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  • Freakazoid, why did you have to go and copy that floppy?
  • bovine spongiform encephalopathy
  • Silver Sky
    falls upon
    you and I
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    it says "DO NoT PUT TAP WATER IN BATREYT, IT HAS MINEARLS THAT MAY posion THE BATTERY"

    but wait isn't battery acid a poision anywahey?

    HEY GOOG S POINT MAybE WE AHULD GET SOME ACID FOR IT

    (ONE HOUR LATER...)

    MAYBE THAT WASNT SUCHA AGO OG IDEA THE CAR LOOKs LIkRE A HUGE foam BLOB

    maybe the batteryes was alkialine?

    YEAH I GUESS SO BUT WHY DOES IT SMELS LIKE MTCHES

    hmmm maybee we should haved put matches int?

    I DUNNO ID ON T WANT A FIRELY BATERY

    whatever man lets get the hose and clenat htis up

    (5 MINUTES LATER...)

    THAT MADE THE BETEARY FIRELY ARGH WHAT EWRRE YOU THINKING 

    well now what to do?

    HEY I HERD At FOAM CAN PUT OUTS FIRES

    oh good wels I stll has some foam last...

    (The END, dammit)
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Chef and Waiterman attempt car repair?
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Something like that, yeah. :D
  • all nonsense!
    all the time!
    all day lung!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    KILLING ME WON'T BRING BACK YOUR GODDAMN HONEY!!!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    OH NO NOT THE BEES...ARGH THEY'RE IN MY EYES...ARGGGGGUGUEGKEkladjfjdafjskllk
  • unforgive a bull sin
  • it snot my bid seen us
  • edited 2014-05-29 05:16:11
    claus-y escalate prawnic way-shin
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch

    on a more serious note

    i guess my conception of this place was a bit off the mark, since a lot of people's concept of "shitposting" actually amounts to just "off-topic", rather than "no topic at all"

    i have no idea why i'm actually saying this out loud, other than "I feel like sharing it with someone"

    i just like observing and analyzing social dynamics

     I don't really consider general off-topic posts to be shitposts.

    Shitposts are just, like, deliberately stupid posts.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    YNTKT
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Star Trek: We Paid Good Money For All This Motion-Control Footage, Dammit, We're Going To Use Every Frame Of It

    Star Trek: Voyage to the Negative Space Wedgie's Space Uterus
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    butt-scootin' boogie
  • wonderful posts
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    At the Hanna

    Hanna Barbera

    Cartoons and Laughter were what they were after
  • hanna barbera on stage
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    BUTTERCUP BAY
    CITY LIMITS
    POP. 16,384

    FREEWAY ENDS
    2 km
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    REDUCED SPEED 40 km/h AHEAD
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I'm getting verklempt...talk amongst ya-selves...I'll give you a topic:

    Robot Unicorn Attack helped pave the way for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Discuss.
  • lee4hmz said:

    I'm getting verklempt...talk amongst ya-selves...I'll give you a topic:


    Robot Unicorn Attack helped pave the way for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Discuss.
    I heard the song that the former used in a Trader Joe's once.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Wilhelm said:

    lee4hmz said:

    I'm getting verklempt...talk amongst ya-selves...I'll give you a topic:


    Robot Unicorn Attack helped pave the way for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Discuss.
    I heard the song that the former used in a Trader Joe's once.
    That one Erasure track?

    Makes sense.
  • always, i wanna be with you, etc.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    he put his thingy in her hoo-hoo and they had the sex.
  • lee4hmz said:

    he put his thingy in her hoo-hoo and they had the sex.

    p0n0s into vag000
  • but then everyone had the skick
  • ten dracula came and eated all the animals in the forest
  • this is a text-only wonderposting thread but i can still post funny videos and animations!

    watch:

    youareanidiot.swf
  • Heapers' Hangout is my place 2-bit cleverness :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
  • edited 2014-06-17 13:23:24
    that last bit should be written ":[penguin][penguin][penguin][penguin][penguin][penguin][penguin]"

    this is because dedede is a penguin

    or a brave robotic duck
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    wiggle wiggle wiggle go 
    wiggle wiggle wiggle go 
    wiggle wiggle wiggle stop
    hold stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill
  • > Hunger Pangs is dope

    I happened to be thinking about the Catholic Church at the moment, so

    Hunger Dangs is pope
  • see, when you replace the d with a p in "dope"
    the p can't just come from nowhere
    it must be exchanged from somewhere else
    the d also can't just disappear
    it must be exchanged to somewhere else

    Conservation of Letters
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    So you have to give "Pangs" the D?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    lee4hmz said:

    it says "DO NoT PUT TAP WATER IN BATREYT, IT HAS MINEARLS THAT MAY posion THE BATTERY"


    but wait isn't battery acid a poision anywahey?

    HEY GOOG S POINT MAybE WE AHULD GET SOME ACID FOR IT

    (ONE HOUR LATER...)

    MAYBE THAT WASNT SUCHA AGO OG IDEA THE CAR LOOKs LIkRE A HUGE foam BLOB

    maybe the batteryes was alkialine?

    YEAH I GUESS SO BUT WHY DOES IT SMELS LIKE MTCHES

    hmmm maybee we should haved put matches int?

    I DUNNO ID ON T WANT A FIRELY BATERY

    whatever man lets get the hose and clenat htis up

    (5 MINUTES LATER...)

    THAT MADE THE BETEARY FIRELY ARGH WHAT EWRRE YOU THINKING 

    well now what to do?

    HEY I HERD At FOAM CAN PUT OUTS FIRES

    oh good wels I stll has some foam last...

    (The END, dammit)
    YOUR CHEF and the waiterman
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Hehehehe
  • edited 2014-06-18 20:18:46

    So you have to give "Pangs" the D?


    *LOUB CRASH*

    ...it appears that i been given who is the doss
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    PRESS HARD—YOU ARE MAKING THREE COPIES
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    is that the instructions from some carbonless copy paper with the white, yellow, and pink sheets?
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    Yup!
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    IT'S MY DICK IN A BOX

    dick in a box, giiiiiiiiiiirl
  • the lonely island (the music/comedy group)'s stuff is sorta obnoxious.  i never much liked either "dick in a box" or "jizz in my pants" or "threw it on the ground"; "i'm on a boat" is somewhat funnier and less obnoxious though.

    in other news, i wonder if it's okay to consume past-due-date Papa John's Garlic Sauce.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    I CAN BREAK! THESE! CUFFS!

    you can't break. those. cuffs. 

    WLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Hikari Hiiragi handcuffs joke @Crystal
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