You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Well, I mean, I'm not disputing that.
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Can I appoint you the Royal Kitty and give you a place in my palace? I've got catnip and scratching posts!!
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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idk how you feel about strategy games but there are, I think, many things in it that would appeal to you
(including royal kitties, if you have the appropriate dlc)
Hatchet
Spear
Quarterstaff
Hunting bow
Unarmed