I can already tell that this would probably happen if I were to fulfill the deep, dark desire I have to go as Tiny (which, as much as I would like, is not going to happen for a number of reasons).
A couple of people didn't know who I was when I went as Oswald in 2013, but that's a given.
I was a meter maid once for the purpose of giving out annoying tickets to people and everyone assumed sexy cop. Halloween sexiness is ruining everything.
I went as Link and people assumed I was Peter Pan. I cried, IIRC. I was six. It seemed the reasonable thing to do at the time. One of the kids present came up to me later and he was like "oh yeah I know who Link is" and that made me feel better.
And then when I was in... eighth grade I think I went as a traffic wizard, as in I wore a safety vest, held a stop sign as a staff, and had a traffic cone as a hat. It was a joke I stole from Demitry Martin.
Oh! I also went as the slender man in ninth grade but even if someone would've recognized me I wasn't aware of the existence of morph suits and just wore some weird completely black mask instead.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
And then when I was in... eighth grade I think I went as a traffic wizard, as in I wore a safety vest, held a stop sign as a staff, and had a traffic cone as a hat.
And then when I was in... eighth grade I think I went as a traffic wizard, as in I wore a safety vest, held a stop sign as a staff, and had a traffic cone as a hat.
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(The other Jane)
can't
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
Then again I'm not sure there are many Homestucks around here. Ah well.
YNTKT
Oh! I also went as the slender man in ninth grade but even if someone would've recognized me I wasn't aware of the existence of morph suits and just wore some weird completely black mask instead.
YNTK (all of)T