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What's it like being a peasant?

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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Seriously, I have a hard time even imagining what life must be like without the divine right.

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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    divine rights pale before the rights of cats
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    as a royalty atheist I giggle at your "divine right"
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Well, I mean, I'm not disputing that.

    ...

    Can I appoint you the Royal Kitty and give you a place in my palace? I've got catnip and scratching posts!!
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    edited 2017-01-28 04:13:52
    Central Avenue said:

    Can I appoint you the Royal Kitty and give you a place in my palace? I've got catnip and scratching posts!!

    hey did you ever play ck2

    idk how you feel about strategy games but there are, I think, many things in it that would appeal to you

    (including royal kitties, if you have the appropriate dlc)
  • eriophora ziaeriophora zia
    I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    Tamlin said:

    divine rights pale before the rights of cats

    Divinity and cats are two separate things? Tell that to my cat. 
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Tatterhood said:

    Central Avenue said:

    Can I appoint you the Royal Kitty and give you a place in my palace? I've got catnip and scratching posts!!

    hey did you ever play ck2

    idk how you feel about strategy games but there are, I think, many things in it that would appeal to you

    (including royal kitties, if you have the appropriate dlc)
    ...I should try it :o
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Central Avenue said:

    Seriously, I have a hard time even imagining what life must be like without the divine right.

    What kind of peasant needs divine right when divinity itself exists?
  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Central Avenue said:

    Seriously, I have a hard time even imagining what life must be like without the divine right.

    I'm getting fat because we keep running out of bread and have to eat cake in its place.
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    life's a bitch and then you die
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    marie antoinette went to private camps where she would pretend to be a peasant
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    Central Avenue said:

    What's it like being a peasant?

    I hear you get to play console games all day, which work automatically and you never have to mess with graphics settings or install fan patches.
  • HexartesHexartes
    You gain +6 accuracy to

    Hatchet
    Spear
    Quarterstaff
    Hunting bow
    Unarmed
  • BeeBee
    It sucks at first but you get high XP gain and pretty awesome stat growths, and after that you're pretty much a one-man army.
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Tamlin said:

    divine rights pale before the rights of cats

    Even a cat may look at a king
  • AlduinAlduin
    I wouldn't know, I'm a member of an anarcho-communist commune.
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