in fourteen-hundred ninety-two Columbus sailed the ocean blue in fourteen-hundred ninety-three Columbus sailed the ocean "wheeeee~" in fourteen-hundred ninety-four Columbus sailed the ocean more in fourteen-hundred ninety-five Columbus sailed the ocean live in fourteen-hundred ninety-six Columbus e-mailed the ocean pics in fourteen-hundred ninety-seven Columbus watched Oceans Eleven in fourteen-hundred ninety-eight Columbus sailed the ocean great in fourteen-hundred ninety-nine Columbus stalled in the Doldrums line
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
So, if you had some marijuana that was solely to be used for playing pranks
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Everyone says the brain is a computer, but it's not, not in the digital sense we're familiar with. It's all analog; more like a relational database that happens to be running on a giant telephone exchange.
i want to see some conspiracy theorists take my post above that combines the slogan for the original net animation Under The Dog with the self-descriptor used by Jesus
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
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in fourteen-hundred ninety-three Columbus sailed the ocean "wheeeee~"
in fourteen-hundred ninety-four Columbus sailed the ocean more
in fourteen-hundred ninety-five Columbus sailed the ocean live
in fourteen-hundred ninety-six Columbus e-mailed the ocean pics
in fourteen-hundred ninety-seven Columbus watched Oceans Eleven
in fourteen-hundred ninety-eight Columbus sailed the ocean great
in fourteen-hundred ninety-nine Columbus stalled in the Doldrums line
in nineteen-hundred zero-tens three the world an airborne flyer did see
it just belizes me
Q: [Any question will do, really. Doesn't matter if it's a yes/no, what, who, when, where, why, which, how.]
A: MY ASS
optional: end the answer with either ":D" or ">:("
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"Seal of Approval"
(art credit to Roy Sussman)
oh, it's just something that exists outside this cleft of dimensions
/me rolls 2d6 for move, attack, defend, evade, bonus, and drop
though i agree with the relational database thing
our minds work with a lossy, relationally-compressed, meaning-based data format
i double dare them
anthea weber
for some reason i associate hannah weber with anthea kallenberg
that's because they're the seedy see
that's because they became the seedy see pee