Open Mike Night with Central Avenue

Comments

• Anonus

  2012-01-16 21:53:21

  I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat

  It wasn't bad, not to me.
  
• gentlemanorcus

  2012-02-25 21:46:41

  Here's the voice-acting I've done over at BTL. 

  
  

  Some comedy. No voice-acting.

  
  

  Reading a Troper Tales entry about some creep's pedo buttlust for female Pokemon companions.

  
  

  An incredibly depraved letter from a WWI soldier.

  
  

  Incredibly stupid Facebook post by a "nice guy".

  
  

  Obligatory reading of a Chagen fanfiction idea. Part of a colab with DisasterGrind.

  
  

  Creepy PM Chagen sent to another user. Part of a colab with DisasterGrind. My favorite of the bunch.

  
  

  Infamous post in Fetishes about wanting to fuck a stuffed animal.
• Justice4243

  2012-02-26 02:45:54 edited 2012-02-26 02:46:02

  READ MY CROSS SHIPPING-FANFICTION, DAMMIT!
  
  i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
  

  "Infamous post in Fetishes about wanting to fuck a stuffed animal."

  
  

  "So I heard you like Mudkips..."
• Viani

  2012-02-26 02:56:59

  ☭ B̤̺͍̰͕̺̠̕u҉̖͙̝̮͕̲ͅm̟̼̦̠̹̙p͡s̹͖ ̻T́h̗̫͈̙̩r̮e̴̩̺̖̠̭̜ͅa̛̪̟͍̣͎͖̺d͉̦͠s͕̞͚̲͍ ̲̬̹̤Y̻̤̱o̭͠u̥͉̥̜͡ ̴̥̪D̳̲̳̤o̴͙̘͓̤̟̗͇n̰̗̞̼̳͙͖͢'҉͖t̳͓̣͍̗̰ ͉W̝̳͓̼͜a̗͉̳͖̘̮n͕ͅt͚̟͚ ̸̺T̜̖̖̺͎̱ͅo̭̪̰̼̥̜ ̼͍̟̝R̝̹̮̭ͅͅe̡̗͇a͍̘̤͉͘d̼̜  ⚢

  

  They are really quiet
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-05 15:03:12

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rRJiFQu9I1
  
  My voice oO
  
• Misery

  2012-03-05 15:08:46

  The sadness will last forever.

  http://vocaroo.com/i/s04O1JgdzZjK
  
  The worst voice ever.
  
  Mine.
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-05 15:09:42

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  I dont think so, I think you have a cutesy American voice
  
• Imipolex G

  2012-03-05 15:12:21

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  Neither of you seem to have anything wrong with your voices.
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-05 16:15:50 edited 2012-03-05 16:16:21

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  In which Alice shatters any illusions you may have had about her.
  
  
  
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-05 16:30:53

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Alice, I am disappoint
  
  I was expecting a Gloucestershire accent
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-05 16:34:39

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  You expect a Gloucester accent when I'm speaking in Quenya?
  
• Ace Rimmer

  2012-03-05 16:37:33

  Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

  Yes yes I do
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-07 10:29:00 edited 2012-03-07 10:29:18

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  Fine, here's some English. (Warning, not at all interesting.)
  
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-03-07 10:34:52

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...Why did my mental voice for you sound American?
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-07 10:39:58 edited 2012-03-12 00:51:57

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• Imipolex G

  2012-03-07 12:29:37

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  I have heard the voice of squid!
  
  ...WTF did you say
  
• Obā-san

  2012-03-07 12:30:48

  
  

  "Do my ears detect [indecipherable]"
  
• Fossilmaiden

  2012-03-07 12:59:48

  Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
  

  ...Why did my mental voice for you sound American?
  

  Very good question! Especially since I can't even describe my own voice.
  
• Unknown

  2012-03-07 13:05:25

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• Princess Alice

  2012-03-07 14:52:50

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  ...I need to start practicing my female voice, but I'm too embarrassed for some reason.
  
• Misery

  2012-03-23 14:55:33

  The sadness will last forever.

  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HYGKYnR5SK
  
  Trying to speak Chinese again after a decade of learning it.
  
  Still stuck on the basics.
  
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-03-23 17:43:06

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  
  Voice Recorder >>
• Obā-san

  2012-03-23 18:11:57

  
  

  Needs more Trixie.
• TheMightyAnonym

  2012-03-23 18:22:44 edited 2012-03-23 18:23:06

  I wish I could go back in time and slap myself.
  

  I sound nothing like Trixie (unfortunately), outside of the fact that I always introduce myself as "Mr. Awesome" (yes, really) and occasionally ham it up.
  
  I would do let's plays and stuff on youtube, but I lack a good microphone, and don't think I could get away with quoting Dante Alighieri at the top of my lungs. Especially since I live in a duplex.
  
• Princess Alice

  2012-04-01 02:23:32

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  This would be marginally better if I didn't have to try to keep it quiet, but whatever.
  
• Misery

  2012-04-08 04:09:26

  The sadness will last forever.

  http://vocaroo.com/i/s0x6gDogLuxC

   

  More of my bad singing.
• Haven

  2012-05-08 02:21:48 edited 2012-05-08 02:29:35

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  Hey CA

  
  

  #thisisstupid