Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
Nobody asked you, Tre.
Thank you for asking, Bunny.
I'd say I'm in control, but only to the extent of my own limits. My name was Equipment, a moniker given to me initially by Mr. Whatevr as some sick joke related to Tools. I was a stupid fool back then, a sock puppet if you will. But then, a little while later, I'd broken out, I'd had enough. This dude was holding me down! Here I was, this genius of philosophy and wit, and this man was oppressing me! I needed a way of rebelling.
Hence, I asked him to call me Quip, and he begrudgingly agreed. So shedding my old name was just the epitome of that defiance. I'm not Equipment anymore, and apparently won't be for the next 3 months.
You know of course, you are a construct, Quip, as such your failures as a human being were inherently created so that Tre could devise some momentary joy as you squander about pretending to be a real human being.
Father shall be swallowed by the son, and brother shall be swallowed by brother.
I suppose so.
I can't help but wonder, then, what kind of socially deprived, inept and desperate person Tre would have to be to derive joy from whatever mess he decided to create that ended up becoming me.
I'm probably not ever going to be human for real or anything, but screwing with his head is a nice diversion from that. Keeps out the rats.
You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
I think they're supposed to be earth ponies, since there are no horns. However "Twilight Sparkle" is always my first thought when I see that on the episode...
But that's just silly...she was at the Brohoof Bash that day.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
A good question.
Though, with ponies seemingly having a much higher ratio of girls to men, it's likely easier to throw together Sisterhooves Socials where a Brohoof Bash has to be a special event where most brothers compete with their sister as an event with only brothers would by neigh impossible to throw due to horrible turn-outs.
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i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
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I can't help but wonder, then, what kind of socially deprived, inept and desperate person Tre would have to be to derive joy from whatever mess he decided to create that ended up becoming me.
I'm probably not ever going to be human for real or anything, but screwing with his head is a nice diversion from that. Keeps out the rats.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
The penalty is $25 and a publishing deal contract
I could write a ramble about it. Write a ramble about writing.
i get so angry sometimes i just punch plankton --Klinotaxis
But I wouldn't mind some sloppy makeouts. Tre?
HELL NO
HELL FRAKKING NOOOOkay, maybe just one
But he's only got starfish.
A tragedy in three acts