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* The American Party actually captures the presidency for two terms. The U.S.-Mexican War analogue happens under the Know-Nothings' administration. * Instead of expanding the hell out of the U.S., it basically just has OTL U.S., plus 54'-40'; apparently the Brits back down. * There's a Free City of Austin, leading to two Texan states- north, and south. The Southern one (which contained Austin) is free, the northern one, slave. * A group of "Young Hegelians" settle in Florida, ending up founding its biggest city and later capital. * The U.S. is involved in the United States of Central America pre-Civil War, and after. Indeed, during the middle of the intervention, the Civil War occurs, and U.S. expeditionary forces in the USCA are divided in half. How cool is that? * The U.S. goes to war with Sardinia-Piedmont at one point because of the latter's involvement in Mexico. * Reconstruction is vastly different (Lincoln wasn't ever president, and the Texases did not secede with the South, for one thing). The Klan are dissolved, and at one point one of the post-Klan supremacist associations fights the Knights of Columbus in Richmond because a black Catholic is killed. * The French are involved in the U.S.-Spanish War. Baltimore gets burned down.
How to do this:
* Download the driver installers for your hardware to an external drive. (You want to do this first because you'll kick yourself if you end up with no wireless driver later on.) * Pop in the Windows disc and boot from it. * Install Windows. The installer should let you format the hard disk, erasing all the old data. * Boot it up. Install your hardware drivers, then connect to the internet and download the essentials (web browsers, antivirus, etc.)
I think it's interesting how people's opinions of the Star Trek movies have changed since the 1980s and 1990s. Yeah, TMP is still about an hour too long, TWoK is still awesome, and 5 is still incredibly silly, but I've also noticed that 4's reputation has gone down and 3's has gone up, mainly by virtue of the fact that 4 is kind of silly itself, and 3 is really not that bad.
And TUC is pretty much forgotten now, despite being a big deal at the time. People actually remember Generations better!
This may be juvenile, but I would be tickled if someone inter-cut the all of the from "All of the Lights" with the ASS ASS ASS... chant from "Dance (A$$)".
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You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
Track: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pizzas
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* The American Party actually captures the presidency for two terms. The U.S.-Mexican War analogue happens under the Know-Nothings' administration.
* Instead of expanding the hell out of the U.S., it basically just has OTL U.S., plus 54'-40'; apparently the Brits back down.
* There's a Free City of Austin, leading to two Texan states- north, and south. The Southern one (which contained Austin) is free, the northern one, slave.
* A group of "Young Hegelians" settle in Florida, ending up founding its biggest city and later capital.
* The U.S. is involved in the United States of Central America pre-Civil War, and after. Indeed, during the middle of the intervention, the Civil War occurs, and U.S. expeditionary forces in the USCA are divided in half. How cool is that?
* The U.S. goes to war with Sardinia-Piedmont at one point because of the latter's involvement in Mexico.
* Reconstruction is vastly different (Lincoln wasn't ever president, and the Texases did not secede with the South, for one thing). The Klan are dissolved, and at one point one of the post-Klan supremacist associations fights the Knights of Columbus in Richmond because a black Catholic is killed.
* The French are involved in the U.S.-Spanish War. Baltimore gets burned down.
How to do this:
* Download the driver installers for your hardware to an external drive. (You want to do this first because you'll kick yourself if you end up with no wireless driver later on.)
* Pop in the Windows disc and boot from it.
* Install Windows. The installer should let you format the hard disk, erasing all the old data.
* Boot it up. Install your hardware drivers, then connect to the internet and download the essentials (web browsers, antivirus, etc.)
STOP ME NOW
Mac o'Ass
Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
and take their weapons leaving them dead
vs
THE CHEAT
alabummer
massachusucks
new yuck
vermin
new hampshit
neverdo
floriduh
georgiunk
north moronina
south moronina
tenneblind
washingtank
oregone
califucknia
arizoneout
new mucksico
colorude-o
why-oming
north idikota
south idikota
obyeo
idiona
idiho
nontana
puntsylvania
illinoying
arkansuck
kansuck
oklahomo (this is justified because they are homophobes)
also, a replacement for an above entry: wynoying
bonus entry: oklahomura
faux island
bane
virginiuck
west virginiuck
kensucky
mushushuppi
missorry
michigunk
wisconshit
minnesucka
nebrascan't
alascan't
haphooey
bonus entry: missyuri
The Maths
Arithmeticking
tan tan mojipeattan
water chestnut = 馬蹄
馬蹄 = 馬睇
馬睇 = horse see
horse see = horsea
Q.E.D.