aliroz

  2013-05-21 11:17:17

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  I just fell out of my chair.
  
  It hurt.
  
  Man, for all the talk about physical pain being something of the body, that the mind can control, it really hurt.
  
• Tanya

  2013-05-21 11:17:18

  Pizza Dog

  Naney said:

  yes, but also i am inordinately fond of mcdonalds breakfast products.

  Also, you're not skilled enough to battle with words, It's a new generation punk, Grammar Combat.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 11:19:33

  
  

  It's a new generation punk, Grammar Combat. 

  
  

  This sounds like the tagline for an edutainment-y show.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 11:23:07

  
  

  http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/food/product_nutrition.breakfast.264.bacon-egg-cheese-biscuit-regular-size-biscuit.html
• Aliroz

  2013-05-21 11:26:15

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  So, if someone was to draw a humanization of Entropy, what would it look like?
  
  What would a humanization of Mount Denali look like?
  
  What would a humanization of Aliroz look like?
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 11:52:06

  
  

  mmm crappy school pizza
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 12:05:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Wailord was here!
  
  Also yes, RIP Mr. Manzarek.
  
  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 12:10:28

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

  rest in peace dude
• ProfessorGator

  2013-05-21 12:22:49 edited 2013-05-21 12:23:12

  Remember back in the 50s when they'd record like Elvis singing YOU AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A HOUND DOG and then they'd turn the record over and reverse it and it was all NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP NYERP and people were all like, "That is actually the voice of Satan coming from that song."

  At last night's conversation about south Florida:

  
  

  I feel the need to mention that Atlanta has a significantly lower concentration of overly conservative Christianity than the rest of the state, and I believe it also has one of the largest LGBT populations in the US.

  
  

  Just putting that out there.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 12:47:41

  
  

  iTunes seems to be causing bluescreens
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 12:53:40 edited 2013-05-21 12:54:12

  
  

  it has stopped now

  
  

  :(         

  
  

             
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 12:56:58

  Naney said:

  That said i would so beat a man unconscious with my bare hands for a egg mcmuffin and an orange juice right now

  the Aggressive Homosexual Community
  
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 12:58:11

  tomorrow, i am installing Ubuntu
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 12:58:19

  
  

  amusingly right after i said that i was catching up on SMBC and

  
  

  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:03:38

  
  

  tomorrow, i am installing Ubuntu

  are you sure you are not building a pillow fort?
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 13:04:58

  oooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww my teeth
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 13:08:04

  All the jokes about which number the next Xbox will be are now Hilarious In Hindsight.
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:08:22

  
  

  it looks like i missed the bus
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:09:59

  
  

  but i do not feel like going home

  
  

  
  

  i will sit here a while
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 13:20:48

  Naney said:

  tomorrow, i am installing Ubuntu

  are you sure you are not building a pillow fort?

  actually i am receiving belly rubs
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:21:07

  
  

  daaaayum
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 13:21:24

  I'm not really seeing a great deal of creative potential with the new Xbox. At least, not much that couldn't be done on another console.
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 13:22:15

  has anyone said yet that its called the xbox 1 because when you see it you turn 1 degree and walk away
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:23:13

  
  

  you turn 1 degree and walk away

  
  

  if you only turn 1 degree wouldn't you walk into it
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 13:27:14

  Naney said:

  you turn 1 degree and walk away

  
  

  if you only turn 1 degree wouldn't you walk into it

  its a play on the old 'its called xbox 360 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away' joke
  
• Aliroz

  2013-05-21 13:28:15

  ...And even when your hope is gone

  move along, move along, just to make it through

  (2015 self)

  Wait, if you turn 360 degrees, you'll walk right into it.
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:29:50 edited 2013-05-21 13:30:32

  
  

  but 360 is a full circle, so once again you would be walking closer to the thing.

  
  

  
  

  If you want to get away from the console you're gonna have to improve your angle measuring abilities.

  Aliroz_ said:

  Wait, if you turn 360 degrees, you'll walk right into it.
  

  See, Aliroz gets it.

  
  

  (*gives Aliroz an "i know math" sticker*)
• Hexartes

  2013-05-21 13:32:15

  You'll turn 360 degrees and hit it with a hammer.
• sunn wolf

  2013-05-21 13:37:16

  Naney said:

  but 360 is a full circle, so once again you would be walking closer to the thing.

  
  

  
  

  If you want to get away from the console you're gonna have to improve your angle measuring abilities.

  Aliroz_ said:

  Wait, if you turn 360 degrees, you'll walk right into it.
  

  See, Aliroz gets it.

  
  

  (*gives Aliroz an "i know math" sticker*)

  
  
  thats why it's a joke
  

  it is to trap people into saying 'but 360 degrees is straight into it!!' when you actually know that full well

  and with 1 degree that becomes obvious

  im clever (actually not)
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 13:45:40

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  360 degrees is about how hot it feels in here right now
  
• Tanya

  2013-05-21 13:49:47

  Pizza Dog

  I got put on hold 3 times.
  
  
• Obā-san

  2013-05-21 13:54:31

  
  

  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/xbox-one/

  
  

  it looks pretty.
• Tanya

  2013-05-21 13:57:14

  Pizza Dog

  Naney said:

  http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2013/05/xbox-one/

  
  

  it looks pretty.

  Did I miss the price of the thing?
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 14:01:36

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  it looks...boring
  
• Imipolex G

  2013-05-21 14:02:15

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  meanwhile, I just spent like 45 minutes creating something that appears for maybe 3 seconds in my game, so I probably shouldn't talk
  
• lee4hmz

  2013-05-21 14:04:07

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  The article comments that the One looks like a TiVo...I had the same reaction to it once I saw the front. It looks like my mom's TiVo Series 3. :lol: