I Read That As: Trash Heap Edition

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• Tachyon

  2016-06-11 05:57:52

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  Sultai Official --> Saika Official
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-06-11 05:58:38

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  Tatterhood said:

  Magic Octagon => Magical Oregon
  

  and so it shall be
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-11 06:01:53

  Tachyon said:

  Sultai Official --> Saika Official

  Sultan Official
• Tatterhood

  2016-06-13 04:02:32

  Prescription drugs are fucking boring + New Pokemon General => Pokémon drugs are fucking boring
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-13 04:25:18

  Tatterhood said:

  Prescription drugs are fucking boring + New Pokemon General => Pokémon drugs are fucking boring
  

  carbos, really?
  
• Tachyon

  2016-06-20 03:11:26

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  So, Kissimmee has other things besides Busch Gardens. Good to know. --> So, KissAnime has other things besides Busch Gardens. Good to know.
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-06-20 03:13:31

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  glennmagusharvey said:

  Does Meet The Feebles count as furry? => Does Meeble count as furry?
  

  
  Possibly and definitely, respectively.
• lee4hmz

  2016-06-20 07:25:26

  ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS

  I first saw Meet the Feebles at a furry con (AC2000), so there's that.
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-06-20 10:10:42

  Anonus World III --> Anonus World War III
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-06-20 10:55:30

  star stealing turnip --> star stealing Trump
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-06-23 01:12:28

  There is a box inside with some baseballs --> There is a box inside with some fireballs
  
  (It's times like this that I wish there were people qualified to analyze these misreads....)
• eriophora zia

  2016-06-23 02:09:55

  I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god

  Section42L said:

  Why does everything remotely charitable have to be hijacked by libertarian types?

  "Why does everything remotely charitable have to be hijacked by librarian types?"

  
  

  An important distinction. 
• Tachyon

  2016-06-23 02:11:11

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  the sinister librarian coalition
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-06-23 03:12:56 edited 2016-06-23 03:13:43

  a HotLibrarian stripping could be more appealing than this less-than-hot libertarian stripping
  
  (warning: not safe for work?  sanity?  both?)
  
• Section42L

  2016-06-23 07:51:00

  We can do anything if we do it together.

  eriophora zia said:

  Section42L said:

  Why does everything remotely charitable have to be hijacked by libertarian types?

  "Why does everything remotely charitable have to be hijacked by librarian types?"

  
  

  An important distinction. 

  I giggled.
• Anonus

  2016-06-23 09:44:04

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  KilgoreTrout said:

  There is a box inside with some baseballs --> There is a box inside with some fireballs
  
  (It's times like this that I wish there were people qualified to analyze these misreads....)

  
  it means you are destined to become a great pitcher and we must make a movie about you post-haste
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-06-24 07:30:25

  Anonus said:

  KilgoreTrout said:

  There is a box inside with some baseballs --> There is a box inside with some fireballs
  
  (It's times like this that I wish there were people qualified to analyze these misreads....)

  
  it means you are destined to become a great pitcher and we must make a movie about you post-haste

  Why does nobody do anything pre-haste any more?

  
  

  Bear Supreme --> Bee Supreme. (In all likelihood because because I saw Bee.)
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-07-05 18:20:20 edited 2016-07-05 18:20:55

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Current status: wasting time at the Gahanna branch of the public library while I wait for it to be time to go pick up my brother. --> Current status: wasting time at the Gehenna branch of the public library while I wait for it to be time to go pick up my brother.
• Princess Alice

  2016-07-05 18:21:16

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I giggled.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-07-05 18:23:03

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  who even builds a library in gehenna anyway
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-07-05 19:36:43

  Fossilmaiden said:

  who even builds a library in gehenna anyway
  

  The same people who'd build a university in Lemure, Kansas.
  
• Epitome

  2016-07-06 09:45:38 edited 2016-07-06 09:46:46

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  how do we feel about netdecks in HH matches -> how do we feel about rednecks in HH matches
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-07-14 03:27:50

  I am frustrated with my life -> I am frustrated with my wife
  
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-07-16 01:44:05

  ITT: We discuss logos --> ITT: We discuss logs

  
  

  I find their flammability to be helpful when I require a heat source.
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-07-18 10:58:23

  Help the Navarro family --> Help the Naruto family
• Vriska

  2016-07-20 15:37:43

  8luh 8luh.

  "this town has no snagglepusses" --> "this town has no sunglasses"
  
• Vriska

  2016-07-26 01:36:56

  8luh 8luh.

  "concept mining" --> "carpet mining"

  
  

  I don't want to know either.
• SF_Sorrow

  2016-08-01 02:50:56

  
  

  "Reagan is winking at Trump from his grave" → "Reagan is twerking at Trump from his grave"
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-01 02:59:32

  SF_Sorrow said:

  "Reagan is winking at Trump from his grave" → "Reagan is twerking at Trump from his grave"

  that's what trump thinks
  
• Tachyon

  2016-08-03 15:03:48

  ^{i will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch}
  

  mooing into the silence --> mooning into the silence
• Crystal

  2016-08-03 19:42:18

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  "MetaFour is now a moderator" -> "MetaFour is now a narrator"
• Tatterhood

  2016-08-11 22:34:27

  regular enemies that take 200 hits instead of 3 => regular expressions that take 200 hits instead of 3
  
• Vriska

  2016-08-11 23:07:09

  8luh 8luh.

  "regular expressions" --> "regular explosions"
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-15 00:22:22

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  the patripassian dance event of the heapers' hangout forum --> the patisserie dance event of the heapers' hangout forum
• Crystal

  2016-08-16 05:31:28

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  "got jeans" ~> "goat jeans"
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-18 16:21:03

  Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show is totally Harley Quinn
  as
  Columbia from Rocky Horror Picture Show is totally Hillary Clinton
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-21 04:48:00

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  My Asus has served my well --> My Asus has severed my wall
• KilgoreTrout

  2016-08-21 11:05:13

  ♓ a congregation of sea urchins ♓ --> ♓ congratulations sea urchins ♓
• Vriska

  2016-08-21 17:06:45

  8luh 8luh.

  Fossilmaiden said:

  My Asus has served my well --> My Asus has severed my wall

  And I read it as "My anus has served me well".
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-21 21:17:04 edited 2016-08-21 21:17:17

  Vriska said:

  Fossilmaiden said:

  My Asus has served my well --> My Asus has severed my wall

  And I read it as "My anus has served me well".
  

  And I read what Fossilmaiden typed as "My Asus has served me well", despite it being "served my well".
  
• Toolsie

  2016-08-21 21:43:56

  ಠ_ಠ

  "People always deride Kansas/Eastern Colorado for being flat and featureless" => "People always deride Katniss Everdeen for being flat and featureless"
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-08-21 22:31:59

  https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png

  KilgoreTrout said:

  ♓ a congregation of sea urchins ♓ --> ♓ congratulations sea urchins ♓

  
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-21 22:32:47

  On that day, starfish were not thrown.
  
• Calica

  2016-08-21 23:28:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  souls, however...
• Vriska

  2016-08-22 00:52:14

  8luh 8luh.

  "cafeteria" --> "clefairy"

  
  

  I must have Pokemon on the brain tonight.
• Vriska

  2016-08-22 14:51:01

  8luh 8luh.

  on an email:
  
  "memomail" --> "meowrail"
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-08-23 01:42:11

  Biscayne National Park => Bicycle Natural Park
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2016-08-23 04:24:59

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Why do retailers waste so much money trying to stop shoplifters? --> Why do retainers waste so much money trying to stop shoplifters?
• Tatterhood

  2016-08-26 04:05:54

  a congregation of sea urchins => a congressman for sea urchins
  
• glennmagusharvey

  2016-08-26 04:09:58

  Tatterhood said:

  a congregation of sea urchins => a congressman for sea urchins
  

  it's not fair when the starfish get to draw district lines to favor themselves